When I was a Newbie...

Kresslack

We didn't have 'backups' of our settings and profiles. You lost all your settings, you cried yourself to sleep with a fifth of bourbon and got back on the horse the next day.

Kyttin

Kresslack said:

We didn't have 'backups' of our settings and profiles. You lost all your settings, you cried yourself to sleep with a fifth of bourbon and got back on the horse the next day.

I don't know how many times Nexus deleted your whole thing and you had to start over again if you hadn't tried to save it more than 4 times.

Xenomorph

When I was a newbie, nobody knew that I was one day going to singlehandly necessitate verbose and painstaking updates to scrolls such as Help Harassment, Help Multiplaying, Help Contraceptives, and over 3/4 of Help Help in general. Lastly, the newbie channel was hosted by Doug, the Unwelcome Sexual Favor Proposition Proposing Atavian. Newbies didn't get a whole lot of help from him, but they sure lost their innocence, that much is certain. At my suggestion I told Doug about then Garden's vacancy announcement for the Caspian role, which he was selected for I believe, but my advice to the Garden to fill the Guide role with Statler and Waldorf was disregarded and Romeo and Juliet were hired instead, to help answer questions and curiously suggest to the newbies that having a personality will never materialize for those two.

Annui

I just read this whole thread. I have this to say.

1. When I was a newbie the first time (I feel like one again with all the huge changes that I'm learning on Annui), Clementius was around, and liking him was the one thing that everyone could agree on. I remember when he turned up for an audience with everyone sometime before his retirement, and the room was so packed that it felt like showing up for the birth of Simba or something.

2. They took away "bitchnuts"?!?!?!?