captain's log : how did I wake up drunk in the house next door, on the couch, with a broken window behind me
Aurora says, "Tharvis, why are you always breaking things?!" Artemis says, "You are so high maintenance, Tharvis, gosh." Tecton says, "It's still your fault, Tharvis."
(D.M.A.): Cooper says, "Kyrra is either the most innocent person in the world, or the girl who uses the most innuendo seemingly unintentionally but really on purpose."
Me: "Hello! This is [redacted]. I've recently finished [redacted] training, working towards my substitute teaching certificate. All that's left for me is six hours of classroom observation, two of those being at the high school. How would I go about setting those up?"
Secretary: "Hold on just a second, let me see if Principal [redacted] is still on the phone."
*phone clicks, bad dubstep music playing*
*phone clicks again*
Principal: "Hello, this is Principal [redacted]."
Me: [same thing as earlier]
Principal: "Oh, wonderful! When would you like to set them up?"
Me: "As soon as possible! I'd even be willing to come in this afternoon."
Principal: "That's great! What's your phone number? I'll find a teacher for you to watch today and call you back."
Huh. That was suspiciously easy.
[2:41:24 AM] Kenway: I bet you smell like evergreen trees and you could wrestle boreal mammals but they'd rather just cuddle you
I love that my boss cares about what I think and listens to my suggestions. I mentioned that it would be handy to have a hand-held microscope capable of taking photos and video. Ta Da
Proficy seems to like hitting me once (he knows I'll run...), but every time he does it I can't help but crack up.
Proficy drifts in from an unseen gateway. 5392h, 3648m, 20490e, 13982w xcdbk| - 23.2 / 306 Proficy lets fly at you with a snap kick. He connects to the right leg! 4760h, 3648m, 20490e, 13982w xcdbk| - 23.2 / 306 You have recovered equilibrium. (3.798s)
I picture him staring at me, hitting me, then saying *boop* before I make my daring escape.
But gosh darn
it, if there do exist some people who just can't handle the uniqueness
of your snowflake... - Mathonwy
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Artemis says, "You are so high maintenance, Tharvis, gosh."
Tecton says, "It's still your fault, Tharvis."
Rant: It's noon. Pretty sure I'm still a little drunk and hungover.
Rave; Apparently I have a date tonight with a pretty cute dude. Wtf, drunk me.
Me: "Hello! This is [redacted]. I've recently finished [redacted] training, working towards my substitute teaching certificate. All that's left for me is six hours of classroom observation, two of those being at the high school. How would I go about setting those up?"
Secretary: "Hold on just a second, let me see if Principal [redacted] is still on the phone."
*phone clicks, bad dubstep music playing*
*phone clicks again*
Principal: "Hello, this is Principal [redacted]."
Me: [same thing as earlier]
Principal: "Oh, wonderful! When would you like to set them up?"
Me: "As soon as possible! I'd even be willing to come in this afternoon."
Principal: "That's great! What's your phone number? I'll find a teacher for you to watch today and call you back."
Huh. That was suspiciously easy.
Rant: someone left a small mountain of Oreo cakeballs on my desk, and I ate them all.
Ta Da
I use it to look at small things.
Like dragonfly eyes.
Or beetles and tarantula "hair".
Or to write tiny notes to my co-workers.
i'm a rebel
They're very interesting.
http://www.cracked.com/article_20845_where-arent-they-now-16-overlooked-deaths-from-2013.html
I have undressed a god.
- Mathonwy
Class changed earlier today (love it so far but all dem lessons ). Got AC4 and a couple other games in the mail for Christmas a little while ago.
GUESS I'M NOT LEARNING MY NEW CLASS FOR A WHILE.
- Limb Counter - Fracture Relapsing -
"Honestly, I just love that it counts limbs." - Mizik Corten