Memorable quotes

Wysteria

(svo): just saved you from seeing a giant-ass smiley.

:ar! Mysia is suddenly that little less annoying now.

Nellaundra

You take a long draught of the venom prefarar, hoping to quench your thirst.

Mizik

Earionduil made me lol:


You recall that Reilli told you: "Pardon the sudden intrusion, Sempai, but the Renshi said I should speak to you regarding joining the city of Ashtan - considering I'm too old to be inducted by Epicurus - if you are not currently preoccupied with carnage and mayhem."

...

You say, "Where are you from?"

Reilli says to you in a smooth soprano voice, "Cyrene."

....

(Ashtan): You say, "Welcome Deshi Reilli to the Bastion."

(welcome spam)

(Ashtan): Reilli says, "My thanks!"

(The Warriors of Sapience): Earionduil says, "You can tell it's a cyrenian."

(The Warriors of Sapience): Earionduil says, "Cause it puts an exclamation mark."

(The Warriors of Sapience): You say, "So many words."

(The Warriors of Sapience): Earionduil says, "Hello! I'm! Cyrenian!"

Zyvix

A beam of prismatic light suddenly shoots into the room.

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Aktillum, riding a charcoal black hippogriff, suddenly appears, having travelled down the beam of 

prismatic light.

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Aktillum puts a living puppet of Goggo into a commemorative Y450 backpack.

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Aktillum takes a puppet of Zyvix from a commemorative Y450 backpack.

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Aktillum begins to wield a puppet of Zyvix in his left hand.

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Aktillum's eyes gleam with generosity.

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Aktillum gives a syringe filled with amber liquid to you.

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Aktillum whispers something to a puppet of Zyvix.

You insert the syringe into a vein in your arm and inject the contents into your blood, causing a 

sharp sting to jar your nerves. Your body relaxes and an intense sense of euphoria washes over you 

as the room wavers before your eyes.

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The ground beneath begins to rumble softly.

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(Market): Raz says, "Paying for refills."

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As the ground continues to quake, jagged cracks appear in the ground.

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A look of true love crosses Aktillum's face.

A look of purest love crosses Aktillum's face, and Aktillum is summoned away.

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You hear a mighty roar from the depths of the earth itself rising to meet its unfortunate victim 

somewhere nearby.

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You are in perfect health.

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You have recovered equilibrium.

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You tell Strider Aktillum Rousseau, Harbinger of Light, "LMAO wtf."

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Aktillum tells you, "You're my smack whore now."

Edit: Violet clouds drift about the room. You reach out to touch one, only to have it float away at your 

approach.

God damnit.

Goggo

Now this makes sense..

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Zyvix tells you, "I'm Aktillum's whore."

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Zyvix

The clouds coalesce into strange shapes and patterns. You are positive they are trying to send you a message.

Aktillum

Tears fill Zyvix's eyes and begin to slowly run down his face.

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Zyvix begins to follow you.

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Goggo tells you, "What it does?"

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Senoske gives Zyvix the once over.

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Underlord Zyvix says to you in a soft, low voice, "H-hey man."

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(Cosa Nostra): Laila says, "They were."

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(Cosa Nostra): Aduan says, "Assimilated."

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Zyvix's eyes take on a glazed, purple hue.

Synbios

The amber syringe is a dose of liquid gleam from Creville, sold by that dealer who gives blackout. Don't ask how I know that.

Sherazad

Synbios said:

The amber syringe is a dose of liquid gleam from Creville, sold by that dealer who gives blackout. Don't ask how I know that.

Some testing, I suppose?

Lianca

It's not gleam, noobs. The syringe is the best, million miles better than gleam.

Synbios

Sherazad said:

Synbios said:

The amber syringe is a dose of liquid gleam from Creville, sold by that dealer who gives blackout. Don't ask how I know that.

Some testing, I suppose?

I say! You dare accuse of taking gleam, even by accident? Go away....you! -points at an empty space five feet to your right-

Wysteria

The stuff made from powdered children I thought was only sold by Dr Kortoxian, while the syringe from Creville is just an alternative (heroine vs methadone)? Not to mention the price difference...whydoIevenknowthat

Chord

(Party): Silas says, "Earionduil is at Start of the Raphaelan Highway - with Tanris (2 people total)."
(Party): Silas says, "Mizik is at Before the bridge to Delos - with Hirst (2 people total)."
(Party): Silas says, "Militis is at Before the gate of Ashtan - alone."
(Party): Draekar says, "Forever alone."

Peak

Series of events:
Get level 80 for the 16 time.
To celebrate, I go bring Zsarachnor to NoT (because Rangor talked me into it).
Die once, lose level 80.
I lose Zsarachnor, can't find him anywhwere. (oh sh*t oh sh*t oh sh*t).
I stumble across the faintly glowing door at NoT while looking for him.
First it takes me to Delos (lame) and then to the Isle of Erymanthus (I have no idea where this is).
I decide to hunt back to 80 there and kill a bear or two.
---I didn't hear this, but someone messaged it to me--- Zsarachnor, the Vampire Lord shouts, "Peak. I hear of your bravery, but I see only your back. Come and tell me of your deeds.
The ground shifts under your feet and the world begins to spin.
The burial chamber.
A heavy wooden chest stands within a shady corner of this crypt. The lifeless eyes of a pale vampiress follow your every move. Dressed in black with a demon-forged blade at his side, Zsarachnor appears to be able to match anyone in battle.
You see a single exit leading up.
Peak has been sliced into bloody ribbons by Zsarachnor, the Vampire Lord.
Peak has been sliced into bloody ribbons by Zsarachnor, the Vampire Lord.


That was awesome.

Lucine

Wysteria said:

The stuff made from powdered children I thought was only sold by Dr Kortoxian, while the syringe from Creville is just an alternative (heroine vs methadone)? Not to mention the price difference...whydoIevenknowthat

Has Tukio been trying to get you to buy gleam and Creville drugs for him again?  For shame, for shame.

Wysteria

Lucine said:

Wysteria said:

The stuff made from powdered children I thought was only sold by Dr Kortoxian, while the syringe from Creville is just an alternative (heroine vs methadone)? Not to mention the price difference...whydoIevenknowthat

Has Tukio been trying to get you to buy gleam and Creville drugs for him again?  For shame, for shame.

He was trying to make me eat snow blossoms last time instead And now he's garing me chocolates and shards and stuff when I least expect it.

Kybrae

I remember when my character's son ate snow blossoms. I love screwing around with people when they're under that, when they're tripping haha

Tukio

Lucine said:

Wysteria said:

The stuff made from powdered children I thought was only sold by Dr Kortoxian, while the syringe from Creville is just an alternative (heroine vs methadone)? Not to mention the price difference...whydoIevenknowthat

Has Tukio been trying to get you to buy gleam and Creville drugs for him again?  For shame, for shame.

I only used the syringe once! It was fun though. The clouds..they were sending me a message

Anaidiana

@peak  Isle of Erymanthus is the 'inbetween' area between sapience and Arcadia.

Blujixapug

Erymanthus is a flying island that floats in the skies above the continent. Arcadia is a city built on top of it.

Peak

I didn't even get to see Eywa

Kresslack

Disciple Udyr, of the Third Order (male Human).

He is 18 years old, having been born on the 24th of Miraman, 586 years after the fall of the 

Seleucarian Empire.

He is ranked 2179th in Achaea.

He is an extremely credible character.

He is not known for acts of infamy.

He is a Peasant in Hashan.

He is considered to be approximately 5% of your might.

His motto: 'If Peeta asks, this fur is fake.'

Really now....

Alissan

There's also a Soraka.

Vayne

His motto is what really gets me.

Rugnar

There's an Ezreal, the Prodigal Explorer as well. His motto being: "Who needs a map?" -.-

Wysteria

@Kresslack — I read his name as "Oh dear" at first……making it juts as bad really.

@Tukio — They were telling you to kick puppies and shower people in rainbow raindrops made of mythril and Skittles.

Peak

(Market): Sothantos says, "Buying my journal back."
Ringing through the ether on a resonating harmonic, the voice of the Great Bard resounds, "That juicy a journal eh? My favour to whoever obtains it for Me instead."
(Market): You say, "Buying Sothantos' journal."
The sweltering heat of the forge spills out across the land as the rumbling voice of Phaestus booms, "It got any dirty pictures in it?"
(Market): Spraeth says, "Paying more than Sothantos or Peak for the journal in question."
(Market): Lianca says, "Paying handsomely for the picture scribbled on page five of that journal."
Ringing through the ether on a resonating harmonic, the voice of the Great Bard resounds, "All the more reason to add it to My archives. For, er, artistic purposes."
(Market): You say, "Buying access to the "artistic" section of the Great Bard's archives."
The sweltering heat of the forge spills out across the land as the rumbling voice of Phaestus booms, "Archives, huh? That what you call Your bedroom wall?"
Ringing through the ether on a resonating harmonic, the voice of the Great Bard resounds, "Why don't You ask Lady Ourania that question instead."
--((Went, "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!" in my head))--
(Market): Sothantos says, "Paying one hundred credits for my journal back."

Salik

I knew this all along. Ashtan only raids and attacks me to see who get's to propose to me. Why else do I get a tell like this? 3 ) Entaro: "Lust me."

Erasariel

Someone get Warwick and have him hunt Soraka down.

Xer

Whoa, the IG Warwick was made about 7.6 (give or take 0.4) RL years ago while LoL came out in 2009.