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  • Delphinus said:
    @Krypton: Hah, yes.

    You open the door to the south.
    Brenn, the Innkeeper steps in front of the door and shakes his head, stating that the bedrooms are only available to the topmost members of the fellowship: Achaean Rangers.

    Here's the ironic part - you are now just one room away from getting Achaean Ranger, and that room is the bedroom.

  • edited October 2012
    @Synbios: But I'm at the rank beyond Achaean Ranger. That's the point. :/
  • You greet a rugged explorer with a sincere smile.
    A rugged explorer looks you over with an appraising eye.
    A rugged explorer says, "Ahh, a Worldwalker in the Fellowship of Explorers! Keep looking to the horizon, Delphinus, and you'll become a Questor of the Far Reaches like myself in no time."
    And maybe, if you study really hard, you might even become a smart scholar like him!
  • Penwize points an imperious finger at an orc archer.
    Blood begins to flow from an orc archer's pores.
    6991h, 4122m, 29226e, 17047w cexkdb-
    Penwize launches a powerful uppercut at an orc archer.
    He connects!
    6991h, 4122m, 29226e, 17047w cexkdb-
    Penwize launches a powerful uppercut at an orc archer.
    He connects!
    6991h, 4122m, 29226e, 17047w cexkdb-


    Remarkable both for the unorthodox combo, and for Penwize going a whole combo without a crit.

  • RuthRuth Singapore
    All shall join the unity (Mhaldor) in time!
    "Mummy, I'm hungry, but there's no one to eat! :C"

     

  • "I have managed the impossible. I have been slain by one of Sapience's weakest creatures. A tengu." - an excerpt from A Novice's Introduction to the Great Hunts by Fez
  • Mannimar said:
    "I have managed the impossible. I have been slain by one of Sapience's weakest creatures. A tengu." - an excerpt from A Novice's Introduction to the Great Hunts by Fez

    The rats are happy now that they no longer have that mark of shame on their kind. :D

  • Hey we get a few novices who die to those hyperactive-barely-10oz-wrens in Eastern Ithmia. Now that is what I call hilarious.
    "Faded away like the stars in the morning,
     Losing their light in the glorious sun,
     Thus would we pass from this earth and its toiling,
     Only remembered for what we have done."

  • Mannimar said:
    "I have managed the impossible. I have been slain by one of Sapience's weakest creatures. A tengu." - an excerpt from A Novice's Introduction to the Great Hunts by Fez
    Sounds pretty legit to me.


  • That's juts a dirty Dwarf wearing Atavian wings and stilts, @Delphinus.

    (shuddup it looks like the wings are attached to the harness sometimes)
  • Skills         Rank
    -------------  ------------
    Vision         Mythical
    Avoidance      Transcendent
    Tattoos        Virtuoso
    Survival       Transcendent
    Weaponry       Mythical
    Riding         Inept
    Seafaring      Capable
    Pranks         Transcendent
    Shindo         Transcendent
    Striking       Transcendent
    TwoArts        Transcendent

    Miniskills     Rank
    -------------  ------------
    Constitution   Inept
    Thermology     Inept
    Frost          Inept
    Antidotes      Inept
    Fitness        Transcendent
    Galvanism      Inept
    Philosophy     Adept
    InkMilling     Expert
    Gathering      Inept

    No ranks in any Seafaring specialisation.

    To see your abilities within each skill, type AB <Skill>.
    HELP <skill> to get more information on a skill.


    You say in a dispassionate voice, "How many Mhaldorians does it take to light a chandelier? Silence, 
    slave!"
    Yen slaps you.

    Alright, I had to laugh at this particular badjoke.

  • Hiroma has been consumed by the fires of a primal ember.
    |88%HP|100MP%|92%EP|85%WP|excdbk|40%XP|target:none|shin:|stance:mir|
    Numi has been consumed by the fires of a primal ember.
    |88%HP|100MP%|92%EP|85%WP|excdbk|40%XP|target:none|shin:|stance:mir|
    Deladan has been consumed by the fires of a primal ember.
    |88%HP|100MP%|92%EP|85%WP|excdbk|40%XP|target:none|shin:|stance:mir|
    Manifest has been consumed by the fires of a primal ember.
    |88%HP|100MP%|92%EP|85%WP|excdbk|40%XP|target:none|shin:|stance:mir|
    Penwize has been consumed by the fires of a primal ember.
    |88%HP|100MP%|92%EP|85%WP|excdbk|40%XP|target:none|shin:|stance:mir|

    ACE! PRIMAL EMBER PENTAKILL!

  • Seconds in the planning, worth every one.
    image
    Cascades of quicksilver light streak across the firmament as the celestial voice of Ourania intones, "Oh Jarrod..."

  • (Party): Jarrod says, "I want to test ember shit but I don't want to lose it."
    6361h, 5600m, 29980e, 22244w cexkdb-m
    Zephrinne has entered the area.
    ENTERED Zephrinne ENTERED
    6361h, 5600m, 29980e, 22244w cexkdb-m
    (Party): Jarrod says, "Mind if I borrow for a few min?"
    6361h, 5600m, 29980e, 22315w cexkdb-m
    Your mental reserves grow stronger and your willpower increases.
    6361h, 5600m, 29980e, 22394w cexkdb-m
    Zephrinne has left the area.
    LEFT Zephrinne LEFT
    6361h, 5590m, 29980e, 22465w cexkdb-m
    You snap your head up as you break your meditation.
    You give your primal ember to Jarrod, which glows brightly as you drop it into his hands.
    You feel the knowledge of Concoctions slip from your mind.
    You feel the knowledge of Pranks slip from your mind.
    6361h, 5580m, 29980e, 22463w cexkdb-m (-10m)
    Jarrod takes a drink from an aged bone vial.
    6361h, 5580m, 29980e, 22463w cexkdb-m
    Jarrod takes a drink from an aged bone vial.
    6361h, 5570m, 22330e, 22497w cexkdb-m (-10m)
    (Party): Jarrod says, "Also Tagg."
    6361h, 5550m, 22330e, 22529w cexkdb-m (-20m)
    Snareman has entered the area.
    ENTERED Snareman ENTERED
    6361h, 5540m, 22330e, 22545w cexkdb-m (-10m)
    Jarrod has been consumed by the fires of a primal ember.
    6361h, 5540m, 22330e, 22545w cexkdb-m
    (Party): You say, "Hope it kills you at least twice."
    6361h, 5540m, 22330e, 22545w cexkdb-m
    Snareman has left the area.
    LEFT Snareman LEFT
    6361h, 5530m, 22330e, 22561w cexkdb-m (-10m)
    (Party): You say, "..........."
    6361h, 5530m, 22330e, 22561w cexkdb-m
    (Party): Jarrod says, "Come E D NE NE NE."
    6361h, 5530m, 22330e, 22561w cexkdb-m
    (Party): Jarrod says, "Come E D NE NE NE."
    6361h, 5520m, 22330e, 22577w cexkdb-m (-10m)
    (Party): You say, "Wait what."

    goddamn love this thing
  • Can it stop killing me now that's it's done it twice? :(
    image
    Cascades of quicksilver light streak across the firmament as the celestial voice of Ourania intones, "Oh Jarrod..."

  • Skills         Rank
    -------------  ------------
    Vision         Fabled
    Avoidance      Expert
    Tattoos        Transcendent
    Survival       Transcendent
    Weaponry       Gifted
    Riding         Apprentice
    Groves         Transcendent
    Concoctions    Transcendent
    Elementalism   Transcendent
    Pranks         Mythical
    Striking       Mythical

    yeah……nah……
    "Faded away like the stars in the morning,
     Losing their light in the glorious sun,
     Thus would we pass from this earth and its toiling,
     Only remembered for what we have done."

  • edited October 2012
    The final blow proves too much for an axe-wielding dwarven patient, who expires pitifully.
    You have slain an axe-wielding dwarven patient, retrieving the corpse.
    A small pile of sovereigns spills from the corpse.
    A primal ember tumbles out of the corpse of an axe-wielding dwarven patient.
    3651h (87%), 3498m (100%), 78%e, 99%w 34% s db|e [Inmate]  (11:32:10.171)-
    A narrow corridor.
    A few wrappers are crumpled and tossed aside onto the ground. A pile of golden sovereigns twinkles and gleams.
    You see exits leading east and west.
    3651h (87%), 3498m (100%), 78%e, 100%w 34% s db|e [Inmate]  (11:32:11.166)-
    You bleed 56 health.
    3595h (86%), 3498m (100%), 78%e, 100%w 34% s db|e [Inmate]  (11:32:11.910)-(-56 Health)
    You have recovered balance on all limbs. (2.185s)
    3595h (86%), 3498m (100%), 78%e, 100%w 34% s db|ex [Inmate]  (11:32:12.356)-
    You pick up some gold sovereigns.
    3595h (86%), 3498m (100%), 78%e, 100%w 34% s db|ex [Inmate]  (11:32:12.621)-
    I see no "ember" to take.
    3595h (86%), 3498m (100%), 78%e, 100%w 34% s db|ex [Inmate]  (11:32:12.640)-

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  • Ormyrr (male Rajamala).
    He is 165 years old, having been born on the 9th of Glacian, 443 years after the
    fall of the Seleucarian Empire.
    He is unranked in Achaea.
    He is an extremely credible character.
    He is not known for acts of infamy.
    He is a Peasant in Hashan.
    He is considered to be approximately 20% of your might.
    His motto: 'What you don't know can hurt you.'
    See HONOURS DEEDS ORMYRR to view his 1 special honours.

    Doesn't look that scary...
  • edited October 2012
    A
  • Eld said:
    Ormyrr (male Rajamala).
    He is 165 years old, having been born on the 9th of Glacian, 443 years after the
    fall of the Seleucarian Empire.
    He is unranked in Achaea.
    He is an extremely credible character.
    He is not known for acts of infamy.
    He is a Peasant in Hashan.
    He is considered to be approximately 20% of your might.
    His motto: 'What you don't know can hurt you.'
    See HONOURS DEEDS ORMYRR to view his 1 special honours.

    Doesn't look that scary...
    a spy... damn hindsight is 20/20
  • 3862h, 3249m, 18775e, 15400w ex- 08:47:10.684readnews announce 3723
    ANNOUNCE NEWS #3723
    Date: 10/29/2012 at 0:36
    From: Tecton, the Terraformer
    To  : Everyone
    Subj: Great Hunt of 609

    The Great Hunt of 609AF has concluded! After 48 hours of gruelling
    competition, we're pleased to announce the following winners:

                    Sub-61        Sub-99         Open
                    ------        ------         ----
     1st (500cr)    Jovora        Raz            Penwize
     2nd (450cr)    Dullin        Torr           Logistics
     3rd (400cr)    Minami        Mako           Jhui
     4th (350cr)    Llestos       Emett          Mephaos
     5th (300cr)    Numi          Bluef          Tarvius
     6th (250cr)    Kesson        Traelor        Manifest
     7th (200cr)    Aina          Traxtin        Petrel
     8th (150cr)    Zorthral      Melodie        Antonius
    [Type MORE if you wish to continue reading. (56% shown)]
    3862h, 3249m, 18775e, 15400w ex- 08:47:18.554honors dullin
    There is no such person, I'm afraid.
    3862h, 3249m, 18775e, 15400w ex- 08:47:22.884

    :-S
  • That's what you get for hanging out in Shallam.

    And yes I've been watching you.

    While you sleep.
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