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  • I clearly win.
  • Dem voltori are overpowered. Robert Patterson never had a chance :(
  • You're adorable. We only did that to you, qt. Reap what you sow etc.


  • "You don't agree with us on the forums or ICly, so we gank you harder than everyone else even though you have barely logged in the last ~3 rl months. Oh and we do gank your alt like this too even though you haven't played him seriously in 2 rl years"

    Fixed that for you.

  • Boop boop. I luv u.
  • MishgulMishgul Trondheim, Norway
    that doesn't even make any sense

    -

    One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important

    As drawn by Shayde
    hic locus est ubi mors gaudet succurrere vitae
  • edited February 2013
    If Achaea was a reality tv show, this would be Hashan v *shallam



    (Summary: gank log in picture form)
  • I thought he meant he was out of karma. Then I thought 'No, wait. Monk.'

    I am *not* keeping up with this very well. :(
  • FitzFitz Fire and Spice
    Cooper said:
    You guys are cool and provide great, reasonable conflict to the city who has no indoor rooms, guards, totems or anywhere to run.

    With mounting horror, you realise that the meteorite is heading straight for 
    your location.
    6022h, 5822m, 22252e, 24185w cxkdb-
    Fitz rubs his fingers briskly on a Tarot card.
    6022h, 5822m, 22272e, 24185w cxkdb-
    Fitz's attack rebounds off your magical shield.
    6022h, 5822m, 22272e, 24185w cxkdb-
    The meteor, shot by Sohl, slams into your shield, shattering it.
    6022h, 5822m, 22272e, 24185w cxkdb-
    You have recovered equilibrium.
    6022h, 5788m, 22272e, 24179w cexkdb-
    Sohl rubs his fingers briskly on a Tarot card.
    6022h, 5788m, 22272e, 24179w cexkdb-
    Sohl hurls a tarot card with the image of the Hanged Man on it at you. As it 
    reaches you, a huge mass of rope bursts out of it, entrapping and hindering you.
    6022h, 5788m, 22272e, 24179w cexkdb-
    Fitz rubs his fingers briskly on a Tarot card.
    6022h, 5788m, 22272e, 24179w cexkdb-
    Fitz's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
    Fitz hurls a tarot card with the image of the Hanged Man on it at you. As it 
    reaches you, a huge mass of rope bursts out of it, entrapping and hindering you.
    6022h, 5788m, 22272e, 24179w cexkdb-
    You say, "Duanathar."
    You are too tangled up to do that.
    6022h, 5788m, 22272e, 24179w cexkdb-
    You begin to struggle free of your entanglement.
    6022h, 5788m, 22272e, 24179w cekdb-
    With mounting horror, you realise that the meteorite is heading straight for 
    your location.
    6022h, 5788m, 22272e, 24179w cekdb-
    You have recovered balance on all limbs.
    6022h, 5788m, 22272e, 24197w cexkdb-
    Frozen by fear, you can do naught but watch, wide-eyed with terror, as Sohl's 
    blazing sphere streaks towards you and slams into your body, burning you 
    horribly.
    5021h, 5788m, 22272e, 24197w cexkdb-(-1001 Health)
    You take a drink from a silvery-blue glass vial.
    The elixir heals and soothes you.
    6022h, 5788m, 22272e, 24197w cexkdb-(+1001 Health)
    You have writhed free of your entanglement by ropes.
    6022h, 5788m, 22292e, 24197w cexkdb-
    You heave an almighty groan.
    6022h, 5788m, 22292e, 24197w cexkdb-
    Sohl reaches out and clenches a fist before you. You scream and double over in 
    agony as your skin bubbles with gangrenous growths.
    5127h, 5788m, 22292e, 24197w cexkdb-(-895 Health)
    You say, "Duanathar."
    You quickly utter "Duanathar" and your wings flare with power before swiftly 
    carrying you up to on the clouds.
    On the clouds.
    An icewall is here, blocking passage to the 
    north. A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. 
    Dunn Lichlord, Herald of the Outer Cold is here. Corporal Hirst da'Miras is 
    here, shrouded. His face is partially concealed beneath a raised hood. He wields
    a prismatic shield of pure crystal in his left hand and a deep red boomerang in 
    his right.
    You see exits leading north, northeast, southeast, south, southwest, west, 
    northwest, up, down, and in.
    A large ice eagle lets out a chilling screech at you as he tenses and spreads 
    his wings, poised to attack.
    5127h, 5788m, 22292e, 24197w cexkdb-
    Hirst rubs his fingers briskly on a Tarot card.
    5127h, 5788m, 22292e, 24197w cexkdb-
    Hirst hurls a tarot card with the image of the Hanged Man on it at you. As it 
    reaches you, a huge mass of rope bursts out of it, entrapping and hindering you.
    5127h, 5788m, 22292e, 24197w cexkdb-
    (Party): Draqoom says, "Cooper (1) LEFT Targossas!"
    5127h, 5788m, 22292e, 24197w cexkdb-
    Hirst rubs his fingers briskly on a Tarot card.
    5127h, 5788m, 22292e, 24197w cexkdb-
    Dunn's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
    Dunn draws his blade back and plunges it deep into your helpless body impaling 
    it to the hilt.
    4483h, 5760m, 22292e, 24192w cexkdb-(-644 Health, -28 Mana)
    Dunn takes a long drag off his pipe.
    dunn CURED AEON
    dunn CURED AEON
    dunn CURED AEON
    4483h, 5760m, 22292e, 24192w cexkdb-
    A hand-sized tick with a human face leaps for your throat.
    Driven by the scent of fresh blood, the leech leaps and attaches itself to your 
    wound.
    4483h, 5760m, 22292e, 24192w cexkdb-
    (Party): Tesha says, "Does sear take balance or not?"
    4483h, 5760m, 22292e, 24192w cexkdb-
    You begin to writhe furiously to escape the blade that has impaled you.
    4483h, 5760m, 22292e, 24192w cekdb-
    A bubonis entity scuttles over to you and then suddenly leaps up, latching 
    itself to your head.
    You feel suddenly as if food is the most repulsive thing you can imagine.
    A chaos worm begins burrowing into your belly.
    4483h, 5760m, 22292e, 24210w cekdb-
    You have recovered balance on all limbs.
    4603h, 5880m, 22292e, 24210w cexkdb-(+120 Health, +120 Mana)
    You begin to writhe furiously to escape the blade that has impaled you.
    4603h, 5880m, 22292e, 24210w cekdb-
    As Dunn shifts the blade transfixing your gut, the loathsome kiss of metal 
    ravages your insides.
    You feel weak and lightheaded.
    4542h, 5955m, 22292e, 24210w cekdb-(-61 Health, +75 Mana)
    You may drink another health or mana elixir or tonic.
    4542h, 5955m, 22312e, 24210w cekdb-
    The idea of putting something in your stomach sickens you.
    4542h, 5955m, 22312e, 24210w cekdb- (apply epidermal to body)
    You take out some salve and quickly rub it on your body.
    Food is no longer repulsive to you.
    4542h, 5955m, 22312e, 24210w cekdb- (anorexia -)
    You bleed 70 health.
    4472h, 5955m, 22312e, 24210w cekdb-(-70 Health)
    Zinka has been slain by the might of a steel-encased Death Knight.
    4472h, 5955m, 22312e, 24210w cekdb-
    Hirst rubs his fingers briskly on a Tarot card.
    4472h, 5955m, 22312e, 24210w cekdb-
    Hirst hurls a tarot card with the image of the Hanged Man on it at you. As it 
    reaches you, a huge mass of rope bursts out of it, entrapping and hindering you.
    4472h, 5955m, 22312e, 24210w cekdb-
    Something interferes with your ability to clot. (outr|eat ginseng)
    4472h, 5955m, 22312e, 24210w cekdb-
    You are too tangled up to do that.
    You cannot do that because both of your arms must be whole and unbound.
    4472h, 5955m, 22312e, 24210w cekdb-
    What do you want to eat?
    4472h, 5955m, 22312e, 24210w cekdb-
    You have recovered balance on all limbs.
    4472h, 5955m, 22312e, 24210w cexkdb-
    Fitz Devi arrives from the ether.
    Lianca arrives, following Sohl.
    4472h, 5955m, 22312e, 24210w cexkdb-
    Sohl rubs his fingers briskly on a Tarot card.
    4472h, 5955m, 22312e, 24210w cexkdb-
    Sohl's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
    Sohl hurls a tarot card with the image of the Hanged Man on it at you. As it 
    reaches you, a huge mass of rope bursts out of it, entrapping and hindering you.
    Sohl throws a Lovers tarot at you and as it strikes true, you fall hopelessly in
    love with him.
    4472h, 5955m, 22312e, 24210w cexkdb-
    (Party): Draqoom says, "Fitz, Lianca and Sohl (3) LEFT Targossas!"
    4472h, 5955m, 22312e, 24210w cexkdb-
    Sohl takes a long drag off his pipe.
    4472h, 5955m, 22312e, 24210w cexkdb-
    The chimera tries to ram you, but just pushes your levitating body around.
    4472h, 5955m, 22312e, 24210w cexkdb-
    You take a drink from a silvery-blue glass vial.
    Horribly, you feel the tick suck some of the elixir out of your throat.
    The elixir heals and soothes you.
    5198h, 5955m, 22312e, 24210w cexkdb-(+726 Health)
    A nearly invisible magical shield forms around Lianca.
    5198h, 5955m, 22312e, 24210w cexkdb-
    A mess of green slime envelops you quickly.
    5198h, 5955m, 22312e, 24210w cexkdb-
    You may apply another salve or balm to yourself.
    5198h, 5955m, 22312e, 24210w cexkdb-
    You groan in pain as Dunn twists the blade within your gut.
    5146h, 5926m, 22312e, 24205w cexkdb-(-52 Health, -29 Mana)
    The gremlin races between your legs, throwing you off-balance.
    Your mana and will are drained by the Sycophant.
    5146h, 5445m, 22312e, 24166w cekdb-(-481 Mana)
    The chaos hound explodes into a fury of claws and teeth, rending your flesh.
    The crone strokes your left arm gently, withering it into uselessness.
    4685h, 5445m, 22312e, 24166w cekdb-(-461 Health)
    With an heroic effort you manage to writhe yourself free from the weapon that 
    impaled you.
    4685h, 5445m, 22312e, 24166w cekdb-
    A soulmaster entity lets loose a horrible scream as a dark stream of primal 
    chaos flows from it and into your very being.
    4685h, 5445m, 22312e, 24166w cekdb-
    You begin to struggle free of your entanglement.
    4885h, 5295m, 22312e, 24136w cekdb-(+200 Health, -150 Mana)
    The chaos hound explodes into a fury of claws and teeth, rending your flesh.
    4424h, 5295m, 22312e, 24136w cekdb-(-461 Health)
    With a sibilant 'shhhiiiinnngggt!', Dunn smoothly sheathes Waning Fates.
    4424h, 5295m, 22312e, 24154w cekdb-
    4424h, 5295m, 22312e, 24154w cekdb-
    Dunn draws his blade back and plunges it deep into your helpless body impaling 
    it to the hilt.
    3780h, 5295m, 22312e, 24154w cekdb-(-644 Health)
    The chimera's dragon head exhales a cloud of gas at you, and you feel sleepy.
    Your insomnia has cleared up.
    3780h, 5295m, 22312e, 24154w cekdb-
    The Anthem shifts, protecting from magical damage.
    3780h, 5295m, 22312e, 24154w cekdb-
    You clench your fists, grit your teeth, and banish all possibility of sleep.
    3780h, 5195m, 22312e, 24154w cekdb-(-100 Mana)
    Nemutaur appears, a look of love in his eyes.
    I got an honorable mention! Thanks Coop!





  • The Eleusian Gatehouse.
    A smattering of clouds fills the sky, lacing it with spiderwebs of grey. A runic
    totem is planted solidly in the ground. A cute little humgii is sitting here 
    placidly, attached to a leash. A limestone statue of a crouching warrior woman 
    with her palms flat on the ground is here, set before a stunted yew tree that 
    has been split by a bolt of lightning. A bronze floor brazier stands here, with 
    a pale violet radiance pouring forth from within. A sigil in the shape of a 
    small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. A mottled Mhojave Desert falcon 
    glides effortlessly to and fro. There are 5 Eleusian elementalists here. Like a 
    shadow, a sleek black jaguar pauses here. Spreading its majestic golden wings, a
    giant eagle searches the ground with piercing eyes.  Cloudwalker Cynlael 
    Du'Vantae, Sapient Tempest is here, vines undulating about his form. Bargain 
    Strategist, Hanley Longshanks-Hayabusa is here. His face is partially concealed 
    beneath a raised hood. Blackthorn General @Jhui Ta'sa, Archsentinel is here. 
    Druidess Ireth Ryndel is here. Her face is partially concealed beneath a raised 
    hood. She wields a wyvern-etched druidic quarterstaff in both hands.
    You see exits leading east and down.
    5391h, 3723m, 22647e, 17235w ex-

    You give Jhui a lecherous smooch.
    5391h, 3723m, 22647e, 17235w ex-

    The deep and endless black of the midnight sky is visible through the treetops.
    5391h, 3723m, 22647e, 17235w ex-

    Raising her hands to the sky, an Eleusian elementalist summons a mighty 
    hailstorm upon you. The falling stones strike your head, leaving your mind 
    scrambled.
    4098h, 3723m, 22647e, 17235w ex-

    Raising her hands to the sky, an Eleusian elementalist summons a mighty 
    hailstorm upon you. The falling stones strike your head, leaving your mind 
    scrambled.
    Pointing her staff at you, an Eleusian elementalist summons an ethereal vine to 
    lacerate your flesh with razor-sharp thorns.
    1688h, 3723m, 22647e, 17235w ex-

    Base of the Eleusian Gatehouse.
    A smattering of clouds fills the sky, lacing it with spiderwebs of grey. A 
    green-flowered ginseng plant has been planted here. A low-slung myrrh bush is 
    here. A red elm tree grows here, its branches gently swaying in the breeze. A 
    purple coneflower grows here, its large stalk straining towards the sky. A 
    lobelia wildflower is growing here. A low-lying wild ginger plant is growing 
    here. Some vegetables have been planted here. A selection of fruits dangles from
    nearby branches. Wearing a deep green cloak, a Tsol'aa archer calmly surveys the
    area. Elias the Gatekeeper is here, standing watch. A runic totem is planted 
    solidly in the ground. A large oak tree stands here, a silent reminder of a 
    legend. There are 2 woodland rangers here. Ever at the ready, a Briar Knight 
    stands here. A treekin warrior stands here surveying the area with a cautious 
    eye. An ornately carved cairn stone dominates the area. A magnificent sign has 
    been placed carefully in the ground here, bearing a proclamation. A sigil in the
    shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. An heraldic pennon 
    flies here, bearing the city arms of Eleusis. A large hellkite stands here, 
    shrouded in flame. There are 2 woolly lambs here. A grey mare stands here, her 
    mane and tail unusually wavy. A Thalassan kitten mews feebly at its immediate 
    surroundings. A wooden chest with a lining of green velvet is here. A stone 
    bench is here. A wooden stool is here.
    You see exits leading north and up.
    1688h, 3723m, 22637e, 17235w ex-

    Quarterstaff at the ready, an Eleusian elementalist enters from the up.
    Quarterstaff at the ready, an Eleusian elementalist enters from the up.
    1688h, 3723m, 22657e, 17235w ex-

    Swiftly dipping the tip of her arrow in a small vial at her hip, a Tsol'aa 
    archer fires the poisoned projectile at you with deadly accuracy.
    You feel your allergy to the sun going into temporary remission.
    A Briar Knight roars with fury as he brings his longsword around in an arc, its 
    blade biting into your flesh.
    You have been slain by a Briar Knight.
    0h, 3723m, 22657e, 17235w ex-

    You tell Blackthorn General Jhui Ta'sa, Archsentinel, "I ALMOST GOT OUT."
  • edited February 2013
    nvm I like Bonko
  • <3 Shallam bitchin' about 3v4 ganks and such...

    [here - Niks, Achilles, Kard, Terra and Sothantos (5)]

    1v5? This is why I love pit :D
  • As if you wouldn't just astralform away from the remaining two anyway :P

                   Party right, party hard,

                                            Sing and dance, perfect bard.

                                                                     Prefarar loop, accentato whore,

                                                                                             Buy a new rapier, get nerfed some more.

  • You bid your angel to put a protective shield around Tanaar.

    A massive, translucent hammer rises out of an Ashtani corsair's tattoo and smashes Tanaar's magical shield.

    You bid your angel to put a protective shield around Tanaar.

    The spout of molten lava surges against Tanaar's shield, shattering it with intense force and heat.

    Lianca reaches out and clenches a fist before Tanaar, who screams and doubles over in agony as his skin suddenly bubbles with gangrenous growths.
    Unable to maintain cohesion, Tanaar's mutated and warped flesh sloughs off from his bones as he 
    collapses to the ground in a twisted heap.
    Tanaar has been slain by Lianca.
    A starburst tattoo flares and bathes Tanaar in red light.

    :(

    Opening his massive maw, Darroth throws his head forward and blasts wave after wave of deadly, all-consuming cold at an Ashtani corsair.
    With a final, loud 'crack', his tortured and frozen body simply crumbles to pieces, eradicating his life with all-consuming cold.
    An Ashtani corsair has been slain by Darroth.

    Achilles rips into an Ashtani corsair with his massive, deadly claws.
    The final blow proves too much for an Ashtani corsair, who expires pitifully.
    An Ashtani corsair has been slain by Achilles.

    Opening his massive maw, Darroth throws his head forward and blasts wave after wave of deadly, all-consuming cold at an Ashtani corsair.
    With a final, loud 'crack', his tortured and frozen body simply crumbles to pieces, eradicating his life with all-consuming cold.
    An Ashtani corsair has been slain by Darroth.

    Garis pumps out at an Ashtani corsair with a powerful side kick.
    He connects!
    The final blow proves too much for an Ashtani corsair, who expires pitifully.
    An Ashtani corsair has been slain by Garis.

    Sothantos unleashes a vicious slash towards an Ashtani corsair before resheathing his blade, Waning Mercies.
    The final blow proves too much for an Ashtani corsair, who expires pitifully.
    An Ashtani corsair has been slain by Sothantos.

    :D, thankfully the amazing anti-guard bash Pit defence was missing, and we wrapped it up quickly despite giving a ton of warnings.
  • You sent the following message to @Dunn:
    May want to place an eye in with the eagle, fyi.
  • Tvistor said:
    Ugh, you lunatics, now they're going to kill our gua --

    Oh wait.
    It got written down.

    Twice.

    We will never forget.
    image
    Cascades of quicksilver light streak across the firmament as the celestial voice of Ourania intones, "Oh Jarrod..."

  • Achilles said:
    Zinka isn't, you should probably ask her to butt out ICly.

    Don't know what the safe room has to do with anything, pilging/earring/raidoing back into a city with a guard stack is the same thing.
    More than enough people have asked Zinka ICly even asked your faction to talk to her but we get the same reply, Zinka will say she's good aligned and can defend who she wants, your lot will either fail to respond or say she can do what she wants. I don't even know what you're playing at, who you trying to fool? 

    You need to get off this conversation and find something else to whine about, which I have no doubt you will in a short period of time. Someone needs to make a timeline of your stupid whining and defending of your own underhand BS supporting your pathetic attempts of what equates to roleplay in your small rat-like brain.

    Jarrel-smalljpg

  • I asked Zinka to gtfo (more politely, with an OOC message explaining why precisely so we didn't get into some stupid argument) and as far as I know she has stayed out.

    Haven't been in any raids for 48 hours now, but I am assuming she hasn't either.
  • AchillesAchilles Los Angeles
    Jarrel said:
    Achilles said:
    Zinka isn't, you should probably ask her to butt out ICly.

    Don't know what the safe room has to do with anything, pilging/earring/raidoing back into a city with a guard stack is the same thing.
    More than enough people have asked Zinka ICly even asked your faction to talk to her but we get the same reply, Zinka will say she's good aligned and can defend who she wants, your lot will either fail to respond or say she can do what she wants. I don't even know what you're playing at, who you trying to fool? 

    You need to get off this conversation and find something else to whine about, which I have no doubt you will in a short period of time. Someone needs to make a timeline of your stupid whining and defending of your own underhand BS supporting your pathetic attempts of what equates to roleplay in your small rat-like brain.
    If Zinka wants to take on the world its her goal, all you would have to do ICly is threaten to defile all the Phaestaen shrines as a result of her singular actions.

    And Jarrel talking about RP?  Seriously?  Hundreds of players can attest to how quickly your tells turn from IC to your usual OOC crap.
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  • The past five pages have been hilarious.
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  • Daeir said:
    Come on guys, less Jacening and more logs.

    I want to learn something :(
    Here's something you can learn! Making an Ashtani shit their pants is easier than expected.

    After a successful counter-gank #1, counter-gank #2 commences...

    [here - Achilles and Darroth (2)] (+me! That's 3!)

    You bid your guardian angel to draw your enemies closer.
    The guardian angel rises above you and begins to spin slowly.
    Entaro wanders in, beckoned by the power of the guardian angel.
    Entaro's eyes uncloud as a wunjo rune heals his blindness.
    Entaro's limbs lock up as his eyes meet an inguz rune on a totem.
    Entaro's attention is grabbed and held by a nairat rune.
    Entaro's eyes close suddenly as he falls asleep.
    Mizik arrives, following Sohl.
    Mizik's eyes uncloud as a wunjo rune heals his blindness.
    Mizik's limbs lock up as his eyes meet an inguz rune on a totem.
    Mizik's attention is grabbed and held by a nairat rune.
    Mizik's eyes close suddenly as he falls asleep.
    Sohl wanders in, beckoned by the power of the guardian angel.
    Sohl's eyes uncloud as a wunjo rune heals his blindness.
    Sohl's limbs lock up as his eyes meet an inguz rune on a totem.
    Sohl's attention is grabbed and held by a nairat rune.
    Sohl's eyes close suddenly as he falls asleep.
    [here - Entaro, Mizik and Sohl (3)]

    Sohl's prismatic barrier dissolves into nothing.
    Sweet, someone forgot to pause
    Achilles viciously seizes Sohl in his jaws, tossing him effortlessly into the air before catching 
    him in a second bite.
    Sohl wakes up with a gasp of pain.
    Sohl eats a bloodroot leaf.
    Sohl takes a drink from a cedarwood vial.
    Sohl clenches his fists and grits his teeth.

    Darroth viciously jabs an ornate steel rapier into Sohl.
    Darroth's attack causes Sohl to glow a vibrant violet, and a lash of energy whips back at Darroth.
    Horror overcomes Sohl's face as his body stiffens into paralysis.
    Darroth viciously jabs an ornate steel rapier into Sohl.
    The final blow proves too much for Sohl, who falls to the floor a broken, bloody mess.
    Sohl has been slain by Darroth.
    A starburst tattoo flares and bathes Sohl in red light.

    Sohl stands up and stretches his arms out wide.
    With an inhuman rending sound, as if existence were being torn asunder, a pit begins to open in the 
    ground below you. Pulsing impossibly, it seems not to be a splitting of the earth so much as a 
    splitting of reality. Finally it is done, and a gaping maw of midnight and sulphur lies before you.
    You're drawn screaming into its hellish maw.

    Okay, easymode counter-counter-gank :(
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