Memorable quotes

Eld

Bonko said:

[1/08/13 11:35:55 AM] Earionduil: (The A Team): You say, "Icaru been killing our city denizens.

(The A Team): You say, "Should we unleash the krak-- bonko?"

(The A Team): Dunn says, "Please no."

(The A Team): Dunn says, "I'll tell him not to."

[1/08/13 11:36:01 AM] Earionduil: lol

[1/08/13 11:36:32 AM] Earionduil: they know you're the boss of denizen killing rofl

[1/08/13 11:36:45 AM] Earionduil: (The A Team): Dunn says, "Icaru tells you, "Okay.""

Pretty sure it's clear which one's me and which one's Icaru.

I agree with Jules.

Icaru

...lol

Seldin

That awkward moment when...

Mishgul

I kill denizens every day. It is how i got to dragon.

Zii

Vayne said:

PUBLIC NEWS #19280
Date: 07/31/2013 at 17:37
From: Aarashi Rasul Bahtell Muk'tar, Deacon of Celestia
To : Ambassador Hiroma Moliuvia, Iron Chancellor
Subj: Re: Innocence

That is not what I said at all. And had you taken some time to understand what I said, you wouldn't have made such a fool of yourself in such a public manner. Your logic is so full of holes that it holds no water. Return to your fortress of sand, you weak minded buffoon.

Devoted to Good,

Deacon of Celestia Bahtell Muk'tar

You know what does hold water though?

Dunn

Bonko, ima let u finnish but Targossas best PvErs of all time.

Santar

You forgot to tell him that you were really happy for him.

Xli

General log for the City of Ashtan:

2013/08/02 02:00:02 - Credits: +6. Reason: Citizen purchase.

2013/08/02 04:06:58 - Bonko slew Jael, the Tsol'aa masseuse.

2013/08/02 04:07:22 - Bonko slew Aiden, a Tsol'aa masseur.

2013/08/02 11:50:29 - Bonko slew Abrecan, the Magistrate.

2013/08/02 11:50:53 - Bonko slew Philemon, the Ashtan scribe.

2013/08/02 11:51:46 - Bonko slew a gaunt young artist.

2013/08/02 11:52:08 - Bonko slew Jael, the Tsol'aa masseuse.

2013/08/02 11:52:22 - Bonko slew Aiden, a Tsol'aa masseur.

2013/08/02 11:54:09 - Bonko slew Croesus, the roulette attendant.

2013/08/02 11:54:23 - Bonko slew Dielia.

2013/08/02 11:54:29 - Bonko slew Johen, a young cardshark.

2013/08/02 11:55:06 - Bonko slew Amadia, jeweller of the Bastion.

2013/08/02 11:55:15 - Bonko slew Maricel, an old woman.

2013/08/02 11:56:43 - Bonko slew Chef Procurio.

[prompty stuff]-   12:57:39.679 

Flamebrand Recruit Khaibit says, "What has he got against old ladies and masseuses?"

Cynlael

Approaching a junction of corridors (indoors).
There are 3 shambling zombies here. There are 2 cursed phantasms here.
You see exits leading north, east, south, southwest, and northwest.
3148h, 2740m, 15339e, 12600w exkdb-15.0%- 00:59:35:734
Dead?
A shambling zombie's clenched fist comes crashing towards you and slams directly into your solar plexus.
A rotten hand comes flying towards your head as a shambling zombie rakes you with his razor sharp claws.
A shambling zombie leaps towards you and latches himself unto you, sending you tumbling to the ground and your head slamming into the floor.
A sudden, excruciating pain overcomes your body as a pair of glowing, red eyes stares intently at you from within a thick hood.
An immensely intense shiver runs through your body as the cold touch of a cursed phantasm creeps in on you.
You have been slain by a cursed phantasm.
A lobelia seed falls out of your inventory.
A ferrum flake falls out of your inventory.
A plumbum flake falls out of your inventory.
Some prickly ash bark falls out of your inventory.
A kola nut falls out of your inventory.
A lobelia seed falls out of your inventory.
A ferrum flake falls out of your inventory.
A plumbum flake falls out of your inventory.
Some prickly ash bark falls out of your inventory.
A kola nut falls out of your inventory.
A lobelia seed falls out of your inventory.
A ferrum flake falls out of your inventory.
A plumbum flake falls out of your inventory.
Some prickly ash bark falls out of your inventory.
A kola nut falls out of your inventory.
A lobelia seed falls out of your inventory.
A ferrum flake falls out of your inventory.
A plumbum flake falls out of your inventory.
A magnesium chip falls out of your inventory.
Some prickly ash bark falls out of your inventory.
A kola nut falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a goblin ghoul falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a goblin zombie falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a goblin zombie falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a goblin ghoul falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a goblin zombie falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a wight falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a wraith falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a wight falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a cursed phantasm falls out of your inventory.
0h, 2740m, 15339e, 12600w ex-2.0%- [Paused]00:59:36:078(-3148)
Dead?

Do not go to Lower Azdun at level 61. Noted.
Been so long since I've bashed in Achaea

Mizik

"My laptop was being slow, so I formatted it."

-My girlfriend

Looking for my USB where Sohl helped me back up my system.

np - don't need a system to kai choke some dudes. otherwise, Deshi Mizik Cornub

Jacen

Can get all your stuff back if she hasn't overwritten that section of the hard drive. I've done it before.

ETA: I think I used TestDisk. Pretty sure. Like, 85% sure.

Melodie

(Order): Neraeos says, "Hello, Melodie! Have we all told you today how much we love you?"

First reaction: :-O

Second reaction:

Third reaction: TO HELL WITH YOU, YOU TEASING SNOW BLOSSOMS! >:P

Mizik

Wha- is that hardcoded to Neraeos, or respective Order Divine?

(Order): Babel says, "Hello, Mizik! Have we all told you today how much we love you?" 

@-)

Melodie

The latter, pretty sure. You get similar stuff (both positive and negative) from your respective city/house channels, too. It's freaky.

Example, since this one just happened...

(Order): Neraeos says, "Goodbye, Melodie. Better luck next time."

Kyrra

Thing is, if you colour your channels, the snowblossom stuff comes up in the default white on black so it's not even real looking

Carmell

don't eat snow blossoms and those things wouldnt' happen to you.  

Santar

Okay mom.

Halos

With an inhuman rending sound, as if existence were being torn asunder, a pit begins to open in the ground below you. Pulsing impossibly, it seems not to be a splitting of the earth so much as a 

splitting of reality. Finally it is done, and a gaping maw of midnight and sulphur lies before you.

You're drawn screaming into its hellish maw.

[search for 5 minutes, get out, go back to defend shrine, suddenly--]

With an inhuman rending sound, as if existence were being torn asunder, a pit begins to open in the ground below you. Pulsing impossibly, it seems not to be a splitting of the earth so much as a 

splitting of reality. Finally it is done, and a gaping maw of midnight and sulphur lies before you.

You're drawn screaming into its hellish maw again.

You just received message #9304 from Carmell.

Message #9304       Sent by Carmell

8/03/4:16 Pit again?

You sent the following message to Carmell:

Yeah.

Carmell would like you to know: stuff

[five minutes of searching]

To your SOUTHWEST you see:

Deep in the Vashnar Mountains. (finally)

The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. A deep-blue valerian plant 

grows here. A hardy blueberry bush is growing here.

You see exits leading east and west.

(Party): You say, "Out."

Skilfully you butcher the corpse of a lava wyrm, separating flesh from bone with your cleaver and 

preparing 5 wyrm tongues.

Skilfully you butcher the corpse of a lava wyrm, separating flesh from bone with your cleaver and 

preparing 8 wyrm tongues.

You say in Targossian, "Duanathar."

You quickly utter "Duanathar" and your wings flare with power before swiftly carrying you up to on 

the clouds.

[snip]

Carmell begins to follow you.

Zuko begins to follow you.

[snip]

(Party): Zuko says, "Targetting vrass."

(Party): Zuko says, "VRASS is currently at Deli of Disaster."

[trace spam]

(Party): You say, "Trace: Vrass entered Dilapidated cottage."

(Party): You say, "Getting karma?"

(Party): Carmell says, "Probably."

(Party): You say, "Here she comes again."

[trace spam]

(Party): You say, "Trace: Vrass entered Well-used track in Shastaan."

With an inhuman rending sound, as if existence were being torn asunder, a pit begins to open in the ground below you. Pulsing impossibly, it seems not to be a splitting of the earth so much as a 

splitting of reality. Finally it is done, and a gaping maw of midnight and sulphur lies before you.

Carmell is drawn screaming into the Pit of Golgotha. - sigh

You're drawn screaming into its hellish maw yet again.  

5 seconds later:

Zuko has bled out, slain by the might of Vrass.  lol

Hirst lite

Carmell

Halos said:

With an inhuman rending sound, as if existence were being torn asunder, a pit begins to open in the ground below you. Pulsing impossibly, it seems not to be a splitting of the earth so much as a 

splitting of reality. Finally it is done, and a gaping maw of midnight and sulphur lies before you.

You're drawn screaming into its hellish maw.

[search for 5 minutes, get out, go back to defend shrine, suddenly--]

With an inhuman rending sound, as if existence were being torn asunder, a pit begins to open in the ground below you. Pulsing impossibly, it seems not to be a splitting of the earth so much as a 

splitting of reality. Finally it is done, and a gaping maw of midnight and sulphur lies before you.

You're drawn screaming into its hellish maw again.

You just received message #9304 from Carmell.

Message #9304       Sent by Carmell

8/03/4:16 Pit again?

You sent the following message to Carmell:

Yeah.

Carmell would like you to know: stuff

[five minutes of searching]

To your SOUTHWEST you see:

Deep in the Vashnar Mountains. (finally)

The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. A deep-blue valerian plant 

grows here. A hardy blueberry bush is growing here.

You see exits leading east and west.

(Party): You say, "Out."

Skilfully you butcher the corpse of a lava wyrm, separating flesh from bone with your cleaver and 

preparing 5 wyrm tongues.

Skilfully you butcher the corpse of a lava wyrm, separating flesh from bone with your cleaver and 

preparing 8 wyrm tongues.

You say in Targossian, "Duanathar."

You quickly utter "Duanathar" and your wings flare with power before swiftly carrying you up to on 

the clouds.

[snip]

Carmell begins to follow you.

Zuko begins to follow you.

[snip]

(Party): Zuko says, "Targetting vrass."

(Party): Zuko says, "VRASS is currently at Deli of Disaster."

[trace spam]

(Party): You say, "Trace: Vrass entered Dilapidated cottage."

(Party): You say, "Getting karma?"

(Party): Carmell says, "Probably."

(Party): You say, "Here she comes again."

[trace spam]

(Party): You say, "Trace: Vrass entered Well-used track in Shastaan."

With an inhuman rending sound, as if existence were being torn asunder, a pit begins to open in the ground below you. Pulsing impossibly, it seems not to be a splitting of the earth so much as a 

splitting of reality. Finally it is done, and a gaping maw of midnight and sulphur lies before you.

Carmell is drawn screaming into the Pit of Golgotha. - sigh

You're drawn screaming into its hellish maw yet again.  

5 seconds later:

Zuko has bled out, slain by the might of Vrass.  lol

Hirst lite

I actually thought something to that effect when she kept pitting you.

Zii

Its okay.  I feel your pain.  I think I was pitted 4 times yesterday.

Jacen

@Achilles must be holding math classes for the underprivileged Mhaldorians...

(Party): Shalar says, "7 people total with Roroan at A widening trail in Northern Ithmia - Alcinae, Hasar, Nadria, Roroan, Ryzack, Shirszae and Zii."

(The Walking Dead): Roroan says, "Jacen you guys have turned into BLEEPS."

(The Walking Dead): Roroan says, "We only have 2 combatants here."

(The Walking Dead): You say, "Lol wat."

(The Walking Dead): Roroan says, "And your whole city is hiding."

Citizen                                                     Rank CT  Class

-------                                                     ---- --  -----

Mystic Aoghinius                                              1  On  Shaman

Grand Mistress Akechi Reonna Fitheach                         6  On  Blademaster (Dragon)

Luck's Professor, Laytron Rousseau, Regent                    6  On  Sylvan

Zenofeyn Le'Dominae, Vipera Potens                            1  On  Serpent

Hellen, The Philosopher                                       3  On  Alchemist

Broodling Ailith                                              1  On  Serpent

Disciple Shalar, Student of Unity                             2  On  Blademaster

Irritus Syphergor Ketrel-Dalaran                              1  On  Magi

Master Jacen, Initiate of Wisdom and Spirit                   1  On  Monk

(The Walking Dead): Roroan says, "We have 6 people here." (At this point Seftin had joined them. I think he subtracted when he should have added?)

(Party): Vayne says, "Roroan and seftin at widening trail."

(The Walking Dead): Roroan says, "Only two of us now."

You seek out the mind of Proficy and an image of A widening trail appears in your mind.  

(21889)

From your knowledge, that room is in Northern Ithmia.

(The Walking Dead): Roroan says, "Come on its only two of us."

(The Walking Dead): Roroan says, "Srsly it will only be me seftin and proficy."

Vayne

To be fair, at one point it was just those few, but they kept rotating in and out, most of us were defending too. @Roroan should get some respect for at least trying to show restraint and make the fight interesting for once.

Jacen

Oh yeah, not complaining about the conflict/numbers whatever. Just decided to post this tidbit since raid math is always a good lulz subject.

Zii

You clearly had the advantage.

Sylvance

It's Saturday.

Alrena

Tharos, the Announcer of Delos shouts, "Am I the only one giggling at the Breath of Life and the Calming Rain dropping huge balls of fire on everyone? Cause I'm giggling. Irony, ha!"

Most fun ever, suicide holobomb attack! Best moment in the entire CTF for me. The shout just made it even better. Depiste half of the kills being our own guys (including me).

Seftin

Jacen said:

Oh yeah, not complaining about the conflict/numbers whatever. Just decided to post this tidbit since raid math is always a good lulz subject.

At one point it was me and @ryzack and I said so, and you said there were loads of us... then when ryzack died, one of our city-serpents came to snipe, then they left and it was just me against.. 3/4 of you? then proficy joined me and ryzack. Was fun and it wasn't achilles math on my part. Genuinely was me + 1 against you guys for most of it after they finished uprooting.

Mishgul

one day everyone (including Achilles) will realise that numbers mean diddly doodly squat shi- in any context.

Synbios

Mishgul said:

one day everyone (including Achilles) will realise that numbers mean diddly doodly squat shi- in any context.

BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT MY MATH TEACHER TOLD ME. SHE SAID THAT MATH WILL ALWAYS BE USEFUL. I WAS ABLE TO CALCULATE THE AMOUNT OF FORCE MY PSEUDOPOD NEEDED TO MOVE A PUNCHING BAG(hint: The answer is 'not much'. I didn't know 'not much' was a number).

Mishgul

I once killed 80 people with nothing but a USB stick, a pair of beats by dr. dre that i stole from my sister, and a cardboard cutout of lindsey lohan