something tells me @Bronislav is the new @Xenomorph of the forums. WIP of course, but still pure gold
No, because when Xenomorph talks, you have no idea what the fuck he's talking about but you end up entertained nonetheless, if not slightly confused as well.
Your soul cries out in ecstasy as it reaches new heights of power. You have advanced to level 101.
You have reached the illustrious level of 5th Heir to Ashaxei's Legacy.
*** Congratulations, you've just completed the Greet the Pixie Queen or the Imp Lord task! ***
*** Congratulations, you've just completed the Greet the Kobold King or the Pygmy Cook task! ***
*** Congratulations, you've just completed the Greet Constable Beck or Blaan the Troll task! ***
*** Congratulations, you've just completed the Greet Hunter Ealeo or Guardian Niluint task! ***
It was around this time last year that I'd only just gotten my scales.
(D.M.A.): Cooper says, "Kyrra is either the most innocent person in the world, or the girl who uses the most innuendo seemingly unintentionally but really on purpose."
I also cleared my newbie area tasks when I leveled up, so I decided to go ahead and finish the rest of them. One of those required me to speak on the newbie channel, so I turned it on and asked how to get to the Brass Lantern Inn. Juliet then explained to me how to use landmarks.
Later, my friend and I were sitting around, and I thought I'd test out lacerate on him, since I'd never used it. I tore his throat open, and since he didn't have all of his cures, the system didn't cure it. He decided that it was as good a time as any to clear some of his tasks, so he asked on the newbie channel how to cure a slashed throat. After quite a bit of time and some less-than-helpful responses from newbies (e.g., "I think you just sip health"), we managed to figure it out ourselves.
Also, we recruited a new friend to Achaea, and my other friend and I reminisced about the good old days when you got a snarky lecture for trying to KILL IMP.
- 2014/12/31 07:51:39 - Maktube says, "Pardon me, does anyone know how to fix a slashed throat?" - 2014/12/31 07:51:54 - Emmi says, "Duct tape?" - 2014/12/31 07:52:30 - Grondson says, "If you're not dead, curing should fix it." - 2014/12/31 07:52:45 - Bambi says, "Take a look at DIAG."
If you had listened to Bambi you would have had a much easier time, just saying.
Hooooly crap I've not seen that guy in 6-7 OOC years when he was still an Otoji in the Mojushai.
/nostalgia.
Edit: Oh lookie dere, 2,500 comment badge.
And I love too Be still, my indelible friend That love soon might end You are unbreaking And be known in its aching Though quaking Shown in this shaking Though crazy Lately of my wasteland, baby That's just wasteland, baby
Day four of no bashing because of horrible ping. I have developed what appears to be a faint muscle twitch in my right hand and left cheek (just beneath the eye).
Transed out three of the new tradeskills - Harvesting, Remedies and Augmentation. Sure, I still have Concoctions for now and thus don't need to get the first two immediately, but the credit bonus was still going on, so I got in while the going was good. Plus, I don't want to be without that ability for even the smallest amount of time if I can avoid it when the changeover finally happens.
And I transed Augmentation because I like the idea of being able to do my own enchantments when they expire (although I'm probably going to need to find a script for it or something so I don't have to do all the ritual stuff manually).
Decent day, all in all. Expensive, but decent. Except for the bashing part.
- (Eleusis): Ellodin says, "The Fissure of Echoes is Sarathai's happy place." - With sharp, crackling tones, Kyrra tells you, "The ladies must love you immensely." - (Eleusian Ranger Techs): Savira says, "Most of the hard stuff seem to have this built in code like: If adventurer_hitting_me = "Sarathai" then send("terminate and selfdestruct")." - Makarios says, "Serve well and perish." - Xaden says, "Xaden confirmed scrub 2017."
Watched Falthus explode for science. Choked on his fumes.. I never knew he farted in his phials.
Passed down an edict about a restriction on harvesting in Mhaldor.
Re-learned all my tradeskills. Got an additional two tradeskills. Spent some time helping to bug all the bugs and debugging the bugs!
Shrines.
Cradled a stove that Sartan dropped in my inventory. How nice for the Blood God to complement my gilded spoon with an extra kitchen addition. (The stove's just repossessed from the EF spire. Kek.)
Executed three people with Theoren for Xer since he had to run away for a flight or something.
Salivated over Xinna's rapier design.
Ran around extracting primes and gathering dust at the same time. Very exciting.
"Mummy, I'm hungry, but there's no one to eat! :C"
I don't pk cause I don't find enjoyment in it. .... Certain person jumps me... Kill them... Comes back... Kill them again... Third time... Slaughter them... Just because I don't doesn't mean I cant...consider joining Mhaldor so dude will leave me alone.... Also cause I want to raid Hashan
I don't pk cause I don't find enjoyment in it. .... Certain person jumps me... Kill them... Comes back... Kill them again... Third time... Slaughter them... Just because I don't doesn't mean I cant...consider joining Mhaldor so dude will leave me alone.... Also cause I want to raid Hashan
why? Because you were kicked out of the city for contesting every time it came off cool down for a good month without even telling anybody why you were contesting, ignoring the city's Canon, and generally refusing to even write a simple post about your goals or whatever? Conveniently the day after we kicked an annoying person? Keep it up.
Aurora says, "Tharvis, why are you always breaking things?!" Artemis says, "You are so high maintenance, Tharvis, gosh." Tecton says, "It's still your fault, Tharvis."
I fully intended to go sailing...then Weaponsmithing and Armoursmithing happened, and I spent way too long in the forge drinking rum while pounding steel. Oh yeah, and got executed twice because I was an idiot and forgot to relax starburst. #SufferInTheSuffering
I fully intended to go sailing...then Weaponsmithing and Armoursmithing happened, and I spent way too long in the forge drinking rum while pounding steel. Oh yeah, and got executed twice because I was an idiot and forgot to relax starburst. #SufferInTheSuffering
Time to drop a portable anvil on the deck?
(D.M.A.): Cooper says, "Kyrra is either the most innocent person in the world, or the girl who uses the most innuendo seemingly unintentionally but really on purpose."
I fully intended to go sailing...then Weaponsmithing and Armoursmithing happened, and I spent way too long in the forge drinking rum while pounding steel. Oh yeah, and got executed twice because I was an idiot and forgot to relax starburst. #SufferInTheSuffering
Time to drop a portable anvil on the deck?
Maybe eventually! And one of those artefact coals, but I don't see those listed. Maybe was a SoW or auction item.
I had no idea until Madelyne poked me with congratulations. Super excited too as I had no idea these things offered such amazing credit prizes and a neat something extra to your honours as well. Woohoo!
traded in my veil for all the tradeskills - harvesting (banned in mhaldor damnit ruth) and now i am the mightiest of all achaeans until someone gets all the tradeskills + harvesting
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One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important
And I love too Be still, my indelible friend That love soon might end You are unbreaking And be known in its aching Though quaking Shown in this shaking Though crazy Lately of my wasteland, baby That's just wasteland, baby
I had no idea until Madelyne poked me with congratulations. Super excited too as I had no idea these things offered such amazing credit prizes and a neat something extra to your honours as well. Woohoo!
congratulations! yeah, the rewards are very nice, only dampened if you don't like making decisions. for instance, pick up another tradeskill or save for multiclass?
And as he slept he dreamed a dream, and this was his dream.
Got a cool offer for a job. Got the trade armoursmithing and remedies. Spent hours trying to figure them out. Burning lots of herbs and made noxious gases. Almost threw my pot across the forest. @Oceana helped me figure it out. Looked at the forgy stuff. Was to tired to figure it out at first and had to ask @Bluef. Lectured an year 18 old rogue who was all washed up after losing a level and he is something like level 30 and he is giving up hunting and wanting to learn combat and giving up his class.:/ words of wisdom from myself and said rogue clan fall on deaf ears. Rant about stupid Damn kids that give up when they have it easy and proceed to sound like an old man. Rant about how kids never listen and how If they would listen to those older than them and accept help they wouldn't have such huge trouble. Yes my day was boring mostly. Full of frustration. Lol
I discovered an excellent negotiating tactic when it comes to forging orders: ply them with free rum to the point where when you slowly slide the expected cost, they just smile and nod and go with it. I may be on to something here! In all seriousness though, got my first large order that I'm looking forward to working and becoming more skilled in Forging as a result.
Oh. And apparently I am a spy and I didn't know it. I hid it so well that even -I- wasn't even aware. >.>; I must be really good at this. Maybe next time I spy,I should let myself in on it. Lol
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It was around this time last year that I'd only just gotten my scales.
Later, my friend and I were sitting around, and I thought I'd test out lacerate on him, since I'd never used it. I tore his throat open, and since he didn't have all of his cures, the system didn't cure it. He decided that it was as good a time as any to clear some of his tasks, so he asked on the newbie channel how to cure a slashed throat. After quite a bit of time and some less-than-helpful responses from newbies (e.g., "I think you just sip health"), we managed to figure it out ourselves.
Also, we recruited a new friend to Achaea, and my other friend and I reminisced about the good old days when you got a snarky lecture for trying to KILL IMP.
- 2014/12/31 07:51:54 - Emmi says, "Duct tape?"
- 2014/12/31 07:52:30 - Grondson says, "If you're not dead, curing should fix it."
- 2014/12/31 07:52:45 - Bambi says, "Take a look at DIAG."
If you had listened to Bambi you would have had a much easier time, just saying.
/nostalgia.
Edit: Oh lookie dere, 2,500 comment badge.
That love soon might end You are unbreaking
And be known in its aching Though quaking
Shown in this shaking Though crazy
Lately of my wasteland, baby That's just wasteland, baby
Ffjjtcjliederiooscjuk!!!!
learned weapon and armour smithing....
spent 7 hours forging things I didn't need instead of playing with runewarden
good day
Transed out three of the new tradeskills - Harvesting, Remedies and Augmentation. Sure, I still have Concoctions for now and thus don't need to get the first two immediately, but the credit bonus was still going on, so I got in while the going was good. Plus, I don't want to be without that ability for even the smallest amount of time if I can avoid it when the changeover finally happens.
And I transed Augmentation because I like the idea of being able to do my own enchantments when they expire (although I'm probably going to need to find a script for it or something so I don't have to do all the ritual stuff manually).
Decent day, all in all. Expensive, but decent. Except for the bashing part.
- With sharp, crackling tones, Kyrra tells you, "The ladies must love you immensely."
- (Eleusian Ranger Techs): Savira says, "Most of the hard stuff seem to have this built in code like: If adventurer_hitting_me = "Sarathai" then send("terminate and selfdestruct")."
- Makarios says, "Serve well and perish."
- Xaden says, "Xaden confirmed scrub 2017."
Passed down an edict about a restriction on harvesting in Mhaldor.
Re-learned all my tradeskills. Got an additional two tradeskills. Spent some time helping to bug all the bugs and debugging the bugs!
Shrines.
Cradled a stove that Sartan dropped in my inventory. How nice for the Blood God to complement my gilded spoon with an extra kitchen addition. (The stove's just repossessed from the EF spire. Kek.)
Executed three people with Theoren for Xer since he had to run away for a flight or something.
Salivated over Xinna's rapier design.
Ran around extracting primes and gathering dust at the same time. Very exciting.
Keep it up.
Artemis says, "You are so high maintenance, Tharvis, gosh."
Tecton says, "It's still your fault, Tharvis."
https://ada-young.appspot.com/pastebin/36ee49a9
I had no idea until Madelyne poked me with congratulations. Super excited too as I had no idea these things offered such amazing credit prizes and a neat something extra to your honours as well. Woohoo!
Album of Bluef during her time in Achaea
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One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important
That love soon might end You are unbreaking
And be known in its aching Though quaking
Shown in this shaking Though crazy
Lately of my wasteland, baby That's just wasteland, baby
You ask in Mhaldorian, "Where are we going, Exsusiai?"
Ruth honks at an intricately embossed letter and applauds it with rigid arms.
Ruth coughs softly.
Saibel blinks.
Taraza blinks incredulously at Ruth.
You attempt to stifle your amusement but cannot help laughing aloud.
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God save the Tyrannus!