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WHY IS THERE NO 'FANBOY' BUTTON
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”Before I begin, you must get on your knees and worship Horus and accept that he was the most divine being the galaxy has ever known, even greater than the Emperor!”
At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-human stormtrooper champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of Imperial Law and fully supported all military decisions made by the Imperium stood up and held up a rock.
”How old is this rock, pinhead?”
The arrogant professor smirked like an infidel and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Imperial”
"Correct. It's been 4.6 billion years since geothermic forces created it. The natural model must be applied to the genetic sphere, and thus foreign elements must be removed so that the rock of humanity will be pure."
The sorcerer was visibly shaken, and dropped his sacrificial knife and copy of Book of the Lorgar. He stormed out of the room crying those heretical crocodile tears. The same tears heretics cry for the “slaves” (who today live in such luxury that most own food) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving nobles. There is no doubt that at this point our sorcerer, Ygethmor the Deceiver, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than an apostate traitorous witch. He wished so much that the Inquisition would burn him for his degeneracy, but he himself had fled from them!
The citizens applauded and all reported themselves to the Arbites that day and accepted the Emperor as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Obedience” flew into the room and perched atop the Aquila Imperialis and shed a tear on the chalk. The Lectitio Divinitatus was read several times, and the Emperor himself showed up and enacted a second Great Crusade across the galaxy.