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  • God, @Jarrod, pls gag alertness. PLS.



  • Not on ur life brah.

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    Cascades of quicksilver light streak across the firmament as the celestial voice of Ourania intones, "Oh Jarrod..."

  • Kafziel said:

    Citizen                                                     Rank CT  Class
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    Vicar Kafziel                                                 4  On  Dragon

    Log in, see that I am the only person online in Mhaldor.. first instinct is that @Rangor must be raiding.

    Folding the Veil of reality, you bend your mighty will to seek out Aegoth.
    Nefarious Way.
    A noxious, red-hued fog overwhelms the area with a thick, palpable vapour. A runic totem is planted
    solidly in the ground. A nebulous water weird is here. The Celestial phoenix Milanaeus stands here,
    intently watching all movements.  Heavy swagger evident in his stance, Pathfinder Colgano
    LastGoodbye-Vorondil is here. His face is partially concealed beneath a raised hood. The Red Dragon
    Rangor's imposing form looms. The Silver Dragon Exelethril's imposing form looms. The Green Dragon
    Alrena's imposing form looms. Aegoth Yuridja-Keyte is here. He wields an elemental staff in his left
    hand and a dwarven battleaxe in his right. Sentinel Raven Aluciana Ebonheart-Shiva is here. She
    wields a raven-totemed redwood spear in her right hand. Agathon Corten is here.
    You see exits leading north, east, and south.

    You grow still and begin to silently pray for preservation of your soul while you are out of the
    land.



    Douchebag Mhaldor putting constables on STATIONARY so instead of chasing me into our group, they just sit there spamming summon. Haters.

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  • When you guys were poking us, I told Jhui we didn't have any veils and he took his off (awesome). But then like 40 people showed up, and there were only 5-6 of you, so I told him that and he was just like "no worries". When you guys are poking gates, we can't really just tell people not to come; defending is kinda mandatory in Targossas. Same for how when we raid we (try not to) complain when 400 people crush us (even though we get made fun of later for dying a lot. JARROD. LOOKING AT YOU JARROD. But I'm not going to name names.)


    That said, I :('d when Hirst brought 7 people to kill me in Delos and was like NOW YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS. 

     i'm a rebel

  • edited May 2014

    I wasn't laughing about the number of deaths :( I was enjoying my custom deathsight and number of kills! (Seriously I forget that kills in city raids are worth XP sometimes, I gained ~6% that raid alone)

    Also, does this mean I shouldn't apply to Mojushai now? >.>


    Also, totally worth:
    You see (more precisely than others) that your House Icon is at 100.0% power.


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    Cascades of quicksilver light streak across the firmament as the celestial voice of Ourania intones, "Oh Jarrod..."

  • edited May 2014
    No... stupid images, new forums not liking me today


  • Well that just made my day 100% better.


  • AmanuAmanu Forge Tree
    edited May 2014
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    Trying to do images from mobile is screwy...

  • edited May 2014
    Yeah, that fudger cheated, he had Iron Knuckles. How much did the clone me save up for those things?!

  • 5724h, 5810m, 24090e, 22534w cexkdb-(-57m, 1.0%)
    Narrowing your eyes, you squint off toward the west.
    Atop the battlements of the city wall.
    The stars twinkle in the clear night sky. A rune resembling a horse has been sketched into the
    ground here (raido: return location). Resting on the ground is a cube-shaped silver sigil. A runic
    totem is planted solidly in the ground. Perched upon the edge of the battlement, a statue of Tanris
    Rozzan stares sightlessly across the land. Mounted atop the battlement, a mighty wooden ballista
    points out over the gates. There are 5 Ashtani corsairs here. A small black cobra is flaring its
    hood here. Spreading its majestic golden wings, a giant eagle searches the ground with piercing eyes.
     Like a mountain against the wind, a storm bull is standing here, motionless. Muscles ripple beneath
    the shining coat of a black destrier. A stone gargoyle flies overhead on leathery, grey wings.
    Stretching its wings in an impressive display is an ebony pegasus, its dark coat absorbing the
    surrounding light. A black mamba slithers here. A silvered reindeer stands here with his antlers
    held proudly aloft. A fragile crystal spiderling skitters about. There are 5 cedar chairs with a
    covering of bright blue fabric here. Kohai Aquilora Straidthan, Ashuran Initiate is here. Beloved
    Primarch Kyrra Drac'Kal, the Storm Maiden is here, faint silver scales shimmering over her form.
    Sempai Datrius Neige, Hound of Ashtan is here.
    You can see no further.
    5724h, 5853m, 24075e, 22533w cexkdb-(+43m, 0.7%)

    Shit...I think that's the clone D: SOMEONE HELP ME. SOMEONE WARN @Kyrra!
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    Cascades of quicksilver light streak across the firmament as the celestial voice of Ourania intones, "Oh Jarrod..."

  • KyrraKyrra Australia

    Oh gods, oh gods, what do I do?! @Jarrod rescue me!

    (D.M.A.): Cooper says, "Kyrra is either the most innocent person in the world, or the girl who uses the most innuendo seemingly unintentionally but really on purpose."

  • Too late. You will be assimilated. One of us. One of us.

  • I just remembered I've seen @Kyrra die to her clone too...

    I'm never going to battlements again :(

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    Cascades of quicksilver light streak across the firmament as the celestial voice of Ourania intones, "Oh Jarrod..."

  • @Synbios Good sir, may I request a story about a clone version of myself taking my place?

  • Datrius said:
    Too late. You will be assimilated. One of us. One of us.

    I can't tell if that's Star Trek or Doctor Who. @Datrius, tell me, my good sir. D:

  • That was like a mixture, I haven't slept, don't judge me. Exterminate!

  • KlendathuKlendathu Eye of the Storm
    Ayleth said:
    Datrius said:
    Too late. You will be assimilated. One of us. One of us.

    I can't tell if that's Star Trek or Doctor Who. @Datrius, tell me, my good sir. D:

    Borg from ST:NG, definitely not Who


    Tharos, the Announcer of Delos shouts, "It's near the end of the egghunt and I still haven't figured out how to pronounce Clean-dat-hoo."
  • Klendathu said:
    Ayleth said:
    Datrius said:
    Too late. You will be assimilated. One of us. One of us.

    I can't tell if that's Star Trek or Doctor Who. @Datrius, tell me, my good sir. D:

    Borg from ST:NG, definitely not Who

    Cybermen of Doctor Who use the phrase 'You will be assimilated.' It was used directly in reference to Amy Pond in the episode 'The Pandorica Opens.'

    I am a major nerd.

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