Memorable quotes

Synbios

Mishgul said:

I once killed 80 people with nothing but a USB stick, a pair of beats by dr. dre that i stole from my sister, and a cardboard cutout of lindsey lohan

I demolished the Spire of Torment - and 200 guards in the process - one time using a death-ray constructed out of a ring, some aluminum foil, Mhaldorian prison food(made out of organically-grown prisoners) and a paper bag with "Pentharian is my co-pilot" written on it.

Echald

Mishgul said:

one day everyone (including Achilles) will realise that numbers mean diddly doodly squat shi- in any context.

why are you burning my accountant soul catmain why

Jiraishin

@Synbios you should never have taken that link out of your sig, I don't care if the post is from different forums now.

Synbios

Jiraishin said:

@Synbios you should never have taken that link out of your sig, I don't care if the post is from different forums now.

Can't even find it, for some reason. 

Vayne

I assume @Roroan that by saying he only had two "combatants" with him he meant that only Seftin and Proficy were competent combatants. The rest of the Mhaldorians buzzing around were not much threat. We certainly had the advantage, but I do not think we were misusing it by being a bit cautious. I had fun with it, it was all the combat I got having to work during the CTF.

Jiraishin

@Synbios You likely can't find it because I stole it.

Tesha

You say to Santar in a demure voice, "You should help me in culture when you join Targossas."

Choose from the following options:

 - TELL MAHMOUD I would like to stable a mount

 - TELL MAHMOUD I would like to pay boarding fees

 - TELL MAHMOUD I want to see my boarding status

 - TELL MAHMOUD I want to retrieve my mount.

(

Shunsui

Achilles succumbs to fatal wounds struck by a Blackstone swordsman's expert bladework. - uh oh!

After placing small crystals of salt at various points on the corpse of Achilles, you channel 

alchemical energy through the body. The corpse's eyes open wide as Achilles, now restored to life, 

takes a sudden, deep breath.- I'm helping!

Twirling her sword through the air, a Blackstone swordsman slashes into Achilles with sharpened 

steel. At once, blood begins to pour from the gaping wound.

Achilles has been slain by a Blackstone swordsman. - maybe not

A kola nut falls from Achilles's corpse.

Some bayberry bark falls from Achilles's corpse.

Dunn

Carmell

Shunsui said:

Achilles succumbs to fatal wounds struck by a Blackstone swordsman's expert bladework. - uh oh!

After placing small crystals of salt at various points on the corpse of Achilles, you channel 

alchemical energy through the body. The corpse's eyes open wide as Achilles, now restored to life, 

takes a sudden, deep breath.- I'm helping!

Twirling her sword through the air, a Blackstone swordsman slashes into Achilles with sharpened 

steel. At once, blood begins to pour from the gaping wound.

Achilles has been slain by a Blackstone swordsman. - maybe not

A kola nut falls from Achilles's corpse.

Some bayberry bark falls from Achilles's corpse.

pacify the guards first silly boy.

Synbios

Jiraishin said:

@Synbios You likely can't find it because I stole it.

@Jiraishin: Pretty sure I didn't own a Tanris log or anything of that sort.

Jiraishin

Tecton, the Terraformer says, "After endless months of battling, quizzing, and shenanigans, one mortal stands above the rest."

 

Tecton, the Terraformer faces Tanris with a severe look.

 

Tecton, the Terraformer shouts, "Congratulations, Tanris! Your strength and wit have triumphed where others have failed. You are now the bearer of the Staff of Nicator!"

 

-cue shouts of woot and congrats and die heretic-

 

Tecton, the Terraformer says to Tanris, "Stretch out your hand."

 

Tanris stretches languidly.

 

Tanris coughs.

 

Tanris stretches out his left hand towards Tecton.

 

Specks of light begin to descend from the sky, resting down on Tanris's hand.

 

A pulse of dark energy begins to emanate from the ground at Tanris's feet, opening a rift before him.

 

The tip of a staff emerges from the dark rift.

 

Tecton, the Terraformer says, "Reach out and take hold of your destiny. Your ascendance is now complete."

 

Grasping the Staff of Nicator by the tip, Tanris gives a mighty pull, freeing the artefact from the grasp of the rift.

 

Tanris says, "The power...I am about to feel the mighty strength of ages..."

 

Tanris raises the staff high, his eyes expectant for some sign.

 

Tanris says, "Power, unlimited power!!!...Anytime now..."

 

Tanris blinks.

 

Tanris says, "I think I feel something in my gut. Anyone else feeling the power? Anyone?"

 

The laughing voice of Maya rings through the air, saying, "Haven't you realized it yet, Tanris? The Staff does not hold power at all! The power of the Staff was within you all along!"

 

Tanris blinks.

 

Tanris says, "I see. Well, thank you Lord Tecton and Lady Maya!"

 

-meanwhile-

 

(Market): Tanris says, "Paying for the services of a Necromancer."

 

-several Vivisection-related deaths later-

 

In a bloody grove.

There are 75 remains of Tanris are here, impaled by a bone, with a note that says, "This is the fate of all those who dare to cross Necromancer."

Tanris is here. Necromancer is here. Exasperated Grove-user is here.

There are exits to the south.

 

Tanris says, "Well, found it yet?"

 

Necromancer says, "Yeah, no. Still haven't found it."

 

Tanris says, "Well, keep looking for it! The real Staff of Nicator's hidden in my body somewhere."

Synbios

Oh man, I remember that. 

Wait, have you been logging all of my forum posts for the past few years?

ARE YOU ONE OF THOSE ELDRITCH ABOMINATION HUNTERS THAT ARE STALKING ME, LIKE MY CO-WORKER?

Jiraishin

I have a Synbios dossier word document.

I promise you it's not -that- extensive.

Turoi

Was approached by Bydar and talked with him a bit at NoT. I thought this was worth quoting:


Bydar, a garish-looking trader says, "I have been many years away from the mainland."

Silver sparks dance across the heavens as the dazzling orb of the sun rushes past Achaea's three rings, the second
brilliantly coruscating at its passing.

You say to Bydar, a garish-looking trader in a smooth, modulated voice, "It's the same, more or less, depending on when you
last visited."

Bydar, a garish-looking trader says, "Well, I must say. I recently heard the news about that southern city. Bad turn there."

You utter a deep, rumbling laugh.

Bydar, a garish-looking trader leans forward and lowers his voice to a low whisper.

You say in a smooth, modulated voice, "Good riddance."

Bydar, a garish-looking trader says, "Do you think they all drown, Turoi?"

Shalar arrives from the southeast.

Grasping the hilt of Phantom Wyvern, Shalar faces you, and performs a simple, respectful bow.

You say to Bydar, a garish-looking trader in a smooth, modulated voice, "Rats can swim, peddler."

Synbios

And carry leptospirosis.

Eld

ANNOUNCE NEWS #3923
Date: 08/05/2013 at 17:59
From: Tecton, the Terraformer
To : Everyone
Subj: Occultist Classlead Changes

We're pleased to announce the release of our Occultist classlead updates! This is a pretty major overhaul, with many fundamental changes to the class play style. The details are as follows:

Occultism
=========
* The INSTILL ability has been added.
* Loneliness has been added to the pool of afflictions for WHISPERINGMADNESS.
* READAURA has been tweaked to show a count of physical and mental afflictions on the target.

Domination
==========
* HANGEDMAN tarot has been removed from TAROTLINK.
* DOPPLEGANGER SEEK now requires the target be in line-of-sight.
* Entities are no longer passive additions to the occultist arsenal; commanding them now uses a shared "entity balance". The balance cost of commanding your entities is modified by the Occultist's intellect.
* The individual powers of most chaos minions have been changed to be more functional and useful.
* SKYRAX will cast down flying adventurers.
* RIXIL will double the cooldown period of the next focus ability.
* EERION (*) will shatter the shields of your opponent.
* ARCTAR will explode on command, shielding the occultist for a short time.
* SCRAG afflicts foes with a physical affliction.
* PYRADIUS will transform your target's physical afflictions into mental ones.
* PALPATAR will increase the action time of the next speed/haste sip.
* NIN'KHARSAG will obscure random curing messages on your foe.
* NEMESIS will afflict foes with a mental affliction.
* BUUL will randomly strip a defence from the target.
* CADMUS will add a new affliction to those laden with physical ailments.
* DANAEUS will afflict your target with a mental affliction.
* LYCANTHA will attack the very health of your enemy.
* HECATE will curse the addled-minded.
* GOLGOTHA will now bestow his blessing upon the Occultist, fortifying their minions.

(*) Operates on balance/equilibrium/independent balance.

Tarot
=====
* HANGEDMAN and AEON cannot be flung when off entity balance.
* Entities cannot be commanded while off balance from AEON or HANGEDMAN tarot.

:O

Blujixapug

yo what the f happened to pit

Rangor

oh snap. No more pit.

Tesha

I am going to ban jesters from Targossas if that was just a cleverly coordinated hocuspocus.

Arditi

Tesha said:

I am going to ban jesters from Targossas if that was just a cleverly coordinated hocuspocus.

Better ban bards, that could have been a series of well coordinated preludes.

Does any other class have Arrowcatch?

Bambizlo

Asmodron

no more being pummeled by entities? Life just wont be the same anymore

Turoi

Sorry, @Riley. I just HAD to:


Riley, riding an alabaster pegasus, arrives from the west.

Riley nods his head at you.

Riley nods his head at you.

Riley nods his head at you.

Riley nods his head at you.

Riley nods his head at you.

Riley nods his head at you.

Riley nods his head at you.

Riley nods his head at you.

Riley nods his head at you.

Riley nods his head at you.

Riley sticks his tongue out and says, "Ack."

You blink.

You utter a deep, rumbling laugh.

Riley mutters discontentedly.

You say to Riley in a smooth, modulated voice, "Careful of brain damage, Deacon."

You tap your nose knowingly at Riley.

Riley says in an apathetic voice, "Aye, my days of head banging are far behind."



)

Echald

Could it be a troll? YOU be the judge.

 

(Newbie): Kagemaster says, "Am I able to sell my robe?"

(Newbie): Juliet says, "Not to a shop, no."

(Newbie): Hendrov says, "Oi watsup."

(Newbie): Hendrov says, "Im new as fuk."

(Newbie): Hendrov says, "Help im too new to understan dis game."

(Newbie): Juliet says, "Hendrov, I am happy to assist you in TELLS."

(Newbie): Hendrov says, "Ok , can i have some gold pls."

(Newbie): Hendrov says, "Im a dwarf."

(Newbie): Hendrov says, "We are notorious for our profanity ."

(Newbie): Hendrov says, "And our love for malt biit."

(Newbie): Juliet says, "Hendrov, please keep this channel open for newbie questions - it is not a
conversation channel. I am happy to continue to assist you in TELLs."

(Newbie): Hendrov says, "Dont bother , I'm out FUCK THIS SHIT. there u go ."

(Newbie): Talea says, ":(."

Eld

Echald said:

Could it be a troll? YOU be the judge.

 

No, it's a dwarf. It said so right there.

Kyrra

@Mizik takes you by the hand, draws you into him, and whispers, "I love you."

The way to a man's heart.. involves lots and lots of..

Antonius

@Kyrra: Considering your usual posts, I'm going to guess wood.

Synbios

...Totems?

Inks? On totems?

Come now, @Kyrra, don't keep us guessing.

Lianca

My bet is on inks.