Memorable quotes

Delphinus

@Krypton: Hah, yes.

You open the door to the south.
Brenn, the Innkeeper steps in front of the door and shakes his head, stating that the bedrooms are only available to the topmost members of the fellowship: Achaean Rangers.

Synbios

Delphinus said:

@Krypton: Hah, yes.

You open the door to the south.
Brenn, the Innkeeper steps in front of the door and shakes his head, stating that the bedrooms are only available to the topmost members of the fellowship: Achaean Rangers.

Here's the ironic part - you are now just one room away from getting Achaean Ranger, and that room is the bedroom.

Delphinus

@Synbios: But I'm at the rank beyond Achaean Ranger. That's the point.

Iocun

You greet a rugged explorer with a sincere smile.
A rugged explorer looks you over with an appraising eye.
A rugged explorer says, "Ahh, a Worldwalker in the Fellowship of Explorers! Keep looking to the horizon, Delphinus, and you'll become a Questor of the Far Reaches like myself in no time."

And maybe, if you study really hard, you might even become a smart scholar like him!

Eld

Penwize points an imperious finger at an orc archer.
Blood begins to flow from an orc archer's pores.
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Penwize launches a powerful uppercut at an orc archer.
He connects!
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Penwize launches a powerful uppercut at an orc archer.
He connects!
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Remarkable both for the unorthodox combo, and for Penwize going a whole combo without a crit.

Synbios

Delphinus said:

@Synbios: But I'm at the rank beyond Achaean Ranger. That's the point.

Maybe they don't allow overqualified explorers.

Sohl

Yeah Delphinus. Accomplish less.

Arador

You have the equivalent of a Doctorate, now you are unemployable.

Sherazad

(Hatchlings): REDACTED says, "Walk in Strength."

(Hatchlings): REDACTED says, "Uh." (Hatchlings): REDACTED says, "I mean goodbye."

Someone doesn't know how to alt.

Oceana

You break a crunchy cookie in half and pull out a tiny slip of paper from inside. You pop the cookie
into your mouth, and only then do you look at the fortune. "It's all right to get butterflies in
your stomach, just don't let Vellis see you," you read aloud.

Ruth

All shall join the unity (Mhaldor) in time!

Mannimar

"I have managed the impossible. I have been slain by one of Sapience's weakest creatures. A tengu." - an excerpt from A Novice's Introduction to the Great Hunts by Fez

Synbios

Mannimar said:

"I have managed the impossible. I have been slain by one of Sapience's weakest creatures. A tengu." - an excerpt from A Novice's Introduction to the Great Hunts by Fez

The rats are happy now that they no longer have that mark of shame on their kind.

Wysteria

Hey we get a few novices who die to those hyperactive-barely-10oz-wrens in Eastern Ithmia. Now that is what I call hilarious.

Delphinus

Mannimar said:

"I have managed the impossible. I have been slain by one of Sapience's weakest creatures. A tengu." - an excerpt from A Novice's Introduction to the Great Hunts by Fez

Sounds pretty legit to me.

Tahquil

That's juts a dirty Dwarf wearing Atavian wings and stilts, @Delphinus.

(shuddup it looks like the wings are attached to the harness sometimes)

Synbios

Skills         Rank

-------------  ------------

Vision         Mythical

Avoidance      Transcendent

Tattoos        Virtuoso

Survival       Transcendent

Weaponry       Mythical

Riding         Inept

Seafaring      Capable

Pranks         Transcendent

Shindo         Transcendent

Striking       Transcendent

TwoArts        Transcendent

Miniskills     Rank

-------------  ------------

Constitution   Inept

Thermology     Inept

Frost          Inept

Antidotes      Inept

Fitness        Transcendent

Galvanism      Inept

Philosophy     Adept

InkMilling     Expert

Gathering      Inept

No ranks in any Seafaring specialisation.

To see your abilities within each skill, type AB <Skill>.

HELP <skill> to get more information on a skill.

You say in a dispassionate voice, "How many Mhaldorians does it take to light a chandelier? Silence, 

slave!"

Yen slaps you.

Alright, I had to laugh at this particular badjoke.

Synbios

Hiroma has been consumed by the fires of a primal ember.

|88%HP|100MP%|92%EP|85%WP|excdbk|40%XP|target:none|shin:|stance:mir|

Numi has been consumed by the fires of a primal ember.

|88%HP|100MP%|92%EP|85%WP|excdbk|40%XP|target:none|shin:|stance:mir|

Deladan has been consumed by the fires of a primal ember.

|88%HP|100MP%|92%EP|85%WP|excdbk|40%XP|target:none|shin:|stance:mir|

Manifest has been consumed by the fires of a primal ember.

|88%HP|100MP%|92%EP|85%WP|excdbk|40%XP|target:none|shin:|stance:mir|

Penwize has been consumed by the fires of a primal ember.

|88%HP|100MP%|92%EP|85%WP|excdbk|40%XP|target:none|shin:|stance:mir|

ACE! PRIMAL EMBER PENTAKILL!

Tagg

(Party): Jarrod says, "What happened to Ashtan's giant ember?"
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Jarrod suddenly inhales deeply.
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Your mental reserves grow stronger and your willpower increases.
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Your mental reserves grow stronger and your willpower increases.
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Nieelensars has entered the area.
ENTERED Nieelensars ENTERED
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Jenyfer has entered the area.
ENTERED Jenyfer ENTERED
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Your mental reserves grow stronger and your willpower increases.
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You snap your head up as you break your meditation.
(Party): You say, "Sup."
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You close your eyes, bow your head, and empty your mind of all thought.
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Arua has been slain by the might of a goblin zombie.
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The primal ember in your hands explodes in a fountain of searing energy, consuming you whole.
As the flames lick over your body, flesh cracks and muscles char. Waves of exruciating agony wash
over you until, with a sense of relief and dread, they consume your nerves themselves and leave you
succumbing to the numbness of death.
Your starburst tattoo flares as the world is momentarily tinted red.
A hawthorn berry falls out of your inventory.
You feel the knowledge of Elementalism slip from your mind.
You feel the knowledge of Voicecraft slip from your mind.
A primal ember falls out of your inventory.
A bloodroot leaf falls out of your inventory.
A group of 2 bloodroot leaves falls out of your inventory.
Some bayberry bark falls out of your inventory.
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(Party): Jarrod says, "Oh there it is!"

Asshole knew exactly what he was doing.

Jarrod

Seconds in the planning, worth every one.

Tagg

(Party): Jarrod says, "I want to test ember shit but I don't want to lose it."
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Zephrinne has entered the area.
ENTERED Zephrinne ENTERED
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(Party): Jarrod says, "Mind if I borrow for a few min?"
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Your mental reserves grow stronger and your willpower increases.
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Zephrinne has left the area.
LEFT Zephrinne LEFT
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You snap your head up as you break your meditation.
You give your primal ember to Jarrod, which glows brightly as you drop it into his hands.
You feel the knowledge of Concoctions slip from your mind.
You feel the knowledge of Pranks slip from your mind.
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Jarrod takes a drink from an aged bone vial.
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Jarrod takes a drink from an aged bone vial.
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(Party): Jarrod says, "Also Tagg."
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Snareman has entered the area.
ENTERED Snareman ENTERED
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Jarrod has been consumed by the fires of a primal ember.
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(Party): You say, "Hope it kills you at least twice."
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Snareman has left the area.
LEFT Snareman LEFT
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(Party): You say, "..........."
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(Party): Jarrod says, "Come E D NE NE NE."
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(Party): Jarrod says, "Come E D NE NE NE."
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(Party): You say, "Wait what."

goddamn love this thing

Jarrod

Can it stop killing me now that's it's done it twice?

Wysteria

Skills         Rank
-------------  ------------
Vision         Fabled
Avoidance      Expert
Tattoos        Transcendent
Survival       Transcendent
Weaponry       Gifted
Riding         Apprentice
Groves         Transcendent
Concoctions    Transcendent
Elementalism   Transcendent
Pranks         Mythical
Striking       Mythical

yeah……nah……

Synbios

@Tagg and @Jarrod: I bet the final event is a big game of hot-potato with a 1000 pound ember. 

Han-Tolneth: So, this ember is large enough to destroy either Sapience, or that planet-whose-name-escapes-me-because-it's-inhabited-by-the-jerks-who-killed-my-battle-buddy. I don't really care which one blows up, but you guys should really decide, mmkay?

Ormyrr: On second thought, we think you Sapients need it.

Sapients: I think the ormyrr need it more. Here you go. -gives ember to ormyrr-

Ormyrr: No, no, you fleshlings clearly need it more. -hands ember back-

Sapients: Nonsense, you're dragonlings and all. -hands ember back-

Ormyrr: No, you take it.

Sapients: One potato.

Ormyrr: Two potato.

Sapients: Three potato.

Ormyrr: Four!

Sapients: Five potato

Ormyrr: Six potato

Sapients: Seven potato

Ormyrr: More!

Sapients: MY.

Ormyrr: MOTHER.

Sapients: YOUR.

Ormyrr: MOTHER.

Sapients: LIVED

Ormyrr: ACROSS

Sapients: THE

Ormyrr: LAKE

Sapients: -shrugging- Fine. We'll keep it then.

Ormyrr: What? Just like that?

Sapients: You don't want it, we understand. We'll just use its power instead.

Ormyrr: Are you stupid, fleshlings? We want that power! Gimme that! -grabs mega-ember-

Sapients: Fine, keep it. -exits through portal back to their own planet-

Ormyrr: MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA...wait.

*The Ormyrr show this expression before blowing up into ludicrous gibs:

Rajan

The final blow proves too much for an axe-wielding dwarven patient, who expires pitifully.
You have slain an axe-wielding dwarven patient, retrieving the corpse.
A small pile of sovereigns spills from the corpse.
A primal ember tumbles out of the corpse of an axe-wielding dwarven patient.
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A narrow corridor.
A few wrappers are crumpled and tossed aside onto the ground. A pile of golden sovereigns twinkles and gleams.
You see exits leading east and west.
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You bleed 56 health.
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You have recovered balance on all limbs. (2.185s)
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You pick up some gold sovereigns.
3595h (86%), 3498m (100%), 78%e, 100%w 34% s db|ex [Inmate]  (11:32:12.621)-
I see no "ember" to take.
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Eld

Ormyrr (male Rajamala).
He is 165 years old, having been born on the 9th of Glacian, 443 years after the
fall of the Seleucarian Empire.
He is unranked in Achaea.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is not known for acts of infamy.
He is a Peasant in Hashan.
He is considered to be approximately 20% of your might.
His motto: 'What you don't know can hurt you.'
See HONOURS DEEDS ORMYRR to view his 1 special honours.

Doesn't look that scary...

Vaehl

A

Mannimar

Eld said:

Ormyrr (male Rajamala).
He is 165 years old, having been born on the 9th of Glacian, 443 years after the
fall of the Seleucarian Empire.
He is unranked in Achaea.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is not known for acts of infamy.
He is a Peasant in Hashan.
He is considered to be approximately 20% of your might.
His motto: 'What you don't know can hurt you.'
See HONOURS DEEDS ORMYRR to view his 1 special honours.

Doesn't look that scary...

a spy... damn hindsight is 20/20

Maht

3862h, 3249m, 18775e, 15400w ex- 08:47:10.684readnews announce 3723
ANNOUNCE NEWS #3723
Date: 10/29/2012 at 0:36
From: Tecton, the Terraformer
To  : Everyone
Subj: Great Hunt of 609

The Great Hunt of 609AF has concluded! After 48 hours of gruelling
competition, we're pleased to announce the following winners:

                Sub-61        Sub-99         Open
                ------        ------         ----
 1st (500cr)    Jovora        Raz            Penwize
 2nd (450cr)    Dullin        Torr           Logistics
 3rd (400cr)    Minami        Mako           Jhui
 4th (350cr)    Llestos       Emett          Mephaos
 5th (300cr)    Numi          Bluef          Tarvius
 6th (250cr)    Kesson        Traelor        Manifest
 7th (200cr)    Aina          Traxtin        Petrel
 8th (150cr)    Zorthral      Melodie        Antonius
[Type MORE if you wish to continue reading. (56% shown)]
3862h, 3249m, 18775e, 15400w ex- 08:47:18.554honors dullin
There is no such person, I'm afraid.
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:-S

Tvistor

That's what you get for hanging out in Shallam.

And yes I've been watching you.

While you sleep.