Achaean Raves

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  • Stoned Xeno is funnier.

  • Valden said:
    @Illyose @Tesha most fun I've gotten out of this conflict yet
    I AFK'd quite impressively in the background.
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    Cynlael said:
    http://pastebin.com/jPj0ZKuL

    Thank you @Xenomorph for providing tons of laughs to an otherwise boring night.
    PS. Still trying figure out whether or not you were stoned / drunk / both.

    Hmm...I don't do those things, but in the day, statistics alone showed predictably consistent patterns I'd wander off from achaea and into the same spots. Not just quitting, but walking off during a meeting and often into places such as unlocked cars, ajar doors of any variant, shape, or portal entry within a 7 mile zig zagging line, preferably in route downwind from business districts serving low quality food stuffs which often come with unlocked trash receptacles, I call this the "combo meal" (which people knock by the way, but havent liberated their mind to the blissful heaven of letting go, and becoming one with a literal sea of unused delicious food. Its one of those times I implore you, don't knock it until you try it. But be warned, its best to hit the road when you start to regain your bearings, cause waking up at 10am in L.A, means you can hangoversleep into a 100 degree shit coffin of food that was your friend and lover last night, and your scaldy enemy and domestic abuser, no longer loving but snuffing you the following morning. Oh, and for the h8ers...,
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    I -am- the Cataclysm Switchblade.
  • DaslinDaslin The place with the oxygen
    can we just have a mini-Xeno who goes around tl;dr'ing all of his posts? It hurts.
  • That's actually not a bad idea. I got a dual monitor setup, and you got a great idea in my head right now.

     

    The birth of Xejus will begin after account activation. I'm all for waterbirth, which the lower flooded portions of the ranting sections will accomodate for the entrance of the messiah.

    I -am- the Cataclysm Switchblade.
  • DaslinDaslin The place with the oxygen
    Oh god.... What have I done!?
  • Shhhhhhh now, just have your e-quill at the ready my dear Salieri.
  • I gotta head out. I'd stay longer but I got prior convictions and....well, lets just say I should have removed Xejus from the water -before- I ran off to start a thread bragging about the birth of the Messiah, If you guys could close the thread and just put some ply wood against it, I'm sure this will smooth over. No birth certficate, no death. Im no lawyer, but common sense is this piss of excellence I mark on the trails of life. That's six months worth of shit to gnaw on, I'll leave you all be for a spell. Happy trails.

    I -am- the Cataclysm Switchblade.
  • AchillesAchilles Los Angeles
    Thanks to Xeno convicted forum felons are no longer allowed to send and receive mail.
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  • AitoxAitox South Africa
    @Verily, because once in a while you just get someone that makes Achaea worth playing, and she is it.
  • Tvistor said:
    Valden said:
    @Illyose @Tesha most fun I've gotten out of this conflict yet
    I AFK'd quite impressively in the background.
    I noticed you had some pretty important writing to do.
  • MishgulMishgul Trondheim, Norway
    @Everyone because - everyone and - everything

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    One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important

    As drawn by Shayde
    hic locus est ubi mors gaudet succurrere vitae
  • Daslin said:
    can we just have a mini-Xeno who goes around tl;dr'ing all of his posts? It hurts.
    Pretty sure that's what we have a WTF button for.
  • Iphis said:
    I see your funny Xeno and raise you a oblivious Orchist:

    Wow, that's funny. What is really sad, but not surprising, I don't remember that ever happening, yet there I am talking too. Looks like a responsible chap from time to time.
    I -am- the Cataclysm Switchblade.
  • VayneVayne Rhode Island
    That was awesome @Illyose. It was huge for @Vayne and a vindication of years of work for him. That conversation meant a lot.
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  • Shout-out to @Taak who, upon accidentally attacking my pet (who was absolutely fine after the encounter), sent me a hilarious and wonderful letter owning up to the mistake. Completely made my night.
  • Sir Arador Aristata, Disciplinarian of the Maldaathi (male Dragon)

    That is all.

  • Arador said:
    Sir Arador Aristata, Disciplinarian of the Maldaathi (male Dragon)

    That is all.

    Kinda funny timing really, you were chosen at random because of hard work and just a good interesting start to work with. Rather than pulling a prank. I didn't know you were that close.


    Had Meletus appeared when this happened, and said, "I'm here to fix you up for dragon, go ahead and put your individuality away, I've decided to spray paint you all shit brown from here on out in groups of 10, not to disrespect anyone on a personal level, but a reminder that you are all equally my curse and shame in life."

    Well, that means the prophecy was fulfilled, and we collectively should consider the pros of suicide, while being sure to leave out those pesky cons.

     

     

    I -am- the Cataclysm Switchblade.
  • Rave for @Xenomorph being cool. This has nothing to do with his posts on this thread.
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    The soul of Ashmond says, "Always with the sniping."

    (Clan): Ictinus says, "Stop it Jiraishin, you're making me like you."
  • Yeah if I got red after asking for black I would have gone Columbine.

  • Liked for the first three lines.
  • ShirszaeShirszae Santo Domingo
    The sad thing is, those lines are utter nonsense, but they are magnetic as all hell xD 

    And you won't understand the cause of your grief...


    ...But you'll always follow the voices beneath.

  • Shirszae said:
    The sad thing is, those lines are utter nonsense, but they are magnetic as all hell xD 
    I feel like a Turing Test has gone horribly wrong.  Or something.  They should have sent a poet.  So beautiful.  
  • I don't care what all those uncool Mhaldorians said about you Xeno, you're A-OK in my book!
  • I...uh...what.


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