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  • It's the law of being a Serpent. Someone will -always- walk into your room while you are trying to phase.

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  • In a large rowboat.
    The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. You are in a large wooden rowboat. Slats of 
    wood cross the interior frequently to provide sitting space for the passengers. On either side of the boat, towards 
    the back, is an iron ring, through which an extremely long oar is passed. Giorian, the ferryman stands here, a 
    stoic expression on his face.
    There are no obvious exits.
     H4807 100%  M3273 97% WP13974 99% E 20750  100% XP  75.3% KAI- ex 
    The ferry arrives at A private cove and you disembark.
    A private cove.
    The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. A small wooden sign is here. Gareth, the 
    ferryman stands here, a stoic expression upon his face. An icewall is here, blocking passage to the north. Preening 
    its metal-edged feathers, an enormous Stymphalian bird glares about itself with beady, red eyes. A sigil in the 
    shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground.
    You see exits leading north and southwest.
    A wormhole is here, leading to: Cobblestone path (#4378) in Tasur'ke.
     H4807 100%  M3273 97% WP13980 99% E 20750  100% XP  75.3% KAI- ex 
    An arrow flies towards you, shot by Earionduil.
    It strikes you, gouging a deep and bloody wound.
     ----------------------- 
    |     SHOT! | SHOT!     |
     ----------------------- 
    A prickly stinging overcomes your body, fading away into numbness.
     H3421 71%  M3273 97% WP13980 99% E 20750  100% XP  75.3% KAI- ex (sip health|outr magnesium|eat magnesium)(-1386h, 
    28.8%) 
    You move sluggishly into action.
     H3421 71%  M3273 97% WP13980 99% E 20750  100% XP  75.3% KAI- ex 
    You move sluggishly into action.
    (svo): auto-detected retardation.

    (svo): Slow curing mode enabled.

    (svo):  (autotsc) - command overrides enabled.
    (a)  H3421 71%  M3273 97% WP13980 99% E 20750  100% XP  75.3% KAI- ex (outr magnesium)
    You move sluggishly into action.
    (a)  H3421 71%  M3273 97% WP13980 99% E 20750  100% XP  75.3% KAI- ex 
    You move sluggishly into action.
    (a)  H3421 71%  M3273 97% WP13980 99% E 20750  100% XP  75.3% KAI- ex 
    You move sluggishly into action.
    (a)  H3421 71%  M3273 97% WP13980 99% E 20750  100% XP  75.3% KAI- ex 
    An arrow flies in towards you.
    It strikes you, gouging a deep and bloody wound.
     ----------------------- 
    |     SHOT! | SHOT!     |
     ----------------------- 
    A prickly stinging overcomes your body, fading away into numbness.
    (a)  H2035 42%  M3273 97% WP13980 99% E 20750  100% XP  75.3% KAI- ex (-1386h, 28.8%) 
    You remove 1 magnesium, bringing the total in the Rift to 195.
    (a)  H2035 42%  M3273 97% WP13980 99% E 20750  100% XP  75.3% KAI- ex (eat magnesium)
    You move sluggishly into action.
    (a)  H2035 42%  M3273 97% WP13980 99% E 20750  100% XP  75.3% KAI- ex 
    You eat a magnesium chip.
    Your muscles unlock; you are no longer paralysed. (2.481s)
    (a)  H2035 42%  M3273 97% WP13986 99% E 20750  100% XP  75.3% KAI- ex (sip health)
    You move sluggishly into action.
    (a)  H2035 42%  M3273 97% WP13986 99% E 20750  100% XP  75.3% KAI- ex goto ashtan
    (mapper): Starting speedwalk from 2864 to 436: 
    An arrow flies in towards you.
    It strikes you, gouging a deep and bloody wound.
     ----------------------- 
    |     SHOT! | SHOT!     |
     ----------------------- 
    A surge of rejuvenating energy floods your system, healing your wounds.
    Your insomnia has cleared up.
    (a)  H2571 53%  M3273 97% WP13986 99% E 20750  100% XP  75.3% KAI- ex (+536h, 11.2%) 
    An arrow flies towards you, shot by Earionduil.
    It strikes you, gouging a deep and bloody wound.
     ----------------------- 
    |     SHOT! | SHOT!     |
     ----------------------- 
    You feel incredibly tired, and fall asleep immediately.
    (a)  H1185 24%  M3273 97% WP13986 99% E 20750  100% XP  75.3% KAI- ex (-1386h, 28.8%) 
    You are asleep and can do nothing. WAKE will attempt to wake you.
    (a)  H1185 24%  M3273 97% WP13986 99% E 20750  100% XP  75.3% KAI- ex 
    You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.537s)
    (a)  H1185 24%  M3273 97% WP13986 99% E 20750  100% XP  75.3% KAI- ex 
    (wake up)
    You move sluggishly into action.
    (a)  H1185 24%  M3273 97% WP13986 99% E 20750  100% XP  75.3% KAI- ex 
    You bleed 516 health.
    (a)  H669 13%  M3273 97% WP13986 99% E 20750  100% XP  75.3% KAI- ex (-516h, 10.7%) 
    You open your eyes and yawn mightily. (1.755s)
    (a)  H909 18%  M3273 97% WP13986 99% E 20750  100% XP  75.3% KAI- ex (stand)(+240h, 5.0%) 
    You move sluggishly into action.
    (a)  H909 18%  M3273 97% WP13986 99% E 20750  100% XP  75.3% KAI- ex mstop
    (mapper): Stopped walking.
    ts
    (svo): Will keep shield up.
    An arrow flies in towards you.
    It strikes you, gouging a deep and bloody wound.
     ----------------------- 
    |     SHOT! | SHOT!     |
     ----------------------- 
    Unable to withstand the arrow piercing your chest, you stumble to the ground as darkness overtakes you.
    You have been slain by Bonko.

    Great way to get the day started.. where's the coffee :(

    All I've had today are six gummy bears and some scotch
  • Chapel said:
    You eat a magnesium chip.
    Your muscles unlock; you are no longer paralysed. (2.481s)
    (a)  H2035 42%  M3273 97% WP13986 99% E 20750  100% XP  75.3% KAI- ex (sip health)
    You move sluggishly into action.
    (a)  H2035 42%  M3273 97% WP13986 99% E 20750  100% XP  75.3% KAI- ex goto ashtan
    (mapper): Starting speedwalk from 2864 to 436: 
    there's your solution
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  • Chapel said:
    You eat a magnesium chip.
    Your muscles unlock; you are no longer paralysed. (2.481s)
    (a)  H2035 42%  M3273 97% WP13986 99% E 20750  100% XP  75.3% KAI- ex (sip health)
    You move sluggishly into action.
    (a)  H2035 42%  M3273 97% WP13986 99% E 20750  100% XP  75.3% KAI- ex goto ashtan
    (mapper): Starting speedwalk from 2864 to 436: 
    there's your solution
    Yea I know, I was trying to get to Ashtan to spar a friend, I didn't realize I was going to come out into retardation, but my friend said @Bonko was in Shastaan so I figured I'd just pass him up.
     Of course that didnt work.

    All I've had today are six gummy bears and some scotch
  • ValdusValdus Australia
    WTB Runeguard 1v1 logs. Preferably with them winning!

    Viva la Bluef.
  • Get your Imperian lingo out of here
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  • http://pastebin.com/DCJKXnuR - There's no surviving, no escape!

    "You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else."

     -Albert Einstein

  • I missed killing you by 49 health? Ugh.

    Also, total fail on the double web with @Hasar. Twice, no less. Need more gank practice.
  • MishgulMishgul Trondheim, Norway
    s club party

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    One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important

    As drawn by Shayde
    hic locus est ubi mors gaudet succurrere vitae
  • RuthRuth Singapore
    Are we doing it better than Targossas?!
    "Mummy, I'm hungry, but there's no one to eat! :C"

     

  • edited July 2013
    Santar said:
    Jovolo said:
    4460h, 3850m, 21198e, 14849w cxkd-48.0%- [R]18:07:42:720
    Iakimen viciously jabs an ornate steel rapier into you.
    A prickly stinging overcomes your body, fading away into numbness.
    <Voynich>: +Paralysis!+
    Lightning-quick, Iakimen jabs you with an ornate steel rapier.
    You feel a tightening sensation grow in your lungs.
    <Voynich>: +Asthma!+
    3200h, 3850m, 21198e, 14849w cxkd-48.0%- [R]18:07:43:309

    1260 damage without sensitivity? Fine, I guess he'll sacrifice a little bit of speed for it, I can recover eq and then bail.

    Iakimen viciously jabs an ornate steel rapier into you.
    A prickly stinging overcomes your body, fading away into numbness.
    <Voynich>: +Paralysis!+
    Iakimen viciously jabs an ornate steel rapier into you.
    You feel a tightening sensation grow in your lungs.
    996h, 3850m, 21198e, 14855w cxkd-48.0%- [R]18:07:44:813 <- wait what? 1.5 dsl?

    Lightning-quick, Iakimen jabs you with an ornate steel rapier.
    The final blow is too much for you, and you fall to the floor a broken, bloody mess.
    You have been slain by Iakimen.
    0h, 3600m, 21200e, 14780w ex-43.0%- [Paused][R]18:07:46:388 <- wow, - me.
    This is a fake log. Knights can not do damage. I have heard it straight from the mouth of many Knights on this forum. It is impossible to kill anyone with damage as a Knight, ever. The proper way to play knight is to make your strength as low as possible, turn off fury, use 55 damage rapiers, and then complain on the forums that you can't kill anyone.
    -- Kardal hits me for 2500 with a runeblade hit with 1 dsl. Damage knight dose exist! Thats with my armor and alchemist robes that protect from lightning, fire, cutting and magic. 
  • Iakimen hurts too though, but its mostly speedy
  • edited July 2013
    Jovolo said:
    they're not very good in 1v1

    Oh look I have asthma I'm jusrt going to leave the room

    Oh look they're stacking mentals I'm just going to leave the room/touch shield. 

    Fitness spam. Curseward spam. Can't even use Nightmare against Devotionists/Elementalists, and even if you do it's just guesswork assuming when slickness hits, and at that point you still have to stick asthma (And impatience+weariness if they can fitness).

    Basically boned without trample and shatter




    Momentum class, follow or block them or something
  • ValdusValdus Australia
    Mizik said:
    Get your Imperian lingo out of here
    Haha. I completely missed that one. My bad.

    Viva la Bluef.
  • @Jovolo lol i'm keepin it real and tryin to make Jester not seem OP. Seriously though, I thought you need two arms to behead with a battleaxe.Shows how much I know about them that I'd think they were two-handed weapons.
  • @Kaie You don't even need to use fashions to stop behead...
  • edited August 2013
    The dumbest relapse ever.

    4692h, 5369m, 22760e, 25379w cxkdb-1k
    Santar pricks you twice in rapid succession with his dirk.
    You notice that your sweat glands have begun to rapidly secrete a foul, oily 
    substance.
    You feel a tightening sensation grow in your lungs.
    4692h, 5369m, 22760e, 25379w cxkdb-2k
    You swoon as you suffer a toxic relapse.
    Your vision is flooded with light, and your face suddenly reddens. << Illusion
    4692h, 5369m, 22760e, 25379w cxkdb-2k
    Santar eats a hawthorn berry.
    4692h, 5369m, 22760e, 25379w cxkdb-2k
    You have recovered equilibrium.
    4692h, 5369m, 22760e, 25379w cexkdb-2k
    Santar snaps his fingers in front of you.
    4692h, 5369m, 22760e, 25379w cexkdb-2k
    You may command another entity to do your bidding.
    4692h, 5369m, 22760e, 25379w cexkdb-2k
    You swoon as you suffer a toxic relapse.
    A prickly stinging overcomes your body, fading away into numbness.
    4692h, 5369m, 22760e, 25379w cexkdb-2k
    You are paralysed and cannot do that.
    4692h, 5369m, 22760e, 25379w cexkdb-2k
    You are paralysed and cannot do that.
    4692h, 5369m, 22760e, 25379w cexkdb-2k
    You may eat another plant or mineral.
    4692h, 5369m, 22760e, 25379w cexkdb-2k
    Frustratingly, your body won't respond to your call to action.
    4692h, 5369m, 22760e, 25379w cexkdb-2k
    You are paralysed and cannot do that.
    4692h, 5369m, 22760e, 25379w cexkdb-2k
    You eat a piece of kelp.
    Your bronchial tubes open up and your asthma is cured.
    4692h, 5369m, 22760e, 25379w cexkdb-1k
    You remove 1 kelp, bringing the total in the Rift to 1717.
    4692h, 5369m, 22760e, 25379w cexkdb-1k
    You take a long drag off your pipe. - Valerian puffs remaining: 8
    Your glands cease their oily secretion.
    4692h, 5369m, 22760e, 25379w cexkdb-1k
    You see a deer wander through a clearing in the distance.
    4692h, 5369m, 22760e, 25379w cexkdb-1k
    You shuffle your feet noisily, suddenly bored.
    4692h, 5369m, 22760e, 25379w cexkdb-1k
    You swoon as you suffer a toxic relapse.
    You feel a tightening sensation grow in your lungs.
    4692h, 5369m, 22760e, 25391w cexkdb-2k
    You feel an aura of rebounding surround you.
    You may eat another plant or mineral. <No eat goes through fml.
    4692h, 5369m, 22760e, 25391w cexkdb-2k
    You swoon as you suffer a toxic relapse.
    You notice that your sweat glands have begun to rapidly secrete a foul, oily 
    substance.
    4692h, 5369m, 22760e, 25391w cexkdb-2k
    You just received message #2868 from Mizik.
    4692h, 5369m, 22760e, 25391w cexkdb-2k
    Your aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
    Frustratingly, your body won't respond to your call to action. <<Lag too.
    4692h, 5369m, 22760e, 25391w cexkdb-2k
    Santar pricks you twice in rapid succession with his dirk.
    A prickly stinging overcomes your body, fading away into numbness.
    The idea of eating or drinking is repulsive to you.
    4692h, 5369m, 22760e, 25391w cexkdb-2k
    [Nutmeg]: Softlocked, TREE or FOOL recommended!
    [Nutmeg]: Locked :(
    Your state of paralysis prevents you from doing that.


    Was just about to madness too :( Was too balls to the wall with my new shinies and played straight up v T Fang. Never smart.


  • edited August 2013
    Get some.

    Also yeah, I was gonna be screwed if I didn't lock you there, since I had been going full on offense for like 8 seconds without curing anything at all. Gotta get dem lines.

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  • edited August 2013
    Feel like someone revamped the backend coding for scytherus haha. First time I read over that I wtf'd so loudly.

    Good lock.


  • http://pastebin.com/E5EUAYpr

    -- Though to be fair to Turoi, he thought it was still bloodbath, and it's just an arena game! But sudden ebon fist gank op! :D

  • Hot relapse.
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  • edited August 2013
    nvm
  • TuroiTuroi Missouri :(
    I'm SOOOO sorry @Hasar

    "Slowly disappear. Never really here."

  • Lol, I'm so bad.

    http://pastebin.com/GvGWi55M

    Was spamming snipe macro instead of evade macro at the start, panicked as to why I was not moving but didn't look to see WHY. Wings escape? Nah, I'll just give myself away and tumble instead.
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    It is now the 1st of Valnuary, 632 years after the fall of the Seleucarian 
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    I like my steak like I like my Magic cards: mythic rare.
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