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  • CarmellCarmell Eastern Washington
    Sothantos said:
    You resign yourself to your fate and begin the process of ending your own life.
    5200h[100%] 4240m[99%] 100%e 98%w excbdk[S65] (s|n)-[00:35:59:782]
    You are in the process of stopping your heart - you cannot do that.
    5200h[100%] 4230m[98%] 100%e 98%w excbdk[S65] (s|n) (-10M)-[00:36:01:576]
    You are in the process of stopping your heart - you cannot do that.
    5200h[100%] 4230m[98%] 100%e 98%w excbdk[S65] (s|n)-[00:36:01:902]
    You are in the process of stopping your heart - you cannot do that.
    5200h[100%] 4230m[98%] 100%e 98%w excbdk[S65] (s|n)-[00:36:02:808]
    You are in the process of stopping your heart - you cannot do that.
    5200h[100%] 4230m[98%] 100%e 98%w excbdk[S65] (s|n)-[00:36:04:353]
    You are in the process of stopping your heart - you cannot do that.
    5200h[100%] 4220m[98%] 100%e 98%w excbdk[S65] (s|n) (-10M)-[00:36:05:817]
    You are in the process of stopping your heart - you cannot do that.
    5200h[100%] 4220m[98%] 100%e 98%w excbdk[S65] (s|n)-[00:36:06:368]
    You are in the process of stopping your heart - you cannot do that.
    5200h[100%] 4220m[98%] 100%e 98%w excbdk[S65] (s|n)-[00:36:06:774]
    You are in the process of stopping your heart - you cannot do that.
    5200h[100%] 4220m[98%] 100%e 98%w excbdk[S65] (s|n)-[00:36:07:136]
    You are in the process of stopping your heart - you cannot do that.
    5200h[100%] 4220m[98%] 100%e 98%w excbdk[S65] (s|n)-[00:36:07:479]
    You are in the process of stopping your heart - you cannot do that.
    5200h[100%] 4220m[98%] 100%e 98%w excbdk[S65] (s|n)-[00:36:07:854]
    You are in the process of stopping your heart - you cannot do that.
    5200h[100%] 4210m[98%] 100%e 99%w excbdk[S65] (s|n) (-10M)-[00:36:09:708]
    You are in the process of stopping your heart - you cannot do that.
    5200h[100%] 4210m[98%] 100%e 99%w excbdk[S65] (s|n)-[00:36:11:534]
    You are in the process of stopping your heart - you cannot do that.
    5200h[100%] 4210m[98%] 100%e 99%w excbdk[S65] (s|n)-[00:36:11:978]
    With grim, final resolve you gather the mental strength to slay yourself and as a tear drops from your eye, 
    you end your time on this mortal coil by stopping your heart in an instant.
    You have been slain by misadventure.
    So this is new...

    See you should have just let me judge you instead.
  • Sothantos said:
    You resign yourself to your fate and begin the process of ending your own life.
    5200h[100%] 4240m[99%] 100%e 98%w excbdk[S65] (s|n)-[00:35:59:782]
    You are in the process of stopping your heart - you cannot do that.
    5200h[100%] 4230m[98%] 100%e 98%w excbdk[S65] (s|n) (-10M)-[00:36:01:576]
    You are in the process of stopping your heart - you cannot do that.
    5200h[100%] 4230m[98%] 100%e 98%w excbdk[S65] (s|n)-[00:36:01:902]
    You are in the process of stopping your heart - you cannot do that.
    5200h[100%] 4230m[98%] 100%e 98%w excbdk[S65] (s|n)-[00:36:02:808]
    You are in the process of stopping your heart - you cannot do that.
    5200h[100%] 4230m[98%] 100%e 98%w excbdk[S65] (s|n)-[00:36:04:353]
    You are in the process of stopping your heart - you cannot do that.
    5200h[100%] 4220m[98%] 100%e 98%w excbdk[S65] (s|n) (-10M)-[00:36:05:817]
    You are in the process of stopping your heart - you cannot do that.
    5200h[100%] 4220m[98%] 100%e 98%w excbdk[S65] (s|n)-[00:36:06:368]
    You are in the process of stopping your heart - you cannot do that.
    5200h[100%] 4220m[98%] 100%e 98%w excbdk[S65] (s|n)-[00:36:06:774]
    You are in the process of stopping your heart - you cannot do that.
    5200h[100%] 4220m[98%] 100%e 98%w excbdk[S65] (s|n)-[00:36:07:136]
    You are in the process of stopping your heart - you cannot do that.
    5200h[100%] 4220m[98%] 100%e 98%w excbdk[S65] (s|n)-[00:36:07:479]
    You are in the process of stopping your heart - you cannot do that.
    5200h[100%] 4220m[98%] 100%e 98%w excbdk[S65] (s|n)-[00:36:07:854]
    You are in the process of stopping your heart - you cannot do that.
    5200h[100%] 4210m[98%] 100%e 99%w excbdk[S65] (s|n) (-10M)-[00:36:09:708]
    You are in the process of stopping your heart - you cannot do that.
    5200h[100%] 4210m[98%] 100%e 99%w excbdk[S65] (s|n)-[00:36:11:534]
    You are in the process of stopping your heart - you cannot do that.
    5200h[100%] 4210m[98%] 100%e 99%w excbdk[S65] (s|n)-[00:36:11:978]
    With grim, final resolve you gather the mental strength to slay yourself and as a tear drops from your eye, 
    you end your time on this mortal coil by stopping your heart in an instant.
    You have been slain by misadventure.
    So this is new...
    Sothantos just trying to troll people into trying it :(
  • It's real, I swear. :( YOU'LL SEE.
  • Bladesuicide is still instant.  BM's op.
  • Stigmata = plural of stigma.
  • SkyeSkye The Duchess Bellatere
    ...that's pretty sad. And shameful. But mostly sad.


  • Skye said:
    ...that's pretty sad. And shameful. But mostly sad.
    Yeah, I mean, 0.6% to a dragon? She can try and kill Cesarina like 10 times and as long as she gets one kill to the 9 deaths she comes out ahead.
  • Dear Jesters:

    ANNOUNCE NEWS #3860
    Date: 05/16/2013 at 19:55
    From: Tecton, the Terraformer
    To  : Everyone
    Subj: Jester classlead reports

    We're pleased to announce release of our Jester classlead overhaul,
    providing mechanical overhauls and well as the first batch of cosmetic
    changes. The details are as follows:

    * SUICIDEMICE (Pranks) have been overhauled, allowing the training of
    mice without the need of a mouse re-education centre. The facility still
    offers some advantages though, conferring the ability to have extra
    trained mice.

    * BOP (Pranks) will now afflict player targets with a mental affliction.

    * HOCUSPOCUS (Pranks) no longer has a third-party message.

    * ITCHINGPOWDER (Pranks) will now inflict its effects more often.

    * BANANAS (Pranks) will no longer hinder the jester who dropped them.

    * CRIPPLE (Vodun/Puppetry) will now also prone the target.

    * CONCUSSION (Vodun/Puppetry) fashion cost has been reduced.

    * Jesters now have the dagger proficiency by default.

    * Pranks and Puppetry have had their AB lists and ABHELP files updated.

    As always, we'll be monitoring and tweaking these changes over the
    coming days and weeks! If you encounter any problems or issues, please
    file a BUG with as much information as possible.

    Penned by My hand on the 7th of Chronos, in the year 625 AF.

  • That happened to me a while ago lol.
  • Phaestus is genuinely amazing with the crafting things. :x

     i'm a rebel

  • JiraishinJiraishin skulking
    Oh hey, decent food at Worm and Grub! Very nice.
    ________________________
    The soul of Ashmond says, "Always with the sniping."

    (Clan): Ictinus says, "Stop it Jiraishin, you're making me like you."
  • edited May 2013

    Jurixe said:
    I woke up at 4, and after numerous attempts to go back to sleep, gave up and logged on. Walked over to the Worm and Grub to check out some things, and see this:

    Proprietor: Drogo, a travelling merchant.
    --------(Item)------(Description)------------------------------(Stock)--(Price)
            rabbit11800 a roasted rabbit                               20     100gp
                       (Songblessed; Empowered)

    Now you know how Mhaldorian newbies grow up so strong!
    |ex|100%H|88%M|cdbk|wp rabbit
    A roasted rabbit has the following venoms or magical effects on it:
    Songblessed
    Empowered
    |ex|100%H|88%M|cdbk|

    mmmmmmmmmmmm

  • Almost as funny as you spam healing everyone in my room~


  • HalosHalos The Reaches
    edited May 2013
    not as memorable or quotable unfortunately  :(|)

    A frenzied cleric screams, "Like more than one halo!"
  • Wow.

    Crythril futilely gasps one final time for air before dying, slain by Broodling Syriella.

  • Caught in a backlash of Kai energy, Earionduil has fallen before Devoto Thiev Fuil'gra.


    :-?

  • RuthRuth Singapore
    Lover's tiff.
    "Mummy, I'm hungry, but there's no one to eat! :C"

     

  • MishgulMishgul Trondheim, Norway
    I love a stiff too.

    -

    One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important

    As drawn by Shayde
    hic locus est ubi mors gaudet succurrere vitae
  • gross
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  • AchillesAchilles Los Angeles
    edited May 2013
    LOL - Thanks Ironbeard!  Was talking to someone, didn't feel like walking into a possible cloud gank or defendable gank so....

    An odd sensation of warmth begins to fill your body. <-- Thiev

    As you begin turning a miniature flagon on a chain about in your hands, 
    flurries of snow spin through the air around you and the distant laugh of a jolly dwarf plays at 
    your ear.

    Arcs of white light begin to flash across your vision, radiant and bright.

    The swirling snow obscures your vision entirely. As it slowly falls to the ground, you find yourself 
    bathed in the warmth of the Iron Alehouse.
    Before the grand Iron Alehouse.
    This room has not been mapped.
    The stars twinkle in the clear night sky.
    You see a single exit leading in (open door) and through a snowy portal back to Sapience.

    Before the grand Iron Alehouse.
    This room has not been mapped.
    The stars twinkle in the clear night sky. Golden-hued gravel crunches underfoot as it meanders 
    through the surrounding snowdrifts to reach a whitewashed porch, a light and dusty haze lingering in 
    the air. An iron door knocker hangs upon the painted red wooden door, whilst a potted juniper adds a 
    splash of green with its dark green leaves and purple berries. Mounted beside the door is an iron 
    bell waiting to be rung. A cheery door mat coloured in vibrant shades of gold greets prospective 
    patrons with the image of a dwarf holding a tankard of ale, slightly covering one end of a loose 
    floor board. Twitching its wings, a charcoal black hippogriff majestically stands here.
    You see a single exit leading in (open door) and through a snowy portal back to Sapience.
    image
  • LiancaLianca Fire and Spice
    (Party): Taraus says, "You tell a filthy black cat, "Come.""
    4553h, 4793m, 100e, 100w excdbk- 04:42:10.812
    (Party): Taraus says, "Cry."
    The sweltering heat of the forge spills out across the land as the rumbling voice of Phaestus booms, "I want you to know, the Garden reaction to that one is: What?"
    The voice of Melantha, Goddess of the Seasons, echoes amid the rustle of leaves, "That's the censored version."
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