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  • ArchaeonArchaeon Ur mums house lolMember Posts: 628 ✭✭✭✭ - Eminent
    The accent gives it away too
  • MinifieMinifie Member Posts: 2,643 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Citizen                                                   Rank CT  Class
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    Avicene, Pestilent Disciple                                 1  On  Runewarden
    Ambassador Reevah Lichlord, Champion of the Crucible        4  On  Serpent
    Holocaust Prince Taryius Lichlord, Preceptor of the...      6  On  Alchemist
    Thrall Riavan                                               1  On  Serpent
    Insid'atori Stheno Aristata                                 6  On  Serpent
    Lady Melodie Cholla'Yi, Navarch of His Navy                 5  On  Apostate
    Insid'ari Darrod Aristata, Dread Reaver of His Navy         4  On  Serpent
    Tiffany, Acolyte of Cruelty                                 1  On  Apostate
    Zarouc                                                      1  On  Blademaster
    Dread Legate Dalran, Eradicator of Weakness                 2  On  Runewarden
    Daelana, of Mhaldor                                         1  On  Infernal
    Lord Marshal Atalkez, Jagganeth of His Legion               4  On  Depthswalker
    Dread Legate Ferrn, Reaver of Malignity                     2  On  Infernal
    Thrall Yeon                                                 1  On  Bard
    Slut                                                        1  On  Psion
    Treasurer of Baelgrim Veerah                                4  On  Black Dragon
    Priestess of Malevolence Minifie Lichlord                   6  On  Psion




    (Mhaldor's Next Top Model): Taryius says, "Oops, thats not a foray. Thats two novices going at it in the wilderness."
    RackhamUtianimaTaryiusShirszae
  • RackhamRackham Member Posts: 133 ✭✭✭ - Distinguished
    In case the Siren tag was too low key
    UtianimaCaelan
  • MaajidaMaajida Member Posts: 37
    (Party): You say, "RACKHAM."

    (Party): You say, "You have almost all the relics."
        
    (Party): Chubbs says, "Gonna pick up a firewall enchant."
          
    (Party): Rackham says, "What?"
        
    (Party): You say, "Like 8."
        
    (Party): Rackham says, "No."
        
    (Party): Chubbs says, "RACKHAM."
        
    (Party): Rackham says, "WHAT."
        
    (Party): Chubbs says, "YOU HAVE SO MANY RELICS."
        
    (Party): Chubbs says, "HAHAHAHA."
        
    (Party): Chubbs says, "WHO DID YOU KILL."
        
    (Party): Rackham says, "Vinzent."

    RackhamUtianima
  • YgiaYgia Member Posts: 229 ✭✭✭✭ - Eminent
    Storytime!!

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    Astarod tilts his head and listens intently to you.

    You say with an archaic, Eastern accent, "It was about... Fifty years ago, now. I was a novice in Targossas, but had made great strides in hunting and trying to push myself to be as strong as I can as quickly as I can. I felt incredibly confident in my ability, due to how swiftly I was progressing - I felt like a natural. At the time, I was an Unsworn in the Dawnblades."

    You say with an archaic, Eastern accent, "There was a festivity similar to this one ongoing at the time, and someone - Tesha, I believe? - suggested an arena game. A free for all, for instructing methods of sparring other adventurers."

    You say with an archaic, Eastern accent, "There were those who had achieved dragonhood, and those who hadn't. The groups fought those between themselves. It went well, for a while. People fell, people learned. I watched, contributed what I could in the chaos."

    You say with an archaic, Eastern accent, "Then, there came a piece of silence wherein people wanted to see what the two most promising novices were capable of. I was pitted against another of similar standing, and we were told to have at it and see who could kill the other first without using methods such as, say, cleaving."

    You say with an archaic, Eastern accent, "Now, prior to this, I hadn't actually... fought another adventurer. I didn't know how. ...In truth, I believed it to be just like fighting a denizen."

    You sway back and forth.

    Icraa's eyes sparkle with amusement.

    You say with an archaic, Eastern accent, "So... I just... swung. I only swung. Whack, whack, whack, over and over. No venoms. ...And the one I sparred did the same to me."

    The corners of Martien's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.

    You say with an archaic, Eastern accent, "This went on for... about three minutes. Straight."

    You say with an archaic, Eastern accent, "Whack. Sip. Whack. Sip."

    Martien whispers with a measured Hashani accent, "Oh -no-."

    You say with an archaic, Eastern accent, "Eventually, we were told to break and instructed to study kill paths. It was... quite awkward."

    You say with an archaic, Eastern accent, "The entire city at the time saw us doing this in the arena, watching us, expectant."

    You say with an archaic, Eastern accent, "...But... it was a learning experience."

    You blush furiously.
    UtianimaMartien
  • RackhamRackham Member Posts: 133 ✭✭✭ - Distinguished
    Maajida said:
    (Party): You say, "RACKHAM."

    (Party): You say, "You have almost all the relics."
       
    Absolutely no idea what happened there. Don't even think Vinzent had all the relics. Relics aren't something I really keep track of. Hence the 'No, what?"
    Utianima
  • CobaultCobault Member Posts: 154 ✭✭✭ - Distinguished
    Tesha is one of my favourite people in Achaea, yet  never really get to interact with.
    Didn't even get to interact much when I was in Targ. It's unfortunate. :/
  • YgiaYgia Member Posts: 229 ✭✭✭✭ - Eminent
    The bloodied corpse of a small snake lies here.
    get snake
    You pick up the corpse of the enormous water moccasin.
    I'm... getting mixed vibes.
    Utianima
  • KinilanKinilan Member, Seafaring Liason Posts: 1,281 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Ygia said:
    The bloodied corpse of a small snake lies here.
    get snake
    You pick up the corpse of the enormous water moccasin.
    I'm... getting mixed vibes.

    Always looks bigger when you grab it with a tiny hand.
    ZenuiAsmodronJiraishinKyrra
  • VhaithVhaith Member Posts: 197 ✭✭✭ - Distinguished
    Kinilan said:
    Ygia said:
    The bloodied corpse of a small snake lies here.
    get snake
    You pick up the corpse of the enormous water moccasin.
    I'm... getting mixed vibes.

    Always looks bigger when you grab it with a tiny hand.
    Speaking from experience?

    We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.


    AsmodronJiraishin
  • AsmodronAsmodron Member Posts: 3,111 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    You're both terrible 😂
  • YgiaYgia Member Posts: 229 ✭✭✭✭ - Eminent

    You focus the might of divine will into Jayden to force her to obey your command.
    Jayden is unable to resist the force of your faith.
    Jayden says with a refined Shallamese accent, "Hippity hopperty, I won't mess with my daughter's property."

    UtianimaMartienBoosteyaJayden
  • SilasSilas Member Posts: 2,558 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Cobault said:
    Tesha is one of my favourite people in Achaea, yet  never really get to interact with.
    Didn't even get to interact much when I was in Targ. It's unfortunate. :/
    She's the best of us.

    AustereShirszae
  • MartienMartien Member Posts: 5 ✭✭ - Stalwart

    I have some some good Tesha quotes too I should post some time. Not on hand though. But not a single log-in has gone by that I haven't laughed out loud since Martien went back to Targ. CT banter gives me life, have some of today's good ones:

    (after three rl days in a row of people thinking I have dragon and just being kicked out of a dragon-only foray for the third assumption)

    (Targossas): You say, "It has come to my attention that several people, for reasons unknown to me, believe I am a dragon."
    (Targossas): You say, "This is a public service announcement: I am not."
    (Targossas): Avianca says, "You will be soon!"
    (Targossas): Ygia says, "Become Dragon."
    (Targossas): Veldrin says, "This is a public service announcement: Get Dragon."
    (Targossas): You laughingly say, "I'm actually trying now, believe me."
    (Targossas): Axios says, "I am trying for dragon but people in my city keep feeding me to Yuthka. Great for my renown, terrible experience."
    (Targossas): Avianca says, "No I mean, I WILL get you dragon."
    (Targossas): You laughingly say, "Avianca, you'll have to eat my paperwork then."
    (Targossas): Avianca says, "I have too much already my dear Minister."
    (Targossas): Avianca says, "Tell you what, we'll BOTH share the load."
    (Targossas): You say, "Then I will tell the Lumarchs, 'Apologies, the dragon ate my paperwork.'"
    (Targossas): Avianca laughingly says, "YES!"
    (Targossas): Sothantos says, "I can hear you, you know."
    (Targossas): Avianca says, "Eek!"
    (Targossas): You say, "Oh no!"

    Later

    (Targossas): Avianca says, "Is a Caefir free?"
    (Targossas): Lyndee says, "No typically they are very expensive."
    (Targossas): You helpfully say, "Because they're rare."
    (Targossas): Solaine thoughtfully says, "Fair point."
    (Targossas): You say, "Sometimes medium-rare, even."
    (Targossas): Avianca firmly says, "Ok ok."
    (Targossas): Lyndee says, "Martien has the right of it, it's a simple matter of supply and demand economics."
    🔥 ;)
    Ab Lumine, Umbrae.
    (Targossas): Archaeon says, "I must protect my virginity."
    (Targossas): Jiraishin says, "I am fairly sure it would persist even without protection, Weaponmaster."
    (Targossas): Armitage says, "Be well, Target."
    TorinnAstarodUtianima
  • AstarodAstarod Member Posts: 624 ✭✭✭✭ - Eminent
    Martien said:

    (after three rl days in a row of people thinking I have dragon and just being kicked out of a dragon-only foray for the third assumption)

    @Martien, you free for the Dragonquest foray?
    :D
    The Divine voice of Twilight echoes in your head, "See that it is. I espy a tithe of potential in your mortal soul, Astarod Blackstone. Let us hope that it flourishes and does not falter as so many do."
    UtianimaMartien
  • MartienMartien Member Posts: 5 ✭✭ - Stalwart
    @Astarod shakefist
    Ab Lumine, Umbrae.
    (Targossas): Archaeon says, "I must protect my virginity."
    (Targossas): Jiraishin says, "I am fairly sure it would persist even without protection, Weaponmaster."
    (Targossas): Armitage says, "Be well, Target."
  • DragonknightDragonknight MhaldorMember Posts: 280 ✭✭✭✭ - Eminent
    I'm still disappointed that people from Targossas aren't referred to as Targettes
    DorielMartienZbacoBoosteya
  • PyoriPyori Member Posts: 2,116 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    They are now.

    Boosteya
  • PyoriPyori Member Posts: 2,116 @@ - Legendary Achaean


    UtianimaDorielBoosteya
  • TeshaTesha Member Posts: 2,945 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    (Party): Achilles says, "Ok, who's your favorite male Aarashi who's name starts with A and ends with S."
    (Party): Micaelis says, "Antonius."
    (Party): Astarod says, "Antidas."
    (Party): Achilles says, "Dang."

     i'm a rebel

    DorielZackeryLyndee
  • DorielDoriel Member Posts: 138 ✭✭✭ - Distinguished
    Poor achilles. Always bullied.
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