Memorable quotes

Saonji

The loud groaning of the seesawing ship reaches a lethal coda as the entire structure gives way. The beached hull splinters. The wooden decks snap. Barrels and shelves and swords fly through the air. Before long, the broken shell of The Margam topples from its tenuous perch; its final voyage a fatal plummet to the ground where it lands with a deafening crash, folding in on itself and crushing you beneath the weight of your terminal failure.
You have been slain by misadventure.

Horald, Captain of The Margam yells, "Coward! Come back and face your demise, Saonji!"
(22:27:10:262) [0h, 70m, 51%] (ex) (Horald|40%)

@Ictinus Horald's a dick.

I gotta say though Margam foray has to be the most fun I've had in a while. Even with all the dying, it's fun having a foray that isn't overcome simply by having a stacked wallet.

Asmodron

Trey said:

Minifie said:

Achilles said:

You resign from your House position as Guardian of the Blades.

It's been a good ride, going to take an extended break from Achaea.  Everyone stay safe, friend or foe alike.

Take care, enjoy the virtual world with respawns turned off, that place is hardcore mode on steroids >.>’

The year-long plague event is getting pretty tiresome at this point. 

Fricken Tsol'teth...

Kresslack

Jet-black lightning courses through Dalran's heart, savagely backhanded into oblivion by Truthseeker Dunn.

Anyone else see the irony here?

Archaeon

Kresslack said:

Jet-black lightning courses through Dalran's heart, savagely backhanded into oblivion by Truthseeker Dunn.

Anyone else see the irony here?

Atalkez

Kresslack said:

Jet-black lightning courses through Dalran's heart, savagely backhanded into oblivion by Truthseeker Dunn.

Anyone else see the irony here?

I am of the opinion it was written specifically for this irony.

Saonji

Dunn likes playing fronthand backhand.

Dunn

FRONT. HAND.

I love quash.

Kinilan

Quash artifact when? Please?

Irissa

(Eleusis): Jidgai says, "A butterfly landed on me!!! I'm filled with Delight!!!"

(Eleusis): Merena says, "Lucky!"

(Eleusis): Kajo says, "There is no better feeling."

(Eleusis): Nhakra says, "What if the butterfly also gave you nice mug of kawhe, too?"

(Eleusis): Kajo says, "Then I would keep the butterfly."

(Eleusis): Kajo says, "Cause I want some kawhe."

(Eleusis): Nhakra says, "No! These are free creatures, to delight in the breeze and changing of the seasons."

(Eleusis): Yikez says, "Butterfly don't need no man."

Eleusis

Romaen

Elyon Wineapple, Sectator of Antagony shouts, "Would the Hashanite who is chameleoned as me please not?"

Ploutos Montenegro, Knot of the Underwood's voice rises, harried by a frosty mist, "Lets make the world look like elyon!"

Elyon, Elyon, Elyon, Elyon, Elyon, Elyon, Elyon, Elyon, Elyon, Elyon, Elyon, Elyon, Elyon, Elyon, and Elyon. (15 total).

Axios2

Accompanied by a clucking chorus, an Egg Hunting Crown descends into your hands.

You tell Tharos, the Herald of Delos, "I'll wear it proudly!"

Tharos, the Herald of Delos tells you, "Be sure to read it!"

You read what is written on an Egg Hunting Crown:

Omelette you have this for now, but never forg-egg-t that I won't let you win me over easy!

Faur

Axios2 said:

Accompanied by a clucking chorus, an Egg Hunting Crown descends into your hands.

You tell Tharos, the Herald of Delos, "I'll wear it proudly!"

Tharos, the Herald of Delos tells you, "Be sure to read it!"

You read what is written on an Egg Hunting Crown:

Omelette you have this for now, but never forg-egg-t that I won't let you win me over easy!

@Perl would LOVE that!

Archaeon

- curing priority coronavirus 1<br>There is no affliction called 'coronavirus'.

Gallida

I thought they removed Rot from the game over a decade ago.

Dunn

A guardhouse. (indoors)
An exquisitely crafted urn, menacing in stygian hues, rests on the ground here.
A runic totem is planted solidly in the ground. There are 2 logosmas stockings 
here. A gilded pike with the decapitated heads of Thura, Vinzent, Kaios, 
Miayakai, Colgano, Sarfir, Faedwyn, Elyra, Paine, Paux, Uilien, Reyl, Embrelle, 
Yikez, Shirszae, Aelyn, Verdant, Vinceres, Nhakra, Andraste, Farrah, Issam, 
Amranu, Zoktos, Eryl, Davok and Adrik has been erected here. There are 5 
Blackrock clerics here. Hoisted nearby upon a steel frame, a war banner of the 
Dread Legates presides. Barely containing his general exuberance for life, Naram 
awaits his Master's next command. Its feathers streaked with mossy green and 
grey, a marsh falcon perches here. A deadly obsidian scorpion lurks in the 
shadows, clicking its pincers restlessly.
You see a single exit leading east.

You are overcome by a pleasing physical sensation as the entirely random thought
of mating with an eight-legged, clawed monstrosity with a long tail pops into 
your mind.

I've had the Zaphar curse for awhile now and uh... poor Tanraid.

Cooper

You're a monster. 

Dunn

Our offspring may be more hideous than mine + Hecate's tbh

Saonji

                

Mathonwy

@Archaeon, the Deserter shouts, "NAMINO."

Archaeon, the Deserter shouts, "I'M CALLING YOU OUT BROTHER."

Jonesey, Sectator of Antagony shouts, "ARCHAEON."

Archaeon, the Deserter shouts, "YOU, ME, NORTH OF NEW THERAAAAAAAAAA."

Jonesey, Sectator of Antagony shouts, "Namino isnt your brother!"

Archaeon, the Deserter shouts, "COME ONE COME ALL TO THE MATCH OF THE CENTURY."

@Batista 

Gallida

And like all great super hype matches, it was over in 38 seconds.

Archaeon

Yeah that was a rough one lol

Kresslack

A rugged buffalo lets out a loud, long "MOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Van

Proficy tickles an emaciated prisoner mercilessly!

An emaciated prisoner skips merrily.

Achilles

I just wanted to take a break, instead Achilles been dragged back to some trash talk show.

Parents

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Lyndee          M: Eliath             F: Turinu

Atalkez         M: Siena              F: Amami

Seneschal Mezghar Al'Jafri (male Xoran).

He is 104 years old, having been born on the 13th of Sarapin, 735 years after the fall of the Seleucarian Empire.

Children

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Ithica          M: Lyndee             F: Unknown

Aurielle        M: Lyndee             F: Webby

Victorian       M: Lyndee             F: Achilles

Avianca         M: Lyndee             F: Achilles

Mezghar         M: Lyndee             F: Atalkez
Blive           M: Lyndee             F: Achilles

Blive Faelithar (female Tsol'aa).

She is 31 years old, having been born on the 16th of Mayan, 807 years after the fall of the Seleucarian Empire.

Dunn

Huh didn't even notice you were off having a smoke.

Tahquil

@Lyndee 'sup?

Achilles

Dunn said:

Huh didn't even notice you were off having a smoke.

I know, bags were packed and about to board the plane before I got Maury'ed

Archaeon

Lmao Maury

Dunn

Achilles said:

Dunn said:

Huh didn't even notice you were off having a smoke.

I know, bags were packed and about to board the plane before I got Maury'ed

Oh man and it’s already hard enough at the airport these days. Now you gotta sit in an express Chili’s and defend paternity smh

Van

With a wistful look on his face, Dalran touches a plain viridian doll.

Kinilan whispers to Dalran, "Don't touch yourself in public."

Kassan, the healer says to Dalran, "There'll be plenty of time, don't worry. You don't have to be sad that you can't get the plants up."