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  • SaonjiSaonji Member Posts: 570 ✭✭✭ - Distinguished
    edited August 2020
    The loud groaning of the seesawing ship reaches a lethal coda as the entire structure gives way. The beached hull splinters. The wooden decks snap. Barrels and shelves and swords fly through the air. Before long, the broken shell of The Margam topples from its tenuous perch; its final voyage a fatal plummet to the ground where it lands with a deafening crash, folding in on itself and crushing you beneath the weight of your terminal failure.
    You have been slain by misadventure.

    Horald, Captain of The Margam yells, "Coward! Come back and face your demise, Saonji!"
    (22:27:10:262) [0h, 70m, 51%] (ex) (Horald|40%)

    @Ictinus Horald's a dick.

    I gotta say though Margam foray has to be the most fun I've had in a while. Even with all the dying, it's fun having a foray that isn't overcome simply by having a stacked wallet.
    Utianima
  • AsmodronAsmodron Member Posts: 3,145 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Trey said:
    Minifie said:
    Achilles said:
    You resign from your House position as Guardian of the Blades.

    It's been a good ride, going to take an extended break from Achaea.  Everyone stay safe, friend or foe alike.
    Take care, enjoy the virtual world with respawns turned off, that place is hardcore mode on steroids >.>’
    The year-long plague event is getting pretty tiresome at this point. 

    Fricken Tsol'teth...
    VanSiduriZbacoUtianima
  • AtalkezAtalkez Member, Secret Squirrel Posts: 5,412 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Kresslack said:
    Jet-black lightning courses through Dalran's heart, savagely backhanded into oblivion by Truthseeker Dunn.

    Anyone else see the irony here?
    I am of the opinion it was written specifically for this irony.

    Deucalion has cowardly declined the challenge of Atalkez to engage in mortal combat.

    You hug Aurora compassionately.
    Utianima
  • SaonjiSaonji Member Posts: 570 ✭✭✭ - Distinguished
    Dunn likes playing fronthand backhand.
    Utianima
  • DunnDunn Member, Secret Squirrel Posts: 6,323 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    edited August 2020
    FRONT. HAND.

    I love quash.


    TysandrReysonUtianima
  • KinilanKinilan Member, Seafaring Liason Posts: 1,332 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Quash artifact when? Please?
  • IrissaIrissa Member Posts: 14
    edited August 2020
    (Eleusis): Jidgai says, "A butterfly landed on me!!! I'm filled with Delight!!!"

    (Eleusis): Merena says, "Lucky!"

    (Eleusis): Kajo says, "There is no better feeling."

    (Eleusis): Nhakra says, "What if the butterfly also gave you nice mug of kawhe, too?"

    (Eleusis): Kajo says, "Then I would keep the butterfly."

    (Eleusis): Kajo says, "Cause I want some kawhe."

    (Eleusis): Nhakra says, "No! These are free creatures, to delight in the breeze and changing of the seasons."

    (Eleusis): Yikez says, "Butterfly don't need no man."

    <3 Eleusis
    NiraaethOceanaUtianima
  • FaurFaur Member Posts: 163 ✭✭✭ - Distinguished
    Axios2 said:
    Accompanied by a clucking chorus, an Egg Hunting Crown descends into your hands.

    You tell Tharos, the Herald of Delos, "I'll wear it proudly!"

    Tharos, the Herald of Delos tells you, "Be sure to read it!"

    You read what is written on an Egg Hunting Crown:
    Omelette you have this for now, but never forg-egg-t that I won't let you win me over easy!


    @Perl would LOVE that!
    RyssaAnaidiana
  • ArchaeonArchaeon Ur mums house lolMember Posts: 1,224 ✭✭✭✭✭ - Grand Achaean
    - curing priority coronavirus 1<br>There is no affliction called 'coronavirus'.
    BatistaCaelanUtianima
  • GallidaGallida Member Posts: 144 ✭✭✭ - Distinguished
    I thought they removed Rot from the game over a decade ago.
    Caelan
  • DunnDunn Member, Secret Squirrel Posts: 6,323 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    edited September 2020
    A guardhouse. (indoors)
    An exquisitely crafted urn, menacing in stygian hues, rests on the ground here.
    A runic totem is planted solidly in the ground. There are 2 logosmas stockings 
    here. A gilded pike with the decapitated heads of Thura, Vinzent, Kaios, 
    Miayakai, Colgano, Sarfir, Faedwyn, Elyra, Paine, Paux, Uilien, Reyl, Embrelle, 
    Yikez, Shirszae, Aelyn, Verdant, Vinceres, Nhakra, Andraste, Farrah, Issam, 
    Amranu, Zoktos, Eryl, Davok and Adrik has been erected here. There are 5 
    Blackrock clerics here. Hoisted nearby upon a steel frame, a war banner of the 
    Dread Legates presides. Barely containing his general exuberance for life, Naram 
    awaits his Master's next command. Its feathers streaked with mossy green and 
    grey, a marsh falcon perches here. A deadly obsidian scorpion lurks in the 
    shadows, clicking its pincers restlessly.
    You see a single exit leading east.

    You are overcome by a pleasing physical sensation as the entirely random thought
    of mating with an eight-legged, clawed monstrosity with a long tail pops into 
    your mind.


    I've had the Zaphar curse for awhile now and uh... poor Tanraid.



    Penwize
  • CooperCooper Member Posts: 5,703 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    You're a monster. 

  • DunnDunn Member, Secret Squirrel Posts: 6,323 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Our offspring may be more hideous than mine + Hecate's tbh


    PenwizePaine
  • SaonjiSaonji Member Posts: 570 ✭✭✭ - Distinguished
                    
    KriexShirszaeUtianima
  • MathonwyMathonwy Member Posts: 961 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    edited September 2020
    @Archaeon, the Deserter shouts, "NAMINO."

    Archaeon, the Deserter shouts, "I'M CALLING YOU OUT BROTHER."

    Jonesey, Sectator of Antagony shouts, "ARCHAEON."

    Archaeon, the Deserter shouts, "YOU, ME, NORTH OF NEW THERAAAAAAAAAA."

    Jonesey, Sectator of Antagony shouts, "Namino isnt your brother!"

    Archaeon, the Deserter shouts, "COME ONE COME ALL TO THE MATCH OF THE CENTURY."

    @Batista 



    Saeva said:
    If Mathonwy is 2006 I wish 2007 had never come.
    Xenomorph said:
    heh. Mathowned.
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  • GallidaGallida Member Posts: 144 ✭✭✭ - Distinguished
    And like all great super hype matches, it was over in 38 seconds.
    BatistaMathonwyUtianima
  • ArchaeonArchaeon Ur mums house lolMember Posts: 1,224 ✭✭✭✭✭ - Grand Achaean
    Yeah that was a rough one lol
    MathonwyBatistaUtianimaAziik
  • KresslackKresslack Florida, United StatesMember Posts: 6,536 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    A rugged buffalo lets out a loud, long "MOOOOOOOOOOO!"


    UtianimaBatista
  • VanVan Member Posts: 111 ✭✭✭ - Distinguished

    Proficy tickles an emaciated prisoner mercilessly!

    An emaciated prisoner skips merrily.

    KresslackSyndraCaelanUtianima
  • AchillesAchilles Los AngelesMember Posts: 2,634 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    I just wanted to take a break, instead Achilles been dragged back to some trash talk show.

    Parents
    -------
    Lyndee          M: Eliath             F: Turinu
    Atalkez         M: Siena              F: Amami

    Seneschal Mezghar Al'Jafri (male Xoran).
    He is 104 years old, having been born on the 13th of Sarapin, 735 years after the fall of the Seleucarian Empire.



    Children
    --------
    Ithica          M: Lyndee             F: Unknown
    Aurielle        M: Lyndee             F: Webby
    Victorian       M: Lyndee             F: Achilles
    Avianca         M: Lyndee             F: Achilles
    Mezghar         M: Lyndee             F: Atalkez
    Blive           M: Lyndee             F: Achilles

    Blive Faelithar (female Tsol'aa).
    She is 31 years old, having been born on the 16th of Mayan, 807 years after the fall of the Seleucarian Empire.
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    UtianimaSyndraNyneve
  • DunnDunn Member, Secret Squirrel Posts: 6,323 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Huh didn't even notice you were off having a smoke.


    VanSiduri
  • TahquilTahquil Member Posts: 4,532 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    @Lyndee 'sup?
  • AchillesAchilles Los AngelesMember Posts: 2,634 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Dunn said:
    Huh didn't even notice you were off having a smoke.
    I know, bags were packed and about to board the plane before I got Maury'ed
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    Van
  • ArchaeonArchaeon Ur mums house lolMember Posts: 1,224 ✭✭✭✭✭ - Grand Achaean
    Lmao Maury
  • DunnDunn Member, Secret Squirrel Posts: 6,323 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Achilles said:
    Dunn said:
    Huh didn't even notice you were off having a smoke.
    I know, bags were packed and about to board the plane before I got Maury'ed
    Oh man and it’s already hard enough at the airport these days. Now you gotta sit in an express Chili’s and defend paternity smh


    NhakraAchillesVan
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