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  • @Jhui 's smile just cleared up my sexual confusion.


  • Dunn said:
    @Jhui 's smile just cleared up my sexual confusion.
    Hot
  • KresslackKresslack Florida, United States
    Guys, calm down....that snake looks pretty.....rubbery. 


  • KresslackKresslack Florida, United States
    Heh, ok ok. The rat snakes in Florida are so aggressive :/ I had one I caught while clearing brush around a lake but eventually released it. Mean ass that it was.


  • JozlynJozlyn out of here.
    Of course they're mean! Wouldn't you be pissed if some giant monster picked you up?
     yes, sir.
  • KresslackKresslack Florida, United States
    Only if he tried to kill or crush or eat me! But you know what I mean. All snakes bite, even really docile like boas. I'm talking about the difference between, "Hey, I'm hungry and tired of playing and you're starting to piss me off so I'm going to bite you in order to let you know" and "BECAUSE FUCK YOU *fangs*".


  • JozlynJozlyn out of here.
    I'd bite you
     yes, sir.
  • KresslackKresslack Florida, United States
    Don't threaten me with a good time.


  • That lower snake really likes potatos! It looks so happy. Now I know how to handle snakes, just throw a potato at them. Who knew!

     i'm a rebel

  • Kresslack said:
    Tesha said:
    That lower snake really likes potatos! It looks so happy. Now I know how to handle snakes, just throw a potato at them. Who knew!
    Pretty sure that's a breeder rat, aka 'pinkie".
    Yeah that definitely looks like a pinkie
    image
  • no latvian snakes here
    And as he slept he dreamed a dream, and this was his dream.
  • that rat snake is so fucking beautiful, @jozlyn. holy shit. so gorgeous. 
  • StrataStrata United States of Derp
    Direv said:

    me studying + cat
    My cat does the same thing except she is a really fluffy white cat -- I like dark colored clothes :(
    My other cat is addicted to adhesives and other household chemicals (rolls around and huffs the floor every time there's pinesol on it) -- as such, the lint roller things are always chewed up and impossible to tear off to get a fresh one.
    So I go out in public looking like I sleep in my clothes (which I pretty much do anyway but... yeah...)
  • edited October 2013
    @Ellodin said:
    My landlord and I went out to get lunch and see a movie today.  We went to Twin Peaks, and they had their calendar girls signing in various restaurants around the area today.  My landlord got a calendar and had it signed, and took a picture of me with his calendar and some of those ladies.

    image
    It was supposed to be named "Peak's Twins" but due to some miscreant in charge of the sign, alas, Twin Peaks was born. These are just a few from my harem. Glad you enjoyed yourself.
    @Ruth said:
    That shirt of yours eyeing the boobs of the woman in white seems appropriate. :D
    Yes, they're fake.
  • edited October 2013
    oops
  • It fits perfectly into the mandolin case…
    "Faded away like the stars in the morning,
     Losing their light in the glorious sun,
     Thus would we pass from this earth and its toiling,
     Only remembered for what we have done."

  • JozlynJozlyn out of here.
    You should have seen him when he stretched out his neck and filled up the top part.
     yes, sir.
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