Raid Fails

Tesha

Well stop getting Delphinus sniped. You can at least throw a cube in. Be more considerate.

Zii

Most raids with Cain.
(4 pages?  Pretty sure that joke was said.  Did not check.)

Rangor

http://ada-young.appspot.com/pastebin/7b6b89a9

I take your offensive shrine, and raise you some guards!

This just in. Raiding a locked, in city house that we cannot access. Have fun in there!

Kaevan

Rangor said:

http://ada-young.appspot.com/pastebin/7b6b89a9

I take your offensive shrine, and raise you some guards!

This just in. Raiding a locked, in city house that we cannot access. Have fun in there!

This sounds suspiciously like a flaw on your part, not ours. You can't secure it?  

Aepas

So we were all waiting for @bonko to unphase and say something, but apparently he was isolated.. or turned off his triggers.

(Party): Earionduil says, "When they go for Bonko."
(Party): Earionduil says, "We travel in."
(Party): Earionduil says, "FOCUSED vibes (A guardhouse (indoors))."
(Party): Earionduil says, "... what?"
(Party): Earionduil says, "Zeon at a grand hall (Eleusis)."
(Party): Arditi says, "Likely prismed in."
(Party): Earionduil says, "Burn."
(Party): Earionduil says, "Burn."
(Party): Earionduil says, "Burn."
(Party): Earionduil says, "Burn."
(Party): Earionduil says, "Burn."

Boy bonko was not happy, he got wrecked.

Rangor

Kaevan said:

Rangor said:

http://ada-young.appspot.com/pastebin/7b6b89a9

I take your offensive shrine, and raise you some guards!

This just in. Raiding a locked, in city house that we cannot access. Have fun in there!

This sounds suspiciously like a flaw on your part, not ours. You can't secure it?  

We don't have keys or city privs or nothing to those houses :P it's silly!

Kaevan

Can't you get in the same way that we got in?  

Rangor

Kaevan said:

Can't you get in the same way that we got in?  

I just told you we don't have keys! (how did you get in?)

Wysteria

Rangor said:

Kaevan said:

Can't you get in the same way that we got in?  

I just told you we don't have keys! (how did you get in?)

Trade secret?

Kaevan

Rangor said:

Kaevan said:

Can't you get in the same way that we got in?  

I just told you we don't have keys! (how did you get in?)

Hell if I know. I'm on the welcoming committee, not the scouting party. Did you secure the door?

Hayte

Rangor said:

** Illusion **
Hirst hurls a tarot card with the image of the Hanged Man on it at you. As it reaches you, a huge mass of rope bursts
out of it, entrapping and hindering you.

You tell Eldritch General Hirst da'Miras, "Wat?"

Rangor

Kaevan said:

Rangor said:

Kaevan said:

Can't you get in the same way that we got in?  

I just told you we don't have keys! (how did you get in?)

Hell if I know. I'm on the welcoming committee, not the scouting party. Did you secure the door?

I bet @Bonko has a key.

Rangor

We died sooo much..

But got a lot of guards for it. Thanks for sending them in 5 at a time @micositu! (you shouldn't do that, I was gonna dive totems to bring em in)

Rave to Eleusis for putting on some balls and not minding to whipe out 2-3 times in a raid. I know you all are way down on the xp!

http://ada-young.appspot.com/pastebin/775c5c3a

Kross

Rangor said:

- 2014/01/25 13:08:01 - Mycen has bled out, slain by the might of Sentinel Raven Rom, Oaken Hand.
- 2014/01/25 13:08:07 - Mycen has bled out, slain by the might of Sentinel Raven Rom, Oaken Hand.
- 2014/01/25 13:09:03 - Bonko has been slain by the might of a knight of the Maldaathi.

 

Out of those 30+ deathsights, the last one made me LOL. I just imagine it like family guy... "and  @Bonko!" - slain

Alrena

Rangor said:

We died sooo much..

But got a lot of guards for it. Thanks for sending them in 5 at a time @micositu! (you shouldn't do that, I was gonna dive totems to bring em in)

Rave to Eleusis for putting on some balls and not minding to whipe out 2-3 times in a raid. I know you all are way down on the xp!

http://ada-young.appspot.com/pastebin/775c5c3a

He left out the part where @Rangor activated a tank in the room we -just- blew up already. 

8-|

Achilles

Alrena said:

Rangor said:

We died sooo much..

But got a lot of guards for it. Thanks for sending them in 5 at a time @micositu! (you shouldn't do that, I was gonna dive totems to bring em in)

Rave to Eleusis for putting on some balls and not minding to whipe out 2-3 times in a raid. I know you all are way down on the xp!

http://ada-young.appspot.com/pastebin/775c5c3a

He left out the part where @Rangor activated a tank in the room we -just- blew up already. 

8-|

Iakimen

You step through an ethereal portal.
Jack has left the area.
Jack follows you outside.
Erikka has left the area.
Erikka follows you outside.
Marv has left the area.
Marv follows you outside.
Minxie has left the area.
Minxie follows you outside.
Rangor follows you outside.
Tygrin has left the area.
Tygrin follows you outside.
Ravien has left the area.
A guardhouse (indoors).
A rune resembling a horse has been sketched into the ground here (raido: return location). A runic
totem is planted solidly in the ground. A shimmering orb lies here, illuminating the surrounding
area with a slight glow. An obsidian eye sigil is here. A mote of calcite glitters here. There are 5
infernal wraiths here. A clandestine black falcon blends into the shadows, silently surveying its
surroundings. A stone gargoyle flies overhead on leathery, grey wings. Standing still as a statue, a
blood steed has fixed its fiery red eyes on some movement in the distance. There are 3 slippery elms
in 3 groups here. A black cohosh root is here. Spreading its majestic golden wings, a giant eagle
searches the ground with piercing eyes. A small forest of sharpened crystals protrudes from the
ground. There are 3 water weirds here. There are 2 fiery efreetis here. Standing proudly, a forestal
portal is here. There are 4 swarms of bees here.  Mycen Rousseau, Mistress of Torment is here,
hidden. She wields a barbed frost bow in both hands. Droch Kuy is here, shrouded. His face is
partially concealed beneath a raised hood. He wields a wicked-looking daegger in his left hand and a
cavalry shield in his right. Devoto Cooper is here. Lord Marshal Hasar Lichlord is here. He wields a
sinister staff with a strange orb in his left hand and an obsidian dagger in his right.
You see a single exit leading east.


Well, fuck

Rangor

@iakimen You don't get to enter portals again!

http://ada-young.appspot.com/pastebin/afc2ac24

Trevize

Every time I see Bonko die I think "Yup, kenny just died."

Akia

Old ass thread and really not a raid. but one time during a world ctf for the effigy I went to tasurke where hashan was holding a spot and killed about 15 people with chaos rays and decimated their group solo.  This allowed shallam or someone to get a free spot and we lost that year. Porgh was mad. 

Bluef

A few RL years ago Bain, Exain, and I were raiding Hashan with some other Curia members. I forget who we were fighting originally but in the middle of all that Sohl showed up to complete a contract on one of us. Anyway, the logged fail is from Exain's perspective. Keep in mind we should be targetting Sohl here:

You set the jack-in-the-box on the ground and quickly wind it with its handle while whispering, 
'Bain.' The cheerful music of a lute begins to emanate from it.
HERE COMES THE BOX OF DEATH!
(p) 2952h, 3039m, 14955e, 16038w cekdb-

The chaos hound explodes into a fury of claws and teeth, rending your flesh.
(p) 2745h, 3039m, 14955e, 16038w cekdb-(-207 Health) 

You bleed 24 health.
(p) 2721h, 3039m, 14955e, 16038w cekdb-(-24 Health) 

The chimera's dragon head exhales a cloud of gas at you, and you feel sleepy.
Your insomnia has cleared up.
(p) 2721h, 3039m, 14975e, 16038w cekdb-

Bain takes a drink from a maplewood vial.
(p) 2721h, 3039m, 14975e, 16038w cekdb-

You have recovered balance on all limbs.
BALANCE
(p) 2721h, 3039m, 14975e, 16038w cexkdb-

Bain rubs his fingers briskly on a Tarot card.
(p) 2788h, 3039m, 14975e, 16038w cexkdb-(+67 Health) 

Bain tosses a tarot card at Sohl and as it reaches him, a huge mass of rope bursts out of it, 
entrapping and hindering him.

(Party): Bain says, "Dude."
(p) 2540h, 2787m, 14995e, 16015w cexkdb-

Sohl rubs his fingers briskly on a Tarot card.
(p) 2540h, 2787m, 14995e, 16015w cexkdb-

(Party): Bain says, "Dude."
(p) 2540h, 2787m, 14995e, 16015w cexkdb-

(Party): Bain says, "Dude."
(p) 2540h, 2787m, 14995e, 16015w cexkdb-

Sohl rubs his fingers briskly on a Tarot card.
(p) 2540h, 2787m, 14995e, 16015w cexkdb-

(Party): Bain says, "Dude."
(p) 2540h, 2787m, 14995e, 16015w cexkdb-

(Party): Bain says, "Dude."
(p) 2309h, 2787m, 14995e, 16015w cexkdb-

(Party): Bain says, "Dude."
(p) 2309h, 2787m, 14995e, 16015w cexkdb-

(Party): Bain says, "Dude."
(p) 2272h, 2787m, 14995e, 16015w cexkdb-

(Party): Bain says, "Dude."
(p) 2272h, 2787m, 14995e, 16015w cexkdb-

The music of the jack-in-the-box becomes faster and more frantic and a loud voice from within yells, "Bain, I'm a-cooomiiiiing!"
GO JITB GO!! KILL!
(p) 2272h, 2787m, 14995e, 16015w cexkdb-

(Party): Bain says, "Dude."
(p) 2272h, 2787m, 14995e, 16015w cexkdb-

(Party): Bain says, "Dude."
(p) 2272h, 2787m, 14995e, 16015w cexkdb-

(Party): Bain says, "Dude."
(p) 2272h, 2787m, 14995e, 16015w cexkdb-

The top of the jack-in-the-box flips open, and up pops a jester puppet with razor-sharp teeth. 
Growing to sudden, improbable size, the spring-loaded puppet rips Bain's head off with a single bite.
You have slain Bain.
KILLED Bain
A stone gargoyle falls from Bain's corpse.
A bloodroot leaf falls from Bain's corpse.
A piece of kelp falls from Bain's corpse.
A piece of kelp falls from Bain's corpse.
(a) (p) 2095h, 2787m, 15000e, 16027w cexkb-

Oops. I don't know to this day whether that was intentional or not but I do remember laughing my butt off at the epic fail as I raido-ed away though. Bain was not as amused.