Memorable quotes

Tvistor

Ohmygosh Aurora is in the thread and I haven't even put on a nice shirt aaaaah why did no one tell me

Synbios

Tvistor said:

Ohmygosh Aurora is in the thread and I haven't even put on a nice shirt aaaaah why did no one tell me

At least you have nice shirts.

Santar

Aurora said:

Not that I don't like a good round of fisticuffs, but I also like Memorable Quotes to be Memorable Quotes, and not rants! Rants is about four inches southwards, fellas!

Further than you think, by the way.

7 inches.

Sylvance

<Was trying to be cheeky rather than offensive, but I guess that didn't come over.>

Delphinus

Santar said:

Aurora said:

Not that I don't like a good round of fisticuffs, but I also like Memorable Quotes to be Memorable Quotes, and not rants! Rants is about four inches southwards, fellas!

Further than you think, by the way.

7 inches.

O-oh my.

Melodie

That's what She said.

Synbios

Pleasedon'tsmitemeforlaughingpleasedon'tsmitemeforlaughingPLEASEDON'TSMITEMEFORLAUGHING

Jarrod

Less quoting, more quotes.

That's our colour, heathen! *hiss*

Tvistor

I am Tvistor and I approve this Gaia.

Jarrod

Eep!

Cooper

Santar said:

Aurora said:

Not that I don't like a good round of fisticuffs, but I also like Memorable Quotes to be Memorable Quotes, and not rants! Rants is about four inches southwards, fellas!

Further than you think, by the way.

7 inches.

It's usually the other way around - boys saying 4 inches is 7 inches. Weird.

Yae

You have scored a CRITICAL hit!
The final blow proves too much for a sleek dirangi, who expires pitifully.
You have slain a sleek dirangi, retrieving the corpse.
A small pile of sovereigns spills from the corpse.

The Dragon Silas thunders in from the southwest.

Silas picks up some gold sovereigns.

Silas puts some gold sovereigns in a sailor's kitbag.

Silas moves his huge bulk to the north with surprising grace.


....

Silas

That's what you get. >:P

Lyndee

(Targossas): Carmell says, "You shouldn't hit things loyal to cities."

(Targossas): Sneijder says, "They should die, yes?"

(Targossas): Carmell says, "They will kill you first."

(Targossas): Sneijder says, "They are not loyal to the dawnspear though."

(Targossas): Carmell says, "Until you are big enough i would suggest you not hit things loyal to cities."

(Targossas): Sneijder says, "That's...boring."

(Targossas): Pluvialis says, "Even when you are big enough, hitting things simply because they're not loyal to Targossas is 

not exactly the way we do things."

(Targossas): Carmell says, "We are at war with Mhaldor at the moment."

(Targossas): Sneijder says, "Well of course not. I'm sure the beast did not follow Lady Aurora or Lord Deucalion."

(Targossas): Pluvialis says, "Although you have my personal sympathies if you want to raid Hashan singlehandedly."

(Targossas): Sneijder says, "The shadows were long there."

(Targossas): Sneijder says, "Then I shall mount an assault on mhaldor!"

(Targossas): Sneijder says, "Who's with me?!"

(Targossas): Carmell says, "I like your gumption."

(Targossas): Sneijder says, "This place oozes with evil."

(Targossas): Carmell says, "We know."

(Targossas): Carmell says, "We redecorate it every few months."

Sneijder has been slain by the might of a knight of the Maldaathi.

(Targossas): Pluvialis says, "Rest in peace."

[[...]]

(Targossas): Sneijder says, "Ah, i need armour."

(Targossas): Sneijder says, "And a shield!"

(Targossas): Sneijder says, "Then i'll be able to take their weak blows."

(Targossas): Garis says, "And proper growth to stand up to their guards."

(Targossas): Sneijder says, "You need not insult my height. I know I'm short, i'm a bloody dwarf!"

(Targossas): Sneijder says, "And proud of it!"

(Targossas): Garis says, "There is more to growth than just height heh."

(Targossas): Carmell says, "You just might want to get a bit bigger before you try to take on Mhaldorian guards."

Sneijder has been slain by the might of a huge mosquito.

(Targossas): Carmell says, "Or a mosquito."

(Targossas): Marcen says, "It was a big one."

(Targossas): Pluvialis says, "Must have been."

[[...]]

(Targossas): Sneijder says, "Right. this short sword is not cutting it."

Carmell

(Targossas): You say, "You just might want to get a bit bigger before you try to take on Mhaldorian guards."

Sneijder has been slain by the might of a huge mosquito.

You roll on the floor, laughing.

(Targossas): Pluvialis says, "A mosquito..."

(Targossas): You say, "Or a mosquito."

(Targossas): Marcen says, "It was a big one."

(Targossas): Pluvialis says, "Must have been."

Synbios

Lyndee said:

(Targossas): Carmell says, "You shouldn't hit things loyal to cities."

(Targossas): Sneijder says, "They should die, yes?"

(Targossas): Carmell says, "They will kill you first."

(Targossas): Sneijder says, "They are not loyal to the dawnspear though."

(Targossas): Carmell says, "Until you are big enough i would suggest you not hit things loyal to cities."

(Targossas): Sneijder says, "That's...boring."

(Targossas): Pluvialis says, "Even when you are big enough, hitting things simply because they're not loyal to Targossas is 

not exactly the way we do things."

(Targossas): Carmell says, "We are at war with Mhaldor at the moment."

(Targossas): Sneijder says, "Well of course not. I'm sure the beast did not follow Lady Aurora or Lord Deucalion."

(Targossas): Pluvialis says, "Although you have my personal sympathies if you want to raid Hashan singlehandedly."

(Targossas): Sneijder says, "The shadows were long there."

(Targossas): Sneijder says, "Then I shall mount an assault on mhaldor!"

(Targossas): Sneijder says, "Who's with me?!"

(Targossas): Carmell says, "I like your gumption."

(Targossas): Sneijder says, "This place oozes with evil."

(Targossas): Carmell says, "We know."

(Targossas): Carmell says, "We redecorate it every few months."

Sneijder has been slain by the might of a knight of the Maldaathi.

(Targossas): Pluvialis says, "Rest in peace."

[[...]]

(Targossas): Sneijder says, "Ah, i need armour."

(Targossas): Sneijder says, "And a shield!"

(Targossas): Sneijder says, "Then i'll be able to take their weak blows."

(Targossas): Garis says, "And proper growth to stand up to their guards."

(Targossas): Sneijder says, "You need not insult my height. I know I'm short, i'm a bloody dwarf!"

(Targossas): Sneijder says, "And proud of it!"

(Targossas): Garis says, "There is more to growth than just height heh."

(Targossas): Carmell says, "You just might want to get a bit bigger before you try to take on Mhaldorian guards."

Sneijder has been slain by the might of a huge mosquito.

(Targossas): Carmell says, "Or a mosquito."

(Targossas): Marcen says, "It was a big one."

(Targossas): Pluvialis says, "Must have been."

[[...]]

(Targossas): Sneijder says, "Right. this short sword is not cutting it."

No wonder I got this prior to interviewing him for citizenship:

***** tells you, "Can we keep him?"

*****, you know who you are.

Lyndee

Sneijder says in a gruff, low voice, "I will flank them." 

Sneijder disappears in a flash of light, teleporting by the power of the Gods.

[[...]]

Sneijder arrives from the south.

Sneijder says in a gruff, low voice, "It looks clear!"

Carmell

Sneijder says in a gruff, low voice, "I will flank them."

Sneijder disappears in a flash of light, teleporting by the power of the Gods.

You say, "He's got guts."

Sir Zenui Ruthras, Mnemosyne Templar says, "...using portals to flank. Not lacking for boldness, that one."

Lachlan Del-Amroth says, "Definitely Targossian."

 

 

 

 

This young one just cracks me up.

 

 

Synbios

Lyndee said:

Sneijder says in a gruff, low voice, "I will flank them." 

Sneijder disappears in a flash of light, teleporting by the power of the Gods.

[[...]]

Sneijder arrives from the south.

Sneijder says in a gruff, low voice, "It looks clear!"

Carmell said:

Sneijder says in a gruff, low voice, "I will flank them."

Sneijder disappears in a flash of light, teleporting by the power of the Gods.

You say, "He's got guts."

Sir Zenui Ruthras, Mnemosyne Templar says, "...using portals to flank. Not lacking for boldness, that one."

Lachlan Del-Amroth says, "Definitely Targossian."

 

 

 

 

This young one just cracks me up.

 

 

You two must have a shared consciousness or something. I approve.

Vaehl

One large collective unconcious.

Berenene

So Targossians = Borg?

Carmell

 

Berenene said:

So Targossians = Borg?

Lyndee happens to be my IC granddaughter.  Great minds think alike.

Synbios

@Carmell, @Lyndee: So which one of you two is Seven of Nine?

Turoi

Relevant

General log for the City of Mhaldor:
2013/07/11 00:50:05 - Tirac declared Sneijder to be a formal enemy. Reason: idiot.

Zii

Murad polishes the steel with a fine cloth, inspecting the blade for any imperfections. Finding none,
 he turns and reverently presents the sword to @Jameus with both hands.
Murad exclaims, "I give you Infernal Bear!"

Tesha

Fake log. Bears are not evil, so they cannot be infernals. No timestamps either.

Turoi

Alcaro says to you in a level, husky voice, "Orchist's hellhound."

 

Alcaro says to you in a level, husky voice, "That's the puppy I want."

 

You say to Alcaro in a smooth, modulated voice, "No."

 

Alcaro says to you in a level, husky voice, "Yes."

 

Alcaro narrows her eyes at you in an unnerving manner.

 

You draw Desperate Towers and slash the air in front of you in a single movement.

 

You point Desperate Towers at Alcaro.

 

Alcaro says to you in a level, husky voice, "The -kind- of puppy I want. Someday."

 

You say to Alcaro in a smooth, modulated voice, "NO."

 

You ask Alcaro in a smooth, modulated voice, "Am I clear, child?"

 

You tilt your head and listen intently to Alcaro.

 

Alcaro looks pissed, but knows better than to push her father further. Backing off .. for now .. she

nods her head once.

 

You look about yourself, rubbing your chin thoughtfully.

 

With a sibilant 'shhhiiiinnngggt!', Zii smoothly sheathes a gleaming scimitar.

 

Stepping in close, you strike upwards at a precise point below Alcaro's chin.

Alcaro's eyes close suddenly as she falls asleep.

You feel the subtle power of Shindo flowing within you.

 

You say in a smooth, modulated voice, "Good."

 

With a sibilant 'shhhiiiinnngggt!', you smoothly sheathe Desperate Towers.

 

Zii whips an ebony pegasus into a fury, bucking and racing dangerously in a circle, trampling the

ground in a frenzy.

An ebony pegasus breaks the left leg of Alcaro.

An ebony pegasus crushes the right leg of Alcaro.

An ebony pegasus pulverises the left arm of Alcaro.

An ebony pegasus smashes the right arm of Alcaro.

Alcaro wakes up with a gasp of pain.

Jonathin

wut

Zii

She was there, I was mounted.  Why the fuck not?
(Strangely familiar scenario)

Tvistor

I need to get Sneijder some sort of medal for being a war hero.