@Aerek is going to be in Brisbane the 10th and 11th of March.
I'm not much of a tour guide or drinker which is probably what he needs. So I am inviting anyone who can make it to come out and have a drink with him.
Not sure which day we'll do it, probably Saturday the 11th of March but if more people can make it Friday we'll do that instead.
Spread the word, Tag all the appropriate people. He will most likely be devoured by the local fauna after this so it's kinda like a once in a lifetime opportunity.
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Don't know many places tour-wise though, it'd depend what he wants to do.
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Five bucks on death by spider within six hours.
Double that on death by kangaroo throughout the duration of the trip.
The Deadpool is now live.
Can also put me down for fifty bucks on being murdered by Tahquil before the end of the deadpool so she can keep the rest of the deadpool money.
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I'll be stopping briefly in Sydney, then starting in Gladstone and touring down the coast to Brisbane. Hikes in the bush are a possibility, which increases the likelihood of encountering local wildlife, but I also picked up my int'l driver's permit, so I'm at least as much of a danger to myself as anything else given Australians' insistence to driving on the wrong side of the road. I also fear barfights after saying the wrong thing about 1) the Queen, 2) Steve Irwin, 3) how I've heard American rednecks enunciate with more clarity.
If that doesn't get him, a Huntsman will within about 12 hours of disembark. Probably either on the toilet or riding in someone's car.
Huntsman spiders also aren't really dangerous to humans. They just wanna be your friend and chill in your house, mostly.
1 & 2) Suggesting Australians care at all by discussing the Queen or Steve Irwin will likely start a fight. What you actually say won't matter.
3) "American rednecks" is tautological. Just the first word is enough when outside the US.
List of safe topics that won't start bar fights:
I just recently saw a map of the world-wide webs digital footprint on the planet in class. I thought why is Australia only lit up on the edge of the southeastern border.
-google- Oh because it's mostly a barren wasteland.
(I'm sure it has swag though)