I think it's safe to say that Ashtan CT as a whole is pretty stupid
Edit: Ashtan as a whole has improved over time, but there's still a huge contingent who wants Ashtan to be a chatroom and not a text-city in a roleplaying game.
The two-headed snake of Isk-Ir has been forcibly fed to itself by Neraeos, God of the Sea.
Wat?
Even we were like "Wow." If I had any artistic talent, I would -so- be drawing that battle.
And I love too Be still, my indelible friend That love soon might end You are unbreaking And be known in its aching Though quaking Shown in this shaking Though crazy Lately of my wasteland, baby That's just wasteland, baby
Haha I've been wondering what the hell is going on with all the tritons moving about and Neraeos kicking ass on deathsight.
He's on an adventure far beyond the lands us mortals can get to, obviously! As for the Tritons, I'll leave that to you asking around IC. It's quite the storyline.
@Anaidiana I don't know how that would go. Can you just imagine it?
Nereian 1: M'Lord, we've gathered here today to stage an intervention. We believe Your violent adventures are harmful to You and Your Order.
Neraeos: I'm a God. How is anything battle-related harmful to Me? I feel fabulous.
Nereian 2: But Lord... what about the Order?
Neraeos: If I didn't slay these things, they would of risen against you and enslaved you all.
Nerai: ... Oh.
Neraeos: Noobs.
And I love too Be still, my indelible friend That love soon might end You are unbreaking And be known in its aching Though quaking Shown in this shaking Though crazy Lately of my wasteland, baby That's just wasteland, baby
I just made that up on a whim. If I sat down, I'm sure I could come up with something dramatic that ended with everything being washed away by the sea!
And I love too Be still, my indelible friend That love soon might end You are unbreaking And be known in its aching Though quaking Shown in this shaking Though crazy Lately of my wasteland, baby That's just wasteland, baby
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. A thick stone slab stained with dried blood looms here, tainting the area with the profane worship of Babel. The city gates of Ashtan stand proudly here, black and gold banners waving defiantly at those who would challenge the Bastion of the North. A runic totem is planted solidly in the ground. A cute little humgii is sitting here placidly, attached to a leash. A ladder of long, soft leaves comprises a wispy Weaver's Fern along the ground. A Shadow Amazon stands ready to defend Ashtan, whip in one hand and darkbow in the other. A gleaming wooden sign is posted here. Mounted astride a grim chaos hound, a black rider patrols the city. Casually sending electricity to dance between the fingers of her iron gauntlet, a smirking War Witch of Ashtan stands guard. Encased in gold-plated armour, a knight of the Illuminati stands motionless in silent vigil. A sentry of the Vanguard maintains his vigil, a flame-blackened bardiche planted beside him. Kilalli is here, sprawled on the floor. You may ENTER SUBDIVISION from here.
You can see no further.
I swear that is ALL this novice does. You'd think she'd be trampled to death or starved by now.
I think it's safe to say that Ashtan CT as a whole is pretty stupid
Edit: Ashtan as a whole has improved over time, but there's still a huge contingent who wants Ashtan to be a chatroom and not a text-city in a roleplaying game.
Important things that need to be discussed on CT happen almost never. So it's natural that the things that are discussed on CT are unimportant at best, or inane at worst. People saying hello and goodbye, asking for tattoos, asking where something is, asking for refills, observing that someone died, observing that someone has a silly title, observing that Zsarachnor's running around. This is true for every city. One alternative is silence. Another is people inventing culture and pushing it on CT, but that is unlikely to happen.
The brain-eating, giant, fire-breathing jellyfish of doom has been slain by the might of Neraeos, God of the Sea.
Best one yet! =D>
And I love too Be still, my indelible friend That love soon might end You are unbreaking And be known in its aching Though quaking Shown in this shaking Though crazy Lately of my wasteland, baby That's just wasteland, baby
And I love too Be still, my indelible friend That love soon might end You are unbreaking And be known in its aching Though quaking Shown in this shaking Though crazy Lately of my wasteland, baby That's just wasteland, baby
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I dunno, you get a pretty accurate idea of Mhaldor's CT from the forums.
[spoiler]I.e. Completely and totally silent.[/spoiler]
That love soon might end You are unbreaking
And be known in its aching Though quaking
Shown in this shaking Though crazy
Lately of my wasteland, baby That's just wasteland, baby
@Anaidiana I don't know how that would go. Can you just imagine it?
Nereian 1: M'Lord, we've gathered here today to stage an intervention. We believe Your violent adventures are harmful to You and Your Order.
Neraeos: I'm a God. How is anything battle-related harmful to Me? I feel fabulous.
Nereian 2: But Lord... what about the Order?
Neraeos: If I didn't slay these things, they would of risen against you and enslaved you all.
Nerai: ... Oh.
Neraeos: Noobs.
That love soon might end You are unbreaking
And be known in its aching Though quaking
Shown in this shaking Though crazy
Lately of my wasteland, baby That's just wasteland, baby
That love soon might end You are unbreaking
And be known in its aching Though quaking
Shown in this shaking Though crazy
Lately of my wasteland, baby That's just wasteland, baby
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(Party): Tanris says, "Boom."
Best one yet! =D>
That love soon might end You are unbreaking
And be known in its aching Though quaking
Shown in this shaking Though crazy
Lately of my wasteland, baby That's just wasteland, baby
When Canada rules the world,
things will be... nii~ice.
Picture it.........
You're welcome.
That love soon might end You are unbreaking
And be known in its aching Though quaking
Shown in this shaking Though crazy
Lately of my wasteland, baby That's just wasteland, baby