Memorable quotes

Dunn

Fitz gotta work on his scary facade, obviously.

Isia

@Fitz

Tekk

Wysteria said:

2013/11/14 02:11:46 - Christ will now be known as Aedul.

Found him -_-

He's a jerk too. 

Wysteria

Tekk said:

Wysteria said:

2013/11/14 02:11:46 - Christ will now be known as Aedul.

Found him -_-

He's a jerk too. 

The joys of never seeing many people during my timezone ^______^

Penwize

Wysteria said:

Tekk said:

Wysteria said:

2013/11/14 02:11:46 - Christ will now be known as Aedul.

Found him -_-

He's a jerk too. 

The joys of never seeing many people during my timezone ^______^

Your timezone makes me sad.

Tharvis

Penwize said:

Wysteria said:

Tekk said:

Wysteria said:

2013/11/14 02:11:46 - Christ will now be known as Aedul.

Found him -_-

He's a jerk too. 

The joys of never seeing many people during my timezone ^______^

Your timezone makes me sad.

and that is why I love my timezone! Half the time nobody's around so I can go bash anywhere I want, the other half of the time EVERYBODY is around!

Exelethril

Typical conversation with the text-dad  #-o

You tell Micaelis, "Hmm, spar me in the arena?"

Micaelis tells you, "I kill yo face."

You tell Micaelis, "Old man!"

---------

You say in a soft, focused voice, "You're a terrible dad, you know?"

Micaelis says in a clear voice, "I'm a great dad."

You say in a soft, focused voice, "Nopes."

Micaelis says in a clear voice, "Why don't you leave Cyrene."

Micaelis says in a clear voice, "It's preetty lame."

You say in a soft, focused voice, "It's nice and peaceful!"

You say in a soft, focused voice, "You people should learn to get along."

Micaelis says in a clear voice, "Peaceful is boring."

Micaelis says in a clear voice, "Getting along is boring."

You say in a soft, focused voice, "True, combat can be fun at times."

You say in a soft, focused voice, "I like the culture there though."

Micaelis snorts arrogantly.

Micaelis says in a clear voice, "Such a loser."

You say in a soft, focused voice, "You aren't even part of a city."

"Hmph!" you snort.

Micaelis says in a clear voice, "Shush."

Micaelis says in a clear voice, "I do what I want."

Melodie

That's so Micaelis, it hurts.

Makes me glad to know Mel's not the only with a lame dad! :P

Hasar

I have the lamest dad of all.

@Dunn ' s truenames don't even hurt.

(Jkplsdaddon'thurtme)

Arditi

Hasar said:

I have the lamest dad of all.

@Dunn ' s truenames don't even hurt.

(Jkplsdaddon'thurtme)

At least you have a dad.

On the plus side, it allows all of Sapience to refer to me as "that bastard Nagaraja" without a hint of malice.

Kyrra

I always wanted a real daddy

Instead I can pretend I was fathered by a wealthy prince in a faraway kingdom that has lots of totems.

Jonathin

lol Mosr's dad is Rexak.

Enough said.

Arador

Kyrra said:

I always wanted a real daddy

Instead I can pretend I was fathered by a wealthy prince in a faraway kingdom that has lots of totems.

Or at least one....*cough*

Achilles

Kyrra said:

I always wanted a real daddy

Instead I can pretend I was fathered by a wealthy prince in a faraway kingdom that has lots of totems.

I'll bloodline you if you move to Targossas.

Skye

My daddy is the best daddy.

Kinilan

Skye said:

My daddy is the best daddy.

What the what?

Mishgul

Kinilan is a terrible doctor

Daslin

My dad could beat your dad up, and your mom wears combat boots!

Dunn

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.

Synbios

Arditi said:

Hasar said:

I have the lamest dad of all.

@Dunn ' s truenames don't even hurt.

(Jkplsdaddon'thurtme)

At least you have a dad.

On the plus side, it allows all of Sapience to refer to me as "that bastard Nagaraja" without a hint of malice.

One time, my proteges talked to me about my bloodline:

abridged version

Proteges: Mr. Synbios, Mr. Synbios!

Synbios: Yes, padawans?

Proteges: We looked at your bloodline and it was woefully empty!

Synbios: Why, yes. Yes it is.

Proteges: Mr. Synbios, Mr. Synbios!

Synbios: Yes, little blades?

Proteges: Why don't you have any family?

Synbios: Hm, let's see. Probably because I'm not interested anymore in discovering my lineage. Or I'm already close to hitting 300. Or I don't want to get embroiled in family drama. Or MAYBE I WAS NOT BORN LIKE MOST MORTALS - MAYBE I WAS SPRUNG FORTH FROM THE VERY SOIL OF LOOM ISLAND AS AN ADULT, FULLY ROBED AND READY TO FACE THE WORLD WITH DEATH IN MY EYES, MY HANDS BLOODIED WITH THE GUTS OF THE FIRST GOBLIN THAT DARED TO CROSS ME, AND MY LEGS KNEE-DEEP IN THE BONES OF A THOUSAND UNFORTUNATE ZOMBIES!

Proteges: Oooooh.

-silence follows-

Proteges: ...

Synbios: ...

Proteges: ...

Synbios: ...

Proteges: Mr. Synbios, Mr. Synbios!

Synbios: Yes, young grasshoppers?

Proteges: Can you adopt us?

Synbios: No.

Daslin

Is there someone else up there we can talk to?

Anaidiana

No, now go away or I will taunt you a second time. 

Jonathin

(Party): Sothantos says, "I'm fining you if I see a missed axekick."

I laughed.

Melodie

Adventures with @Halos, part one. Scene: Targossas, after a raid on Mhaldor.

A soulspear comes speeding in from the north and strikes Carmell!

Halos, riding a giant tortoise, arrives from the north.

Purifier Halos Vorondil, Caefir Priest says, "Did it work?"

Halos scoops up a soulspear.

Halos frowns at a soulspear.

Micaelis says in a clear voice, "The hell."

Micaelis attempts to stifle his amusement but cannot help laughing aloud.

You say with a flowing, cultured accent, "Did you just."

Micaelis says in a clear voice, "Where did you get a soulspear."

"What?" Halos asks curiously.

Purifier Halos Vorondil, Caefir Priest says, "I."

You look confused and say with a flowing, cultured accent, "Try to use a Necromantic spear on Carmell?"

Purifier Halos Vorondil, Caefir Priest says, "Found it."

You stare implacably at Halos.

Purifier Halos Vorondil, Caefir Priest says, "Rolling around on the floor."

Micaelis says in a clear voice, "Really."

Purifier Halos Vorondil, Caefir Priest says, "In the black cathedral."

You say to Halos with a flowing, cultured accent, "You tried to -impale her-!"

Purifier Halos Vorondil, Caefir Priest says, "So it didn't work?"

Micaelis says in a clear voice, "It didn't work."

Purifier Halos Vorondil, Caefir Priest says, "Terrible."

Halos, riding a giant tortoise, leaves to the west.

You look up into the air for divine inspiration.

You whisper to Carmell with a flowing, cultured accent, "Run."

Carmell looks about herself suspiciously.

A nearly invisible magical shield forms around Carmell.

You say to Carmell with a flowing, cultured accent, "Halos is trying to impale you."

You say to Carmell with a flowing, cultured accent, "With his spear."

Halos, riding a giant tortoise, appears, a look of love in his eyes.

A massive, translucent hammer rises out of Halos's tattoo and smashes Carmell's magical shield.

Halos throws a soulspear at Carmell, but it does little more than startle her.

Halos scoops up a soulspear.

Purifier Halos Vorondil, Caefir Priest says, "How does one operate a weapon of this infernal make?"

Draqoom Van Helsing asks with a heavy Ulangi accent, "May I see it?"

Halos narrows his eyes at Draqoom in an unnerving manner.

Halos gives a soulspear to Draqoom.

Draqoom Van Helsing says with a heavy Ulangi accent, "I have some experience in those."

Draqoom leaves to the west.

Micaelis says in a clear voice, "But you require the soulspear ability to actually throw it with enough daemonic force to propel it through my lovely fiance's face."

Purifier Halos Vorondil, Caefir Priest says, "I probably lack that."

Micaelis nods his head emphatically.

Draqoom arrives from the west.

Draqoom Van Helsing says with a heavy Ulangi accent, "It refuses me."

Draqoom gives a soulspear to Halos.

Purifier Halos Vorondil, Caefir Priest asks, "What did you try to do with it?"

Purifier Halos Vorondil, Caefir Priest asks, "Eat it?"

You blink.

Purifier Halos Vorondil, Caefir Priest says, "I know those necromancers have strange diets."

Draqoom Van Helsing says with a heavy Ulangi accent, "Tried to throw it."

Draqoom Van Helsing says with a heavy Ulangi accent, "Thought maybe my old necromancy might have some sway on it. I was wrong."

Draqoom Van Helsing says with a heavy Ulangi accent, "It can tell I am not its master."

Halos gets down on one knee and, while holding forth a soulspear, declares his eternal love for Draqoom, and asks him to marry him.

You blink confoundedly before quietly uttering, "What."

Purifier Halos Vorondil, Caefir Priest says, "Wait. WAit."

Purifier Halos Vorondil, Caefir Priest says, "Don't agree to that. I was just--."

Halos stands up.

Halos hurls a soulspear west.

Draqoom flutters his eyelashes at Halos.

You say to Halos with a flowing, cultured accent, "What in the name of the Garden is wrong with you?"

Purifier Halos Vorondil, Caefir Priest says, "It's gone. Too late."

:-O

Tesha

Melvin is going to beat Draqoom's ass so bad, trying to steal his man.

Carmell

So bad that I was not really paying attention was trying to fix food for the family came back to see he'd done this. Darn Targossians that have been spending time beating on me while I stand around in Targossas. Ordermates, Citymates, fiancé's  I mean really?

Lucine

A small bit of background on this quote.  We had a few break ins at the Sylvan Househall a few (almost seven) years ago.  I'm sure everyone heard about it, especially with the MC crystal attack.  Because of that, I hadn't gone down to the stockroom for awhile.  But, when I did, I got this note:



Sylvans,

I noticed that your stockroom was unbearably cluttered and untidy. I have since taken the liberty of cleaning and organizing it. As you can now see, the stockroom is now pristine, and I expect it to stay that way for some time.

I can't always be around to clean up after you--I am hardly your mother. Please try to keep your spaces more organized. After all, the amount of devotion you spend to organization and cleanliness is a direct reflection of your leadership and the strength of your people.

In Suffering,

Auditor Arditi Nithilar

I could almost stand getting stolen from more often if it came with notes like this!

Draqoom

Tesha said:

Melvin is going to beat Draqoom's ass so bad, trying to steal his man.

@Melvin

Eld

2013/11/18 01:38:56 - Valinta has been slain by the might of a Ulangian death slug.

:O

Synbios

(Market): Bronislav says, "The Magic Serpent! Venom vials so cheap you'll think a Serpent's been 

abducted! (Help.) NE, N from Cyrene's Subdivision!"