Memorable quotes

Ernam

Yeah the Targossas twilight zone hours are not helping this event at all.  There was about 30 minutes last night when I was the only person online in the city.  Meanwhile, Ashtan was bashing Torrid.  

Aluciana

Amiass smiles and says in a soft voice, "Poor her, to bad <redacted> is a good guy."

Ryldagh says to Amiass with a hushed, Arcadian accent, "He is."

Amiass nods her head in agreement.

A Briar Knight ponders the situation.

A Briar Knight says, "What I think the polite one is getting at, is that this <redacted> is running out of space on the bedpost for notches."

Tohran blinks incredulously at a Briar Knight.

Tohran utters a deep, rumbling laugh.

Amiass raises an eyebrow questioningly.

A Briar Knight winks conspiratorially at Ryldagh.

Ryldagh gives a drinking horn to a Briar Knight.

With a frown, a Briar Knight returns a drinking horn to Ryldagh.

Amiass raises an eyebrow questioningly.

Ryldagh says to a Briar Knight with a hushed, Arcadian accent, "I'm not sure I'd say that in front of <redacted>..."

Tohran says in an eerily calm voice, "Well said, good sir."

A Briar Knight says, "Thanks all the same, Tohran, but I can't drink on duty."

Tohran says in an eerily calm voice, "Wasn't my horn that was given to you, sir knight. It was Ryldagh's."

A Briar Knight says, "Oh, of course, all this not drinking going to my head."

Telling people what's up Amiass says in a soft voice, "Am I bluntly being ignored?"

"Heh heh heh," you chuckle.

A Briar Knight says, "Miss Amiass, you're not being ignored, just a little dense dear."

Ahh Eleusis guards. They aren't being paid quite enough if they have to deal with listening to our petty conversations all day. 

Naah

Pulled up sh!t from 2010~2011 when I didn't have a stable character and was just getting into Achaea.
@Lacertix @Shirszae‌ Remember Lloyd? This may refresh your memory:

http://pastebin.com/czBYjyfx

For the rest of you, this kid 'Llyod' was a troll alt I'm guessing, and was spamming people, attacking people, and yelling that everyone was a Mhaldorian spy trying to kill him. It didn't really end well for him.

http://pastebin.com/6Qf7cK9h

He then tries to make a new alt to get away from how much he was dying on his original account. We found him out pretty quickly.

Good times. Getting to level 40 was a challenge for me back then. x.x
Such memorable memories.

Mizik

Install Svo. Check allies.

You reject the friendship of Tanris.

 

 

Edit: Tanris is an ally  (M). 

 

Lacertix

@Naah Thank you, I had managed to banish that one from my memory. What a terrible novice.

Mithridates

 There are 11 tundra wolves here. There are 5 ice 

golems here. A small, snow-white fox slinks about the area. There are 5 massive wendigos here.

Fuck that

Ernam

Bring it.

10363h, 8314m|100%m, 75%e, 87%w,  kai, ex, 19.6%, cdbk|- 

Tharvis

Ernam has died, rushed to his doom by his own overconfidence.

Ernam

I died to wind, because I refuse to buy brooch of the tempest for an event bashing area.  Don't care, not bashing for exp.

Wessux

Tharvis said:

Ernam has died, rushed to his doom by his own overconfidence.

What Ernam said. 

"I died to wind, because I refuse to buy brooch of the tempest for an event bashing area.  Don't care, not bashing for exp."

What I heard.

"I died because my giant stack of artefacts weren't enough. Woe is me."

#firstworldproblems

Halos

A stream of crackling crimson fire sizzles across the sky.

Decan has been slain by the might of Sarapis, the Logos.

A stream of crackling crimson fire sizzles across the sky.

Decan has been slain by the might of Sarapis, the Logos.

A stream of crackling crimson fire sizzles across the sky.

Decan has been slain by the might of Sarapis, the Logos.

A stream of crackling crimson fire sizzles across the sky.

Decan has been slain by the might of Sarapis, the Logos.

A stream of crackling crimson fire sizzles across the sky.

Decan has been slain by the might of Sarapis, the Logos.

A stream of crackling crimson fire sizzles across the sky.

Decan has been slain by the might of Sarapis, the Logos.

Tohran

16:39:43 A stream of crackling crimson fire sizzles across the sky.
16:39:43 Decan has been slain by the might of Sarapis, the Logos.
16:39:43 3980h, 3020m, 18800e, 14000w ceb-
16:39:44 
16:39:44 A stream of crackling crimson fire sizzles across the sky.
16:39:44 Decan has been slain by the might of Sarapis, the Logos.
16:39:44 3980h, 3020m, 18800e, 14000w ceb-
16:39:45 With a flourish, you finish sketching a berkana rune.
16:39:45 You have recovered balance on all limbs.
16:39:45 3980h, 3020m, 18800e, 14000w cexb-
16:39:45 
16:39:45 A stream of crackling crimson fire sizzles across the sky.
16:39:45 Decan has been slain by the might of Sarapis, the Logos.
16:39:45 3980h, 3020m, 18800e, 14000w cexb-
16:39:45 
16:39:45 A stream of crackling crimson fire sizzles across the sky.
16:39:45 Decan has been slain by the might of Sarapis, the Logos.
16:39:45 3980h, 3020m, 18800e, 14000w cexb-
16:39:46 
16:39:46 A stream of crackling crimson fire sizzles across the sky.
16:39:46 Decan has been slain by the might of Sarapis, the Logos.
16:39:46 3980h, 3020m, 18800e, 14000w cexb-
16:39:46 (The Midnight Crew): Aluciana says, "HOLYSHIT haha."
16:39:46 3980h, 3020m, 18800e, 14000w cexb-
16:39:46 
16:39:46 A stream of crackling crimson fire sizzles across the sky.
16:39:46 Decan has been slain by the might of Sarapis, the Logos.
16:39:46 3980h, 3020m, 18800e, 14000w cexb-
16:39:48 (The Midnight Crew): Dontarion says, "Haha."
16:39:48 3980h, 3020m, 18800e, 14000w cexb-
16:39:48 (The Midnight Crew): Dontarion says, "Haha."
16:39:48 3980h, 3020m, 18800e, 14000w cexb-
16:39:48 (The Midnight Crew): Dontarion says, "Haha."
16:39:48 3980h, 3020m, 18800e, 14000w cexb-
16:39:49 (The Midnight Crew): Dontarion says, "Haha."
16:39:49 3980h, 3020m, 18800e, 14000w cexb-
16:39:49 Azuros says in a silvery, aqueous voice, "Huh."
16:39:49 3980h, 3020m, 18800e, 14000w cexb-
16:39:50 Lannah blinks.
16:39:50 3980h, 3020m, 18800e, 14000w cexb-
16:39:53 You say in an eerily calm voice, "HOLY SHIT."
16:39:53 3980h, 3020m, 18800e, 14000w cexb-
16:39:53 Druidess Lannah Covraci-Tiercel says, "Oh dear."
16:39:53 3980h, 3020m, 18800e, 14000w cexb-
16:39:53 (Sentinels): Marvi says, "Holy hats."
16:39:53 3980h, 3020m, 18800e, 14000w cexb-
16:39:55 (The Midnight Crew): Xer says, "Wat."
16:39:55 3980h, 3020m, 18800e, 14000w cexb-
16:39:56 Marv looks up into the air for divine inspiration.
16:39:56 3980h, 3020m, 18800e, 14000w cexb-
16:39:56 Azuros rolls on the floor, laughing.
16:39:56 3980h, 3020m, 18800e, 14000w cexb-
16:39:58 (The Midnight Crew): Taraus says, "Omg what did he do."
16:39:58 3980h, 3020m, 18800e, 14000w cexb-
16:39:59 (The Midnight Crew): You say, "Whoa."
16:39:59 3980h, 3020m, 18800e, 14000w cexb-

@Sarapis dude, what did he even do to piss YOU off!?

Sarapis

Things he should not have done. A clumsy attempt to try to out someone's alt.

Amanu

Halos said:

A stream of crackling crimson fire sizzles across the sky.

Decan has been slain by the might of Sarapis, the Logos.

A stream of crackling crimson fire sizzles across the sky.

Decan has been slain by the might of Sarapis, the Logos.

A stream of crackling crimson fire sizzles across the sky.

Decan has been slain by the might of Sarapis, the Logos.

A stream of crackling crimson fire sizzles across the sky.

Decan has been slain by the might of Sarapis, the Logos.

A stream of crackling crimson fire sizzles across the sky.

Decan has been slain by the might of Sarapis, the Logos.

A stream of crackling crimson fire sizzles across the sky.

Decan has been slain by the might of Sarapis, the Logos.

Yeah, I was just thinking of putting it here too. 

Is how I think @Sarapis goes when you piss him off.

Never piss off the Boss, never.

Florentino

You secrete aconite and deftly bring a needle-pointed dirk to your mouth, letting the venom drip upon it.

You secrete curare and deftly bring a needle-pointed dirk to your mouth, letting the venom drip upon it.

You prick Antidas twice in rapid succession with your dirk.

Horror overcomes Antidas's face as his body stiffens into paralysis.

4061h, 3058m, 20163e, 17448w cekdb-

As the retardation vibration embeds itself, time itself appears to slow.

  

Tharvis

The silken voice of Lord @Twilight emanates from the shadows, "You have failed Me for the last time, Decan. Begone from My sight henceforth."

Edit : The Mr. Decan Danial, Rustler of Darkness (male Maggot).

Tohran

16:52:38 The silken voice of Lord Twilight emanates from the shadows, "You have failed Me
16:52:38 for the last time, Decan. Begone from My sight henceforth."
16:52:38 3980h, 3020m, 18800e, 14000w cexb-
16:52:44 (The Midnight Crew): Melodie says, "Oh damn."
16:52:44 3980h, 3020m, 18800e, 14000w cexb-
16:52:46 
16:52:46 Decan has been slain by the might of a steel-encased Death Knight.
16:52:46 3980h, 3020m, 18800e, 14000w cexb-
16:52:48 (The Midnight Crew): Fendrel says, "Lol."
16:52:48 3980h, 3020m, 18800e, 14000w cexb-
16:52:50 (The Midnight Crew): Aegoth says, "Darth Twilight."
16:52:50 3980h, 3020m, 18800e, 14000w cexb-

@Twilight you are my new hero.

Tharvis

Ninja'd you @Tohran

Tohran

So you did, well done. 

Tohran

(The Midnight Crew): @Dontarion says, "I like ELeusis. Half party half business. It's the mullet of Achaea."

Kerria

Aegoth has died in the magical blast of a mushroom sigil.

Jukilian

If I'd added just a couple more seconds onto that cast, I may have accidentally blown up a whole lot of people.

https://ada-young.appspot.com/pastebin/c5c0d975

Mizik

So it's 6am and I can't go to sleep. I see @Mako running around Northern Vashnars, so I go to pick a fight.

I enter the room, unphase. He asks if I am jumping him, I respond "Yes". He runs around, I enter his room wherever he goes, he runs to Eleusis.

Message #11217      Sent by Mako

6/12/9:59 Whatever mate im telling you you have no reason to attack me and im asking you to leave me 

alone.

4017h, 4102m, 18955e, 18273w cexkdb-

Message #11218      Sent by Mako

6/12/10:00 Any interatction beyond this point is harrassment.

Klendathu

Mizik said:

So it's 6am and I can't go to sleep. I see @Mako running around Northern Vashnars, so I go to pick a fight.

I enter the room, unphase. He asks if I am jumping him, I respond "Yes". He runs around, I enter his room wherever he goes, he runs to Eleusis.

Message #11217      Sent by Mako

6/12/9:59 Whatever mate im telling you you have no reason to attack me and im asking you to leave me 

alone.

4017h, 4102m, 18955e, 18273w cexkdb-

Message #11218      Sent by Mako

6/12/10:00 Any interatction beyond this point is harrassment.

Is he Mark / Infamous? I assume so

Mizik

Nah. Still, I should have attacked him.

Kyrra

He was killing Khaibit repeatedly just for being in his hunting area a few weeks ago, because that's a good reason to kill someone repeatedly, right?

Aegoth

Just do what i do and slaughter groups of loosians indescriminately (jk don't do that)

Amanu

Aegoth said:

Just do what i do and slaughter groups of loosians indescriminately (jk don't do that)

I couldn't resist.  

Jhaeli

Sir Kardal Xanatov-Thorngage, Keeper of the Wards says with a rough, Trollish accent, "So... do you come here often?"

Kardal winks conspiratorially at you.

Your eyes sparkle with amusement.

You say in a low, melodic voice, "I get the impression that Kerria would stab me if I followed up on that."

The corners of your mouth turn up as you grin mischievously.

Sir Kardal Xanatov-Thorngage, Keeper of the Wards says with a rough, Trollish accent, "She'd be impressed that I would leave you for her."

Sir Kardal Xanatov-Thorngage, Keeper of the Wards says with a rough, Trollish accent, "And compliment you."

Kardal chuckles long and heartily.

You chuckle long and heartily.

You smile impishly and say in a low, melodic voice, "It's too bad I only dance with ladies then."

Kardal gives a horrified gasp.

Sir Kardal Xanatov-Thorngage, Keeper of the Wards says with a rough, Trollish accent, "WHAT A WASTE."

With an exasperated noise, Kardal flops down at your feet, ready for it all to end.

You attempt to stifle your amusement but cannot help laughing aloud.

Kardal falls to his knees and begins to weep and wail mournfully.

Sir Kardal Xanatov-Thorngage, Keeper of the Wards says with a rough, Trollish accent, "That was required for all men in the world."

Sir Kardal Xanatov-Thorngage, Keeper of the Wards says with a rough, Trollish accent, "That being said, I have to go forge a rapier."

Your eyes sparkle with amusement.

Sir Kardal Xanatov-Thorngage, Keeper of the Wards says with a rough, Trollish accent, "My humblest apologies, I will be back shortly."

Kardal grovels in the dirt before you.

Kardal gives the world a smart salute.

I was a bit distracted by peeling an orange for my toddler, but this easily made my morning. Thanks for the laugh, @Kardal. 

Amanu

13:13:51 A monstrous bellow thunders across the Tundra as Oughlor, Guardian of Maklak, is unleashed.

13:15:35 A monstrous bellow thunders across the Tundra as Oughlor, Guardian of Maklak, is unleashed.

13:16:50 A monstrous bellow thunders across the Tundra as Oughlor, Guardian of Maklak, is unleashed.

Welp... I'm never going up there against three. Where's Maklak keeping them stored?