Memorable quotes

Vayne

Yes, because this is the place to post actual RP @Zyvix, I eagerly await your next contribution in the Scarlattan Theatre.

Eiredhel

@ZYVIx While I would love to take the time to make a long drawn out post about how you're being an ignorant bigot and it's not amusing, you're going to continue being a downer and a hater so I'm not even going to waste more time than I already have since I think my displeasure and annoyance with your attitude has now been properly expressed. 

Have a nice day doing whatever it is you do.

Edit: Damn it Vayne you beat me!

Zyvix

Vayne said:

Yes, because this is the place to post actual RP @Zyvix, I eagerly await your next contribution in the Scarlattan Theatre.

Prefer to have a consistency of not RPing and being cityless to being a city leader who hops between RP, acting like an idiot, and creeping on newbies.

Eiredhel said:

@ZYVIx While I would love to take the time to make a long drawn out post about how you're being an ignorant bigot and it's not amusing, you're going to continue being a downer and a hater so I'm not even going to waste more time than I already have since I think my displeasure and annoyance with your attitude has now been properly expressed. 

Have a nice day doing whatever it is you do.

No idea who you are, so just gonna ignore this.

Vayne

I don't appreciate your ignorant accusations.

Zyvix

You're implying they have no solid basis behind them.

Vayne

That said, you are an excellent troll, I was almost enjoying the forums again. Close one!

Zyvix

Thank you for the feeding.

That was a failed attempt at getting a WTF . I just want to get the 5 WTFs badge.

Boosteya

K, went through this thread and WTF'ed Zyvix. You all can relax for now?

You're welcome?

Synbios

Can we not have this barb-slinging, please? Yes, this goes to you three. 

"Even me?"

ESPECIALLY ME.

Zyvix

I disagree with you. Disagree with me if you disagree.

Eiredhel

Synbios said:

Can we not have this barb-slinging, please? Yes, this goes to you three. 

"Even me?"

ESPECIALLY ME.

Say what... I'm going to just go hug myself in my emo corner now.

Kresslack

About twenty or so minutes after he got away, talking back and forth:

Kinilan tells you, "...also I've been on fire this whole time."

Ruth

Did I miss fun pirating encounters again?

Sohl

A silvery hand appears above you and pats you on your head.

Patronized by a god. :x

Cahin

Eiredhel said:

-stuff

Wow you're crazy.

Wysteria

I think these were all after some Ashtani raid:

Ringing through the ether on a resonating harmonic, the voice of the Great Bard resounds, "I have enough cacophony ringing in My ears from dwarven beer songs without listening to a dead horse groan from the grave too."

Ringing through the ether on a resonating harmonic, the voice of the Great Bard resounds, "Time to collect your flogs and head home for the month, Ashtan. You no doubt have various women of ill repute waiting there to complain about your dinner being cold.

Synbios

Sohl said:

A silvery hand appears above you and pats you on your head.

Patronized by a god. :x

No, you're just a grunt in a big Warcraft game. The appropriate response is "Zug zug."

Chryenth

From the new shardlist:

 

ID          Description                    Type     Weight (oz)  Months Left
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
shard37307  a jagged iconic shard          jagged           42            1
shard53149  a chipped iconic shard         chipped         245            1
shard60656  a chipped iconic shard         chipped         258            1
shard269557 a chipped iconic shard         chipped         188            0
shard402578 a chipped iconic shard         chipped       12078            1

 

One of these things...

Tvistor

Holy crap, that almost weighs more than Carmain.

Yezrit

oh wait, that's ounces

Boosteya

Yezrit said:

oh wait, that's ounces

What I'd like to know is, are they Troy ounces, or 'standard' ounces?

Yezrit

They can't be standard ounces since his eyebrows weigh more than that on their own.

Thaumas

Nesha says in a soft voice, "Like pie."
Nesha rubs her tummy and goes "mmmmmmmm."
Nesha says in a soft voice, "Pie."
Nesha giggles happily.
Nesha says in a soft voice, "All this jestering wears you out."

Zyvix

Very inappropriate. Treating women disrespectfully like that is not "funny" or anything.

Your behaviour truly disgusts me.

Boosteya

Very Impressive Achaean tells you, "...I will not [do something], for fear that you will [do something in responce]."

In context, this quote is longer and rather unimpressive. Still, I do NOT associate Very Impressive Achaean with fear of anyone, for any reason, ESPECIALLY Bo. I mean... pff, she's.. well, herself. So the turn of phrase made me giggle, just a little.

Achilles

@boosteya - Powerful people are afraid of everyone, that's how they stay in power.

Boosteya

@Achilles so, power tends to make one paranoid, and absolute power makes one absolutely paranoid? That means prickly ash and alchemical equivalent are probably being stockpiled in a LARGE number of places. Is this a theft nerf loophole?

Jhaeli

Boosteya said:

@Achilles so, power tends to make one paranoid, and absolute power makes one absolutely paranoid? That means prickly ash and alchemical equivalent are probably being stockpiled in a LARGE number of places. Is this a theft nerf loophole?

It's the start of several bad novels. Bad guy gains power, likes power, becomes so scared of losing said power that they use their power only to protect said power, only to have the whole situations collapse like a house of cards when the protagonist saves the day. Why do you think that the most badass of mentors refuse power (despite clearly being competent enough to wield it) and advise the protagonist to do the same? :P

Actually, it's the start of several bad political regimes too, considering the dictators out there.

Kresslack

Just thought this was a bit funny. 

ask aegles wares

Aegles, the mute says, "I have nothing to sell."

Oceana

Must have been in sign language!