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  • They were all empty :/


  • KyrraKyrra Australia
    You give a bottle of rum to a filthy urchin.
    A filthy urchin clutches a bottle of rum greedily.
    A filthy urchin exclaims, "It's mine now!"


    :-\"
    (D.M.A.): Cooper says, "Kyrra is either the most innocent person in the world, or the girl who uses the most innuendo seemingly unintentionally but really on purpose."

  • Kyrra said:
    You give a bottle of rum to a filthy urchin.
    A filthy urchin clutches a bottle of rum greedily.
    A filthy urchin exclaims, "It's mine now!"


    :-\"

    Damn urchins, with all their prickly spines and being immobile jerks who impale swimmers' feet.

  • Probably wrong thread, don't hit me.

    You bet 50000 sovereigns on 23, eliciting a wry grin and a wink from Jania, Luck's roulette dealer.
    5338h, 4596m, 24320e, 18800w excdbk|-
    Jania, Luck's roulette dealer says, "No more bets!" and gives the wheel a good spin. The ball begins 
    to smoothly spin around the wheel.
    5338h, 4596m, 24320e, 18800w excdbk|-
    The ball starts to bounce around wildly on the wheel, giving you no idea where it will stop.
    5338h, 4596m, 24320e, 18800w excdbk|-
    Shaking her hips in a sultry and enticing manner, Candise, the casino waitress, enters from the 
    southeast.
    5338h, 4596m, 24320e, 18800w excdbk|-
    The ball finally settles down on 24 (red).
    Jania, Luck's roulette dealer gives an exaggerated sigh and says, with a twinkle, "Ahh well, you 
    can't win 'em all. Better luck next time to the losers!"
  • I got real excited for you there!!
  • And then later:
    (Party): You say, "Ruth (7320hp, 7073mp) is at Before two towering mountains - with Arditi, Kaevan, Mycen, Sherazad, Alcinae, 
    Nadria, Turoi and Katzchen (9 people total)."

    You see the following people here:
    Tesha, Sothantos, Silas

    You nod gravely at your Guardian Angel, whose wings flare suddenly as an alien and frightening look of power sweeps across her 
    face. With one hand, she reaches forward, and as her hand touches Ruth's chest, it flares an impossibly bright white and enters 
    her breast. The Angel's eyes roll back in her head in ecstasy as she rips the soul from Ruth's body. Ruth collapses without a 
    sound, her body now nothing more than a useless husk.
    You have slain Ruth.
    A starburst tattoo flares and bathes Ruth in red light.
    A group of 5 goldenseal roots falls from Ruth's person.
    A group of 5 bloodroot leaves falls from Ruth's person.
    A group of 3 ginseng roots falls from Ruth's person.
    A piece of kelp falls from Ruth's person.
    A group of 2 pieces of irid moss falls from Ruth's person.

    You nod gravely at your Guardian Angel, whose wings flare suddenly as an alien and frightening look of power sweeps across her 
    face. With one hand, she reaches forward, and as her hand touches Ruth's chest, it flares an impossibly bright white and enters 
    her breast. The Angel's eyes roll back in her head in ecstasy as she rips the soul from Ruth's body. Ruth collapses without a 
    sound, her body now nothing more than a useless husk.
    You have slain Ruth.
    A starburst tattoo flares and bathes Ruth in red light.

    Unwavering focus fills Sothantos's expression as Waning Mercies begins to burn with argent light. Moving faster than you can 
    follow, he circles Ruth, and silver strokes of steel hang briefly in the air where four cuts from his blade form the broken star. 
    As he returns Waning Mercies to its sheath, Ruth's sundered body falls to the ground.
    Ruth has been slain by Sothantos.
    Good times.

  • MishgulMishgul Trondheim, Norway
    Could have soloed that group if i was batang. You guys are terrible.

    -

    One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important

    As drawn by Shayde
    hic locus est ubi mors gaudet succurrere vitae
  • General log for the Clan of The Council of Mhaldor:
    2013/07/17 15:43:22 - Ruth > I am shortly looking to enter full negotiations with Ashtan concerning 
    the belligerent Targossas. Anything you might like to see in this short alliance, leave me a message.

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  • RuthRuth Singapore

    Silas said:
    And then later:
    (Party): You say, "Ruth (7320hp, 7073mp) is at Before two towering mountains - with Arditi, Kaevan, Mycen, Sherazad, Alcinae, 
    Nadria, Turoi and Katzchen (9 people total)."

    You see the following people here:
    Tesha, Sothantos, Silas

    You nod gravely at your Guardian Angel, whose wings flare suddenly as an alien and frightening look of power sweeps across her 
    face. With one hand, she reaches forward, and as her hand touches Ruth's chest, it flares an impossibly bright white and enters 
    her breast. The Angel's eyes roll back in her head in ecstasy as she rips the soul from Ruth's body. Ruth collapses without a 
    sound, her body now nothing more than a useless husk.
    You have slain Ruth.
    A starburst tattoo flares and bathes Ruth in red light.
    A group of 5 goldenseal roots falls from Ruth's person.
    A group of 5 bloodroot leaves falls from Ruth's person.
    A group of 3 ginseng roots falls from Ruth's person.
    A piece of kelp falls from Ruth's person.
    A group of 2 pieces of irid moss falls from Ruth's person.

    You nod gravely at your Guardian Angel, whose wings flare suddenly as an alien and frightening look of power sweeps across her 
    face. With one hand, she reaches forward, and as her hand touches Ruth's chest, it flares an impossibly bright white and enters 
    her breast. The Angel's eyes roll back in her head in ecstasy as she rips the soul from Ruth's body. Ruth collapses without a 
    sound, her body now nothing more than a useless husk.
    You have slain Ruth.
    A starburst tattoo flares and bathes Ruth in red light.

    Unwavering focus fills Sothantos's expression as Waning Mercies begins to burn with argent light. Moving faster than you can 
    follow, he circles Ruth, and silver strokes of steel hang briefly in the air where four cuts from his blade form the broken star. 
    As he returns Waning Mercies to its sheath, Ruth's sundered body falls to the ground.
    Ruth has been slain by Sothantos.
    Good times.
    Pretty amused how long it took. Good on you.. for.. being 'Good'?
    "Mummy, I'm hungry, but there's no one to eat! :C"

     

  • edited July 2013
    Mhaldorians are brown. Ashtan is red. Hashan is fabulous, and I will stop bashing cities on quotes.

     i'm a rebel

  • Bard, blademaster, and a priest.  I admire the grief combo.

  • edited July 2013
    I can't really tell what the point of the previous posts are. I mean... all it does is highlight how sad it is that when you brag, you have to resort to doing it about how slowly you died 9v3.

    :-?
  • i eat your vengeance bombs for breakfast
  • RuthRuth Singapore
    Sothantos said:
    I can't really tell what the point of the previous posts are. I mean... all it does is highlight how sad it is that when you brag, you have to resort to doing it about how slowly you died.

    :-?
    Well, everything I post here for lulz and fun sounds like bragging to Silothantos, so I probably should find something realistic to brag about, right? *brags around needing to sleep for work tomorrow*

    ?
    "Mummy, I'm hungry, but there's no one to eat! :C"

     

  • Mishgul said:
    Could have soloed that group if i was batang. You guys are terrible.
    I'm unable to torso maul, sadly.

  • MishgulMishgul Trondheim, Norway
    Sothantos said:

    i eat your vengeance bombs for breakfast

    Unless im in dragonform. Then you merely have to watch me die.

    -

    One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important

    As drawn by Shayde
    hic locus est ubi mors gaudet succurrere vitae
  • Ruth said:
    Silothantos
    I approve. 

     i'm a rebel

  • Bonko said:
    General log for the Clan of The Council of Mhaldor:
    2013/07/17 15:43:22 - Ruth > I am shortly looking to enter full negotiations with Ashtan concerning 
    the belligerent Targossas. Anything you might like to see in this short alliance, leave me a message.

    image

    No one told me this. WAT. WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO? MY DOPPLEGANGER IS NOT ME.


  • RuthRuth Singapore
    Dunn said:
    Bonko said:
    General log for the Clan of The Council of Mhaldor:
    2013/07/17 15:43:22 - Ruth > I am shortly looking to enter full negotiations with Ashtan concerning 
    the belligerent Targossas. Anything you might like to see in this short alliance, leave me a message.

    image

    No one told me this. WAT. WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO? MY DOPPLEGANGER IS NOT ME.
    All in short order.

    In case you haven't noticed, I like the word, 'short'.
    "Mummy, I'm hungry, but there's no one to eat! :C"

     

  • yes

     i'm a rebel

  • I always just take your silence for assent.
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    Cascades of quicksilver light streak across the firmament as the celestial voice of Ourania intones, "Oh Jarrod..."

  • No wonder all those things happened that I don't remember you asking me. Going to have to give my doppy a whiteboard or something for you to write on.


  • KyrraKyrra Australia
    I want to be a priest if I get skills like that.
    (D.M.A.): Cooper says, "Kyrra is either the most innocent person in the world, or the girl who uses the most innuendo seemingly unintentionally but really on purpose."

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