"Colon thought Carrot was simple. Carrot often struck people as simple. He was simple. The mistake people made was thinking 'simple' meants the same thing as 'stupid'"
Maybe I've just been playing this too much lately, but I instantly thought of the sims when I read this.
And I love too Be still, my indelible friend That love soon might end You are unbreaking And be known in its aching Though quaking Shown in this shaking Though crazy Lately of my wasteland, baby That's just wasteland, baby
1. You’re basically guaranteeing that there’s always going to be someone who will make you a sandwich.
Come off it, you so-called high brow idiot. “But that’s sexist!” No it’s not, you wrist-wringing little fucking baby. Everyone loves sandwiches. IT’S A FACT. Sandwiches are fucking delicious, and good sandwich makers are a commodity. The love of a sandwich is UNIVERSAL. Fuck, there’s several entire BUSINESSES built around providing sandwiches to people.
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That love soon might end You are unbreaking
And be known in its aching Though quaking
Shown in this shaking Though crazy
Lately of my wasteland, baby That's just wasteland, baby
Much needed laugh: Warning Language
1. You’re basically guaranteeing that there’s always going to be someone who will make you a sandwich.
Come off it, you so-called high brow idiot. “But that’s sexist!” No it’s not, you wrist-wringing little fucking baby. Everyone loves sandwiches. IT’S A FACT. Sandwiches are fucking delicious, and good sandwich makers are a commodity. The love of a sandwich is UNIVERSAL. Fuck, there’s several entire BUSINESSES built around providing sandwiches to people.
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Good form, Cyrene!
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