Memorable quotes

Krypton

Speaker @Sarathai El'Rian, the Huntsman (male Elder Golden Dragon).
He has been ranked #1 in experience.

Congratulations, all the Tsol'teth finally went dormant!

Proficy

Vender said:

Fiend Driden says in a respectful voice, "Best bard since xinna."

Fiend Driden says in a respectful voice, "Hands down."

i've only heard of xinna but this makes me warm and fuzzy inside.

She was over rated... Like an origami crown,  jus looked nice but folded under pressure.. there is a reason why she retired..
#cheapshots #runsandhides

Aegoth

Proficy said:

Vender said:

Fiend Driden says in a respectful voice, "Best bard since xinna."

Fiend Driden says in a respectful voice, "Hands down."

i've only heard of xinna but this makes me warm and fuzzy inside.

She was over rated... Like an origami crown,  jus looked nice but folded under pressure.. there is a reason why she retired..
#cheapshots #runsandhides

i love you, profibro, like a fresh taco, but you are very wrong here. Xinna very much earned her rep as one of the best of the best, just like you have

Rangor

Isn't bard pretty easy with today's aff trackers?

Aegoth

eh, if you automate it, sure. But Xinna never used aff trackers or automation for bard. She also used leg breaks. 

Cooper

Bard is extremely easy with an aff tracker.

Antidas

I kinda got the impression @Proficy wasn't being entirely serious...but maybe its just me, idk

Cailan

Aegoth said:

She also used leg breaks. 

Doesn't every bard? I'm genuinely asking. I don't see why you wouldn't.

Cooper

I'm not bard anymore cause nuts

I was able to use AK to write a 1 button hands off auto lock script in about 15 minutes though.

@Aegoth @Proficy @Alrena @Kythra @Melodie @Exxia all got locked from it.

Aff tracking takes the hard part of bard out of the equation. 

Aegoth

Cailan said:

Aegoth said:

She also used leg breaks. 

Doesn't every bard? I'm genuinely asking. I don't see why you wouldn't.

No. Xinna and Xer were the only ones. Every other bard goes straight lolaffs. 

Farrah

Cooper said:

I'm not bard anymore cause nuts

I was able to use AK to write a 1 button hands off auto lock script in about 15 minutes though.

@Aegoth @Proficy @Alrena @Kythra @Melodie @Exxia all got locked from it.

Aff tracking takes the hard part of bard out of the equation. 

I mean, to be fair, the hard part of combat is the actual fighting back part, and beating active defense. If this is just locking standing still targets, that's easy as any class.

The thing most auto bards struggle with is holding a target down because they don't use leg breaks.

Cooper

You're right on the leg break thing for sure (and probably anything bard related you say).

My comment was more to show how good Xinna was because she didn't use aff tracking and that aff tracking made is fairly trivial to be a good (not top) bard if you choose to go that route.

Proficy

man, you all know how to murder sarcasm.....

*fistbump @antidas *

Trey

Proficy said:

man, you all know how to murder sarcasm.....

*fistbump @antidas *

We murder it better than you murder the English language.

Exelethril

Not precisely internet ebonics but A+ for effort

Vender

Torinn said:

And to think @Vender I took Magi so I could cataclysm with you (bard's awesome tho)

blame farrah and atalkez for wanting impatience on demand and cantata/raze

edit: my next purchase is probably going to be the 1 hour class switch artefact so and I still hold Magi so have hope.

Aegoth

apostate has on demand impatience. ijs

Farrah

Aegoth said:

apostate has on demand impatience. ijs

Yeah, but Apostates smell like dead things.

Watchman

You see the following people here:

Kythra, Ysela, Ebor, Calaurn, Katsuki, Taryius, Mirek, Proficy, Alrena, Watchman

You follow Proficy northeast to Deserted ruins.

You follow Proficy west to Crumbling stairway.

Jhui leaves to the southwest.

Atalkez, riding a Baarian tiger, arrives from the east.

He is followed by a cowled practice dummy, a gold-breasted falcon, an elegant Mysian parrot, and .

Atalkez enacts the Rite of Piety, declaring that all must be bound by their faith.

Alrena mutters words of death and decay, and suddenly the ground breaks open all around as hands of rotting flesh and white bone push out of the ground.

Atalkez says in a silky, smooth tenor voice, "Oh no."

Atalkez

Got out alive too!

Elipise

Poor Eli, she'll never get over her fear of sailing at this point:

Dean Torinn Chiragh, the Ivory Cleric says in a lilting, baritone voice, "Plank is raised, anchor is raised, sea spells are all there, I'm using the correct aura, I have the cargo.."

Dean Torinn Chiragh, the Ivory Cleric says in a lilting, baritone voice, "First stop, Zanzibaar."

Dean Torinn Chiragh, the Ivory Cleric laughingly says in a lilting, baritone voice, "Oh, it may help to take command first."

The blue body of a half-devoured triton floats by before being ravenously consumed by a huge shark.

Elipise chuckles nervously.

Jaelle

You strike brutally at an apathetic gnoll sentinel, and shred his skin.
An apathetic gnoll sentinel exclaims, "Ah-ha! Finally some action!"
An apathetic gnoll sentinel springs to an apathetic gnoll sentinel's defence.
[Rage]: +7.2. Total: 122.5

Making soothing noises, you carefully approach an apathetic gnoll sentinel, assuring him that you are a friend and urging him to fight for you.
An apathetic gnoll sentinel exclaims, "Ah-ha! Finally some action!"

An apathetic gnoll sentinel wounds an apathetic gnoll sentinel with a glancing cut.
An apathetic gnoll sentinel springs to an apathetic gnoll sentinel's defence.

An apathetic gnoll sentinel thrusts his spear towards an apathetic gnoll sentinel and jabs him twice in quick succession.

  

Kyrra

Wow, she's wearing more clothing on the promotional poster than she does in that movie.

Valaria

bug when I tried to 'config prompt off', it give me a normal prompt instead. so, basically, i will never turn it off... ever?

Krypton

In your world it is Sunday, the 1st of January, in the year 2017 GMT and
Saturday, the 0th of January, in the year 2017 in your local timezone.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

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Jaelle

Jonesey whispers with a wet snowflake accent, "Is it bad I thought Jaelle was a female."

You whisper to Jonesey with a thick, exotic accent, "It's the name, isn't it?"

Jonesey says with a wet snowflake accent, "Names that end in vowels."

"Heh heh heh," you chuckle.

Jonesey says with a wet snowflake accent, "Just always are feminine to me."

Rom shrugs helplessly.

Scion Rom Corten says, "Yeah I woulda bet on Jaelle being a lady by name, I suppose."

You stick out your tongue and say with a thick, exotic accent, "A beautiful name for a beautiful man."

Rom nods his head slowly, looking very wise.

An earthen elementalist casually spins her quarterstaff in her hands, the thin wood neatly twirling through her fingers.

Draxis sniggers evilly.

Scion Rom Corten says, "Somethin' like that."

Jonesey says with a wet snowflake accent, "Yes, its um beautiful."

You snicker softly to yourself.

Draxis nods his head at Jonesey.

Naoma rolls on the floor, laughing.

Jonesey says with a wet snowflake accent, "A wise man once told me."

Jonesey says with a wet snowflake accent, "A beautiful person just wants their booty full."

Jonesey ponders you with a contemplative expression.

Draxis rolls on the floor, laughing.

You say to Jonesey with a thick, exotic accent, "Well, my booty is fine."

You nod your head slowly, trying to wear your best wise look.

Jonesey pinches you on your behind, obviously testing for firmness.

Jonesey fans himself.

You say with a thick, exotic accent, "Terrific, in fact."

Eheh.

Ryzeth

Jaelle said:

Jonesey says with a wet snowflake accent, "Names that end in vowels."

Someone should tell Jonesey that Y is a vowel, in his name.

Tahquil

We were talking about making a DIvine Pin-up book.

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(The Midnight Crew): Lilian says, "Hot."

(The Midnight Crew): Sarathai says, "Lorielan pretty much standard with her current artwork, haha."

(The Midnight Crew): Sarathai says, "Babel I dunno."

(The Midnight Crew): You say, "Lorielan's page will just a a simple note on it. The Jade Empress  refused to sit for her portrait."

(The Midnight Crew): Lilian laughingly says, "Arty lounging in a hotspring among a volcano?"

(The Midnight Crew): Sarathai says, "Prospero lounging amidst golden coins."

(The Midnight Crew): Sarathai says, "Aegis done up like Conan the Barbarian."

(The Midnight Crew): Lilian says, "Nah Prospero pulling a screwge mcduck."

(The Midnight Crew): Lilian says, "Diving into a pool of gold coins."

(The Midnight Crew): You say, "Making angels in the coins."

(The Midnight Crew): Sarathai says, "While naked I assume, Lilian?"

Momentarily eclipsing the realm, light is swallowed in response to the approval of Twilight, the Dark Father.

(The Midnight Crew): Lilian says, "Yes."

(The Midnight Crew): You say, "What was that?"

(The Midnight Crew): Lilian says, "TF."

(The Midnight Crew): Skye says, "Twilight showing his approval."

(The Midnight Crew): Sarathai says, "...I hope that wasn't him listening to us."

(The Midnight Crew): Skye says, "Secretly."

(The Midnight Crew): Skye says, "Lmao."

(The Midnight Crew): Khaibit says, "Hahah."

(The Midnight Crew): Lilian says, "LMFAO."

(The Midnight Crew): You say, "TWILIGHT WANTS TO POSE FOR US.

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@Twilight : I'm ready to paint you like one of my French girls when you want to pose.

Laniara

Caefir Navigator, Will Obuun says, "Driden's title."
Caefir Navigator, Will Obuun says, "Crusher of Wills."
Caefir Navigator, Will Obuun says, "But it was I who crushed today.

Hehehe

Asmodron

Hashan's new falcons are pretty sweet

Reminiscent of daylight surrendering to the night, this duskflight falcon bears an evening-rich
plumage, with hues ranging from dim indigo at its crest, to the near-black of its charcoal tail.
Tapering into subdued violet-blue are its flight-feathers, while all colour melts away approaching
its flawless, creamy white chest. A little smaller than most birds of prey, it carries itself with
no less dignity, and sports slender talons of wicked sharpness. Through its large, amber eyes, this
bird keeps a protective gaze upon the surroundings in any light.