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  • Siduri
    Siduri Member Posts: 1,619 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    @Hhaos -> This is still a great way to help. I've been known to raid on my tablet, with debatable success, but lately I've been relying on my other skills to help when I'm not able to participate: Inking tattoos for free and providing loads of free inks to our runies. I'm with you on this one!

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    AlcinaeRuth
  • Cyla
    Cyla YggdrasilMember Posts: 207 ✭✭✭✭ - Eminent
    Last raid I was in I basically logged on and SVO quit working, as Targossas was raiding Ashtan.
    But, they killed me and I was able to fix it at the cave, so, all in all I guess it worked out.
    One day I'll be useful in a fight. *sagenod*

    (Party): Marcalo says, "You will want hypno in place."


    (Party): Marcalo says, "When you attempt this lock."


    (Party): Marcalo says, "So as to make it roughsex."

  • Xith
    Xith Member Posts: 2,602 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    This was my last act as a jester. I think it counts:

    http://pastehtml.com/view/drpa72bj6.html
    I like my steak like I like my Magic cards: mythic rare.
    Corr
  • Jonathin
    Jonathin Retired in a hole.Member Posts: 3,406 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    That is the stupidest thing I've ever seen.

    My site will remain up, but will not be maintained. The repository will continue to have scripts added to it if I decide to play another game. Maybe I'll see you around in Starmourn!
    Tutorials and scripts  The Repository

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  • Santar
    Santar Member, Secret Squirrel Posts: 2,482 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    edited December 2013
    Well, -did- it put you in absolve range or not?

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  • Dunn
    Dunn Member, Secret Squirrel Posts: 6,324 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Moot point because there wasn't a priest in that particular fight.


  • Sothantos
    Sothantos Member Posts: 617 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Did you live?
  • Dunn
    Dunn Member, Secret Squirrel Posts: 6,324 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    NOPE but that was a foregone conclusion when I dipped below 100h with more than two people in the room!


  • Cooper
    Cooper Member Posts: 5,782 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Did you kill anyone between the enfeeble and the next damage attack?

  • Santar
    Santar Member, Secret Squirrel Posts: 2,482 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    somehow I doubt Dunn was mashing his damage macro at 20 health.

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    JonathinShirszaeSkye
  • Mishgul
    Mishgul Trondheim, NorwayMember Posts: 5,378 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    I would be. It is the only way.

    -

    One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important

    As drawn by Shayde
    hic locus est ubi mors gaudet succurrere vitae
    Dartega
  • Dunn
    Dunn Member, Secret Squirrel Posts: 6,324 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    That's the only time to mash it bc if you burst, you regain eqbal. DOUBLE TRUENAMES.

    ALAS... I did not.


    Atalkez
  • Xith
    Xith Member Posts: 2,602 @@ - Legendary Achaean

    (p) 4492h.100%, 5899m.100%, 19320e, 21815w 16.5% excdbkr- 23:28:02.345

    (Party): Dalran says, "Arrow in bag."

    (p) 4492h.100%, 5899m.100%, 19320e, 21815w 16.5% excdbkr- 23:28:03.472

    (Party): Dalran says, "Arrow in bag."

    (p) 4492h.100%, 5899m.100%, 19320e, 21815w 16.5% excdbkr- 23:28:03.532

    (Party): Dalran says, "Arrow in bag."

    (p) 4492h.100%, 5899m.100%, 19320e, 21815w 16.5% excdbkr- 23:28:03.648

    (Party): Dalran says, "Arrow in bag."

    (p) 4492h.100%, 5899m.100%, 19320e, 21815w 16.5% excdbkr- 23:28:03.766

    (Party): Dalran says, "Arrow in bag."

    (p) 4492h.100%, 5899m.100%, 19320e, 21815w 16.5% excdbkr- 23:28:03.898

    (Party): Dalran says, "Arrow in bag."

    (p) 4492h.100%, 5899m.100%, 19320e, 21815w 16.5% excdbkr- 23:28:04.189

    (Party): Dalran says, "Arrow in bag."

    (p) 4492h.100%, 5899m.100%, 19320e, 21815w 16.5% excdbkr- 23:28:04.293

    Hirst pokes at a metal tank radiating waves of heat urgently.   (FULL)

    (p) 4492h.100%, 5899m.100%, 19320e, 21815w 16.5% excdbkr- 23:28:04.505

    You intensify your efforts to break the dimensional link.

        <<<  <<<  <<<  [--5 more needed--]  >>>  >>>  >>>

    (p) 4492h.100%, 5899m.100%, 19320e, 21827w 16.5% excdbkr- 23:28:05.623

    Atalkez takes a drink from an oaken vial.

    (p) 4492h.100%, 5899m.100%, 19320e, 21827w 16.5% excdbkr- 23:28:06.646

    (Party): Dalran says, "Oops."

    (p) 4492h.100%, 5899m.100%, 19320e, 21827w 16.5% excdbkr- 23:28:06.821

    (Party): Hirst says, "Smooth."

    (p) 4492h.100%, 5899m.100%, 19320e, 21807w 16.5% excdbkr- 23:28:08.490

    (Party): Dalran says, "Thats not put."

    (p) 4492h.100%, 5899m.100%, 19320e, 21807w 16.5% excdbkr- 23:28:08.673




    You guys can have your Shallamite back.

    I like my steak like I like my Magic cards: mythic rare.
    HhaosDalranSaeva
  • Xith
    Xith Member Posts: 2,602 @@ - Legendary Achaean

    You intensify your efforts to break the dimensional link.

        <<<  <<<  <<<  [--3 more needed--]  >>>  >>>  >>>

    (p) 4492h.100%, 5899m.100%, 19320e, 22088w 16.5% excdbkr- 23:30:05.538

    Hirst urges you onwards.

    (p) 4492h.100%, 5899m.100%, 19320e, 22092w 16.5% excdbkr- 23:30:10.099

    (Party): Dalran says, "Heh."

    (p) 4492h.100%, 5899m.100%, 19320e, 22092w 16.5% excdbkr- 23:30:11.010

    Hirst urges a metal tank radiating waves of heat onwards.   (FULL)

    (p) 4492h.100%, 5899m.100%, 19320e, 22092w 16.5% excdbkr- 23:30:12.418

    (p) 4492h.100%, 5899m.100%, 19320e, 22092w 16.5% excdbkr- 23:30:13.447hirst 3 left

    You cease your severing of the dimensional link.

    You tell Eldritch General Hirst da'Miras, "3 left."

    (p) 4492h.100%, 5899m.100%, 19320e, 22115w 16.5% excdbkr- 23:30:21.611say you must be joking

    You say, "You must be joking."

    (p) 4492h.100%, 5899m.100%, 19320e, 22115w 16.5% excdbkr- 23:30:21.789

    You cringe and drop your face into your palms with a shake of your head.

    (p) 4492h.100%, 5899m.100%, 19320e, 22127w 16.5% excdbkr- 23:30:25.337

    Atalkez says to Hirst in a silky, smooth tenor voice, "You could talk tanky to 

    it?"

    Hirst says in an eerie, subdued voice, "You cancelled it."

    (p) 4492h.100%, 5899m.100%, 19320e, 22139w 16.5% excdbkr- 23:30:26.920

    Hirst gives a pained sigh.

    (p) 4492h.100%, 5899m.100%, 19320e, 22139w 16.5% excdbkr- 23:30:28.984

    Hirst says in an eerie, subdued voice, "Oh wel."

    (p) 4492h.100%, 5897m.99%, 19320e, 22150w 16.5% excdbkr- 23:30:31.694

    (Party): Kross says, "Are we going to blow tank and start killing guards."

    (p) 4492h.100%, 5897m.99%, 19320e, 22150w 16.5% excdbkr- 23:30:32.773

    Atalkez says in a silky, smooth tenor voice, "What."

    (p) 4492h.100%, 5897m.99%, 19320e, 22150w 16.5% excdbkr- 23:30:33.489

    Hirst says in an eerie, subdued voice, "Tank is close anyway."

    (p) 4492h.100%, 5897m.99%, 19320e, 22150w 16.5% excdbkr- 23:30:34.104hirst forgot TELL

    You tell Eldritch General Hirst da'Miras, "Forgot TELL."




    You win this round, wormhole...

    I like my steak like I like my Magic cards: mythic rare.
    HaldonCyla
  • Carmell
    Carmell Eastern WashingtonMember Posts: 473 ✭✭✭✭ - Eminent
    Darroth said:
    The one that comes to mind at the moment is when Shallam was getting ready to kill some of Ashtan's or Mhaldor's guards. We were all grouped up on Ascending, deffing up and waiting for our serpent to get in position. I forget the specific details but out of fucking no where someone targets Guard on PT and I'm pretty sure it was Carmell that just started bashing the shit out of our own guards. I wasn't really paying attention and the sudden spam made me jump in my chair and think we were in the enemy city. So I start mashing my gut alias on our own guards, and I know at least four or five other people were as well. Almost half of our group dies, everyone from other cities are laughing and wtfing at the deathsights on ooc clans and we didn't even get to raid anyone. I was more of a serious player back then but even I couldn't stop laughing for a solid minute.
    Pretty sure that wasn't me.  I was sleeping for 6 years.
    Darroth
  • Darroth
    Darroth Member Posts: 108 ✭✭✭ - Distinguished
    @cooper was there, @aisling too I know for sure. Maybe they can help.


    Trying to think of a more unique situation where I fucked up instead of just the standard mis queues like running into ret, earring travels, running into enemy.

    Think one time I just kai choked Ellodin when he was getting focused during a sanction raid in Ashtan. Think I was trying to mind lock him defensively or something but yeah... he died. I kept quiet and don't think he ever noticed though


    Skye
  • Aisling
    Aisling Member Posts: 43 ✭✭✭ - Distinguished
    Darroth said:
    The one that comes to mind at the moment is when Shallam was getting ready to kill some of Ashtan's or Mhaldor's guards. We were all grouped up on Ascending, deffing up and waiting for our serpent to get in position. I forget the specific details but out of fucking no where someone targets Guard on PT and I'm pretty sure it was Carmell that just started bashing the shit out of our own guards. I wasn't really paying attention and the sudden spam made me jump in my chair and think we were in the enemy city. So I start mashing my gut alias on our own guards, and I know at least four or five other people were as well. Almost half of our group dies, everyone from other cities are laughing and wtfing at the deathsights on ooc clans and we didn't even get to raid anyone. I was more of a serious player back then but even I couldn't stop laughing for a solid minute.
    I think it was Beatrice, not Carmell :P
    AchillesDarroth
  • Katzchen
    Katzchen MhaldorMember Posts: 2,000 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    edited January 2014
    That time I respawned outside the cave right before our raid defence leader @Arador. I then actually LOOKed at him. "Sir, is there a reason you aren't wearing any clothes?"

    I think his retort was something about trying to blind the enemy raiders. :P Just the mental image of this 7 foot troll barking out orders, and charging into the fray... with not a stitch of clothing or armour.


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                                                                     Necromanctic to the core,

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  • Dunn
    Dunn Member, Secret Squirrel Posts: 6,324 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    @Sothantos LOL I remember that. That was hilarious.


  • Dontarion
    Dontarion Member Posts: 154 ✭✭✭ - Distinguished
    There are raid successes?
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    @DontarionDrakor for twitter boredom.


  • Anaidiana
    Anaidiana Member Posts: 834 @ - Epic Achaean
    Dontarion said:
    There are raid successes?
    In the Rants threads. 


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    Jonathin
  • Santar
    Santar Member, Secret Squirrel Posts: 2,482 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Aisling said:
    Darroth said:
    The one that comes to mind at the moment is when Shallam was getting ready to kill some of Ashtan's or Mhaldor's guards. We were all grouped up on Ascending, deffing up and waiting for our serpent to get in position. I forget the specific details but out of fucking no where someone targets Guard on PT and I'm pretty sure it was Carmell that just started bashing the shit out of our own guards. I wasn't really paying attention and the sudden spam made me jump in my chair and think we were in the enemy city. So I start mashing my gut alias on our own guards, and I know at least four or five other people were as well. Almost half of our group dies, everyone from other cities are laughing and wtfing at the deathsights on ooc clans and we didn't even get to raid anyone. I was more of a serious player back then but even I couldn't stop laughing for a solid minute.
    I think it was Beatrice, not Carmell :P
    what's the difference?

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  • Darroth
    Darroth Member Posts: 108 ✭✭✭ - Distinguished
    Was definitely beatrice, sorry Carmell :)
    Carmell
  • Dalran
    Dalran Member Posts: 244 ✭✭✭ - Distinguished
    Xith said:

    snip

    There were so many fails in just that one raid, it was ridiculous haha. Honestly the way our luck was going Targ might have been able to rush us and kill us :P
    Xith
  • Rangor
    Rangor Member Posts: 3,308 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    oh, anyone logged my pro portal to and stampede with eleusis group into 20 mhaldorians and a totem yesterday?

    I swear I wasn't conscious for half of that.
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