Logged in twice. Asked on city and market for an elementalism tutor. No one responded who didn't just tell me to join a house. Repeat to 3 or 4 people that I'm not interested in requirements or restrictions houses enforce. All this times 2 days since buying lessons. Logged back out, while promising myself that if I can't even learn what I bought, I'll not buy more.
Try to figure out why they make it hard to learn if you want players to spend money here...
I use to be one of those players who hated houses, and refused to join one. May I ask what makes you not want to be in a house.. just makes it easier to understand your side of things.
However, someone talked me into joining the Merchants house, and I've had more fun since joining than I did before hand. I do know houses aren't for everyone though.
Logged in twice. Asked on city and market for an elementalism tutor. No one responded who didn't just tell me to join a house. Repeat to 3 or 4 people that I'm not interested in requirements or restrictions houses enforce. All this times 2 days since buying lessons. Logged back out, while promising myself that if I can't even learn what I bought, I'll not buy more.
Try to figure out why they make it hard to learn if you want players to spend money here...
Have you tried asking specific people? I can't imagine people are that unwilling to help by just standing there.
// Reached HR07 in the Insidium [Finished with structured promotions] // Applied to join Lord Sartan's Layorder [Oof, waiting for the word on that] // Assisted novices [Best part of every day] // Almost died from starvation because I never pay enough attention to mortal needs [Cannot wait for Logosian]
All in all, an all right day.
EDIT: Realised I said 'month' instead of 'day.' Achaea's gettin' to me.
After realising that on what seems to be an average ping of .8 or higher (which I will likely retain for another week or so, too) I wasn't going to be doing any serious bashing, I instead decided to poke around the forests to make notes on locations of things, and took a trip up to Saoghal Valley.
I also argued with myself about my grove after said trip and whether I want to change locations or not (I don't, I love my grove, but I'd like to see a bit less traffic sometimes), and then helped out a novice.
And sent a letter with one of my House task essays in, so there's that too.
- (Eleusis): Ellodin says, "The Fissure of Echoes is Sarathai's happy place." - With sharp, crackling tones, Kyrra tells you, "The ladies must love you immensely." - (Eleusian Ranger Techs): Savira says, "Most of the hard stuff seem to have this built in code like: If adventurer_hitting_me = "Sarathai" then send("terminate and selfdestruct")." - Makarios says, "Serve well and perish." - Xaden says, "Xaden confirmed scrub 2017."
So there I was, minding my own business (spying on Mhaldor), when suddenly...
The rowdy notes of a drinking song, faint at first, then rising to the undisputed intensity of a Dwarf On A Mission, herald the arrival of Ironbeard the Magnanimous who casts his beam of a smile about himself as he arrives.
"Far better to give than to receive!" Ironbeard the Magnanimous declares, smiling, giftbag in hand. "For you, Neraya, and none other. No, really!"
Ironbeard the Magnanimous just gave you a giftbag!
Florentino tells you, "Was it worth it, at least?"
looked over citizenship reqs for various cities to take Alston to and weighing them against the investments in my alts in those cities. I realize I could have bought two pair of the louboutin sneakers I want from all the credits I've spent on alts
I got inducted into @Deucalion 's order, realized Kyt's going to be bald now ;( and found out that I can hunt again. Oh gods I don't need another dragon name someone stop me.
I finally reached level 81, which I had been working toward for quite some time, expecting that I would finally go over 5k health (while in viridian). I have 4998 health.
I finally reached level 81, which I had been working toward for quite some time, expecting that I would finally go over 5k health (while in viridian). I have 4998 health.
I'm 81, and as a Serpent I have around 3500 health. You have immediately earned my contempt (although I'm sure you're a nice enough person).
Well. I was driven insane by the unraveling of my mind, kidnapped by Mhaldorians ( @Melodie@Mathonwy@Florentino@Ainly ) during my time of weakness, and narrowly escaped horrific ritual torture due to the brave actions of the Good Guy Expendables. ( @Daeir@Will@Tibitha@Bronislav@Drual )
You put a shot glass into a downsized barrel of eggnog.
You surreptitiously drop a shot glass into a downsized barrel of eggnog. (+25h, 0.7%)
*** You've completed 21 quests for the HaHaHa halflings! ***
*** You've completed so many quests that a gift for you is on its way! ***
I'm at 31.
Got 21 completed, no prize appeared, so while I was waiting I decided to keep going because why not.
Still no prize.
- (Eleusis): Ellodin says, "The Fissure of Echoes is Sarathai's happy place." - With sharp, crackling tones, Kyrra tells you, "The ladies must love you immensely." - (Eleusian Ranger Techs): Savira says, "Most of the hard stuff seem to have this built in code like: If adventurer_hitting_me = "Sarathai" then send("terminate and selfdestruct")." - Makarios says, "Serve well and perish." - Xaden says, "Xaden confirmed scrub 2017."
Well. I was driven insane by the unraveling of my mind, kidnapped by Mhaldorians ( @Melodie@Mathonwy@Florentino@Ainly ) during my time of weakness, and narrowly escaped horrific ritual torture due to the brave actions of the Good Guy Expendables. ( @Daeir@Will@Tibitha@Bronislav@Drual )
Well. I was driven insane by the unraveling of my mind, kidnapped by Mhaldorians ( @Melodie@Mathonwy@Florentino@Ainly ) during my time of weakness, and narrowly escaped horrific ritual torture due to the brave actions of the Good Guy Expendables. ( @Daeir@Will@Tibitha@Bronislav@Drual )
I'm so jealous.
Of which part? Getting kidnapped, or kidnapping me in particular?
Well. I was driven insane by the unraveling of my mind, kidnapped by Mhaldorians ( @Melodie@Mathonwy@Florentino@Ainly ) during my time of weakness, and narrowly escaped horrific ritual torture due to the brave actions of the Good Guy Expendables. ( @Daeir@Will@Tibitha@Bronislav@Drual )
I'm so jealous.
Of which part? Getting kidnapped, or kidnapping me in particular?
Tinkering on reflexes after getting my ass handed to me in the arena by Lothiac, Mizik, and Santar. (THANKS GUYS WTF) Someone says that @Melodie is in. My body is ready. Someone says that @Melodie is out. Phase, herp derp derp. DELPHINIUM. BACKSTAB. DOUBLESTAB DELPHINIUM, THE CHAMP IS DOWN SNIPE DELPHINIUM, THIS COULD BE IT FOLKS Shield. FFFFFFFFFFF I roar a mighty roar. I realize that I know nothing about fighting Apostates. Neither of us really know what we're doing. Spaghetti flows out of my pockets. @Aerek rolls in. We start to doubleteam his ex-wife. ... Mhaldor starts to quadruple team us. ... The Eye of @Verrucht turns to see that we aren't in defendable. One Imperiate to rule them all. I go to defendable. PRAISE BASED @VERRUCHT @Lothiac and @Iakimen charge off to face the Mhaldorian menace outside of defendable. Evade out of defendable. NO ONE NEED EVER KNOW OF THIS. You have slain @Ainly. Verrucht: "You keep saying you're in defendable. I do not think it means what you think it means."
Time passes. I'm thinking that maybe I should go to sleep. I'm thinking that maybe Bron was a bit too hard on @Melodie. I farsee @Melodie. I farsee @Kendrick. WHY ARE THEY IN THE SAME PLACE!? I send a tell Kendrick's way. Nothing. I go off to murder @Melodie. FOR FRIENDSHIP! @Kendrick has gone full potato. They go to Mhaldor. @Kendrick is surrounded by Mhaldorians and isn't dying. I Panic. Tell @Tibitha. "I'm sure the Imam knows what he's doing." YOU KNOW NOTHING, JON SNOW. Tell @Rohai. He panics. We tell @Daeir. He grabs @Will, stomps over to Mhaldor, and drags @Kendrick's ass back to Targossas. @Ainly pokes her head out of Mhaldor and gets an arrow in it. We perform brain surgery on @Kendrick. NO @FLORENTINO, NOBODY WANTS YOU HERE. GTFO. @Jacintha visits Targossas. I tell her that it's sort of a bad time right now.. "IT'S ALWAYS A BAD TIME." Three Mhaldorians steal @Zaraphin @Florentino suggests offering a diplomatic solution. I tell @Zaraphin to heartstop. @Florentino promises to keep kidnapping Cyrenians. I promise to keep paying for their Marks. I pay for @Zaraphin's Marks. So, my blood's up. I'm feeling good. I helped save the day. Oh, hi, @Nemutaur. What are you doing in Targossas, @Nemutaur? No, @Nemutaur! STAHP. :wtf: I come in and start thumping on Nemutaur after he kills some Targossans. It's around the time that I burst when I realize that he killed the others in the room. Nemutaur flies off, and goes to Cyrene. STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM.
So, we fight him a bit until he flies off. I have to help my aunt for an hour or so.
I come back. Hi, @Nemutaur. COME WITH ME, MY CITY, AND I WILL LEAD YOU TO GLORY 6v2. Someone enemy @Jacintha, plz. @DAJIO YOU CUT THAT CRAP OUT RIGHT NOW. @JINSUN STOPPIT I essentially herd cats for over an hour and a half, but we do a good job. @Kenway comes in-realms and makes me a Cap'n. /feelsgoodman.
I wander off to crash. I don't even remember getting to my bed. My sleep schedule is so boned. I go off to jam with my band. METAL. I come back, sign on.
Apparently, a few Ashtani raided Cyrene when I was gone. I'm told to stahp helping Targossas defend. If I don't like it, I can try to appeal the decision and/or improve the army so that I can do WTFever I want without Cyrene being hurt for it.. ..And I don't like it.
(D.M.A.): Cooper says, "Kyrra is either the most innocent person in the world, or the girl who uses the most innuendo seemingly unintentionally but really on purpose."
Also, @Bronislav, that was very entertaining to read. You should start a thread and just do commentary like that on major events.
Thanks, though I worry that things like this would get stale if I did them on a regular basis. It might be better if I just stayed the course and did them on the seldom occasions where I do a TON of stuff.
..Because that was seriously over the course of 24 hours.
something tells me @Bronislav is the new @Xenomorph of the forums. WIP of course, but still pure gold
Aurora says, "Tharvis, why are you always breaking things?!" Artemis says, "You are so high maintenance, Tharvis, gosh." Tecton says, "It's still your fault, Tharvis."
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However, someone talked me into joining the Merchants house, and I've had more fun since joining than I did before hand. I do know houses aren't for everyone though.
*logsout*
// Applied to join Lord Sartan's Layorder [Oof, waiting for the word on that]
// Assisted novices [Best part of every day]
// Almost died from starvation because I never pay enough attention to mortal needs [Cannot wait for Logosian]
All in all, an all right day.
EDIT: Realised I said 'month' instead of 'day.' Achaea's gettin' to me.
I also argued with myself about my grove after said trip and whether I want to change locations or not (I don't, I love my grove, but I'd like to see a bit less traffic sometimes), and then helped out a novice.
And sent a letter with one of my House task essays in, so there's that too.
- With sharp, crackling tones, Kyrra tells you, "The ladies must love you immensely."
- (Eleusian Ranger Techs): Savira says, "Most of the hard stuff seem to have this built in code like: If adventurer_hitting_me = "Sarathai" then send("terminate and selfdestruct")."
- Makarios says, "Serve well and perish."
- Xaden says, "Xaden confirmed scrub 2017."
Got 21 completed, no prize appeared, so while I was waiting I decided to keep going because why not.
Still no prize.
- With sharp, crackling tones, Kyrra tells you, "The ladies must love you immensely."
- (Eleusian Ranger Techs): Savira says, "Most of the hard stuff seem to have this built in code like: If adventurer_hitting_me = "Sarathai" then send("terminate and selfdestruct")."
- Makarios says, "Serve well and perish."
- Xaden says, "Xaden confirmed scrub 2017."
Tinkering on reflexes after getting my ass handed to me in the arena by Lothiac, Mizik, and Santar. (THANKS GUYS WTF)
Someone says that @Melodie is in.
My body is ready.
Someone says that @Melodie is out.
Phase, herp derp derp.
DELPHINIUM. BACKSTAB.
DOUBLESTAB DELPHINIUM, THE CHAMP IS DOWN
SNIPE DELPHINIUM, THIS COULD BE IT FOLKS
Shield. FFFFFFFFFFF
I roar a mighty roar.
I realize that I know nothing about fighting Apostates.
Neither of us really know what we're doing.
Spaghetti flows out of my pockets.
@Aerek rolls in.
We start to doubleteam his ex-wife.
...
Mhaldor starts to quadruple team us.
...
The Eye of @Verrucht turns to see that we aren't in defendable.
One Imperiate to rule them all. I go to defendable.
PRAISE BASED @VERRUCHT
@Lothiac and @Iakimen charge off to face the Mhaldorian menace outside of defendable.
Evade out of defendable. NO ONE NEED EVER KNOW OF THIS.
You have slain @Ainly.
Verrucht: "You keep saying you're in defendable. I do not think it means what you think it means."
Time passes. I'm thinking that maybe I should go to sleep.
I'm thinking that maybe Bron was a bit too hard on @Melodie.
I farsee @Melodie. I farsee @Kendrick. WHY ARE THEY IN THE SAME PLACE!?
I send a tell Kendrick's way. Nothing.
I go off to murder @Melodie. FOR FRIENDSHIP!
@Kendrick has gone full potato.
They go to Mhaldor. @Kendrick is surrounded by Mhaldorians and isn't dying.
I Panic. Tell @Tibitha.
"I'm sure the Imam knows what he's doing."
YOU KNOW NOTHING, JON SNOW.
Tell @Rohai. He panics.
We tell @Daeir. He grabs @Will, stomps over to Mhaldor, and drags @Kendrick's ass back to Targossas.
@Ainly pokes her head out of Mhaldor and gets an arrow in it.
We perform brain surgery on @Kendrick.
NO @FLORENTINO, NOBODY WANTS YOU HERE. GTFO.
@Jacintha visits Targossas.
I tell her that it's sort of a bad time right now..
"IT'S ALWAYS A BAD TIME."
Three Mhaldorians steal @Zaraphin
@Florentino suggests offering a diplomatic solution.
I tell @Zaraphin to heartstop.
@Florentino promises to keep kidnapping Cyrenians.
I promise to keep paying for their Marks.
I pay for @Zaraphin's Marks.
So, my blood's up. I'm feeling good. I helped save the day.
Oh, hi, @Nemutaur.
What are you doing in Targossas, @Nemutaur?
No, @Nemutaur!
STAHP. :wtf:
I come in and start thumping on Nemutaur after he kills some Targossans.
It's around the time that I burst when I realize that he killed the others in the room.
Nemutaur flies off, and goes to Cyrene.
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM.
So, we fight him a bit until he flies off. I have to help my aunt for an hour or so.
I come back.
Hi, @Nemutaur.
COME WITH ME, MY CITY, AND I WILL LEAD YOU TO GLORY
6v2.
Someone enemy @Jacintha, plz.
@DAJIO YOU CUT THAT CRAP OUT RIGHT NOW.
@JINSUN STOPPIT
I essentially herd cats for over an hour and a half, but we do a good job.
@Kenway comes in-realms and makes me a Cap'n.
/feelsgoodman.
I wander off to crash. I don't even remember getting to my bed. My sleep schedule is so boned.
I go off to jam with my band. METAL.
I come back, sign on.
Apparently, a few Ashtani raided Cyrene when I was gone.
I'm told to stahp helping Targossas defend.
If I don't like it, I can try to appeal the decision and/or improve the army so that I can do WTFever I want without Cyrene being hurt for it..
..And I don't like it.
The hi @Nemutaur, what are you doing in Targossas Nemutaur and the stahp is pure gold.
Good one.
Penwize has cowardly forfeited the challenge to mortal combat issued by Atalkez.
Also, @Bronislav, that was very entertaining to read. You should start a thread and just do commentary like that on major events.
..Because that was seriously over the course of 24 hours.
Also Jon Snow was panicking, wasnt gonna tell the possibly untrustworthy Cyrenian that though (srsly... no one else was online)
Artemis says, "You are so high maintenance, Tharvis, gosh."
Tecton says, "It's still your fault, Tharvis."