Interested in Aetolia? I'm looking for a player.

Earthcrusher

Hi! My character on Aetolia has a son who is of playable age, and I'm looking for someone to take the role. If you were ever interested in IRE's red-headed stepchild gothic fantasy game, this could be an enjoyable role for you.

Main forum thread: https://forums.aetolia.com/discussion/3424/player-wanted-dumb-and-pretty-son-quest/

To summarize the goofy advert, I am looking for:

• A very strong roleplayer, one who takes pride in their performance.
• Someone who likes to RP more than just gentle sitting-at-home-drinking-tea scenes.
• The ability to hang out at least once or twice a week, at minimum.

Thanks for reading, and please contact me via Discord or Aetolia forum PM!

Aegoth

I never thought I'd see an actual mudsex advertisement here. Wow

Vhaith

Aegoth said:

I never thought I'd see an actual mudsex advertisement here. Wow

Pretty sure he/she is looking for a son, not a wife/husband/mudsex partner.

Doriel

Vhaith said:

Aegoth said:

I never thought I'd see an actual mudsex advertisement here. Wow

Pretty sure he/she is looking for a son, not a wife/husband/mudsex partner.

      

Vhaith

Doriel said:

Vhaith said:

Aegoth said:

I never thought I'd see an actual mudsex advertisement here. Wow

Pretty sure he/she is looking for a son, not a wife/husband/mudsex partner.

      

If you find making fun of people who are trying to better their own experiences funny, then sure. You could call this a joke.

Iaxus

This entire thread is 100% a joke.

Skye

Vhaith said:

Aegoth said:

I never thought I'd see an actual mudsex advertisement here. Wow

Pretty sure he/she is looking for a son, not a wife/husband/mudsex partner.

The thread says he wants a dumb and pretty son. That's like the opening premise of most incest smut manga. <<

Cooper

You are an 18 YEAR OLD MHUN and/or HUMAN LAD who was raised in DENDARA by ACTUAL, LITERAL WOLVES. One of the wolves was YOUR FATHER. Your father is also YOUR MOTHER, of which you have TWO. This is the world of AETOLIA and this is a PERFECTLY NORMAL UPBRINGING.

In DUMB AND PRETTY SON QUEST you play as Lin's dumb and pretty son. Your name is [redacted]. It means EMPEROR in JAZIRI. You are DARK-SKINNED like your mother but you have the LIGHTER HAIR and ALMOND-SHAPED EYES of your OTHER MOTHER, who is SIBATTI.

In the legal system of Enorian you are what is referred to as a WILD BOYE [sic]. You are very SELDOM-SPOKEN and you display proficiency in SPRINTING and CLIMBING. You are not especially gifted with SOCIAL GRACES, FANCY BOOK LEARNING, or the propensity for WEARING CLOTHING.

Archaeon

What the fuck is that lol

Earthcrusher

lol it's not an advert for mudsex, guys. I know Aetolia has a reputation but jeez!

Anyway, I got the interest I needed so thank you!

Cooper

That's a small part of this person's post from Aetolia.

Austere

Cooper said:

That's a small part of this person's post from Aetolia.

I too clicked the thread.  Most upsetting part? Aetolia still has proper reactions on forums. I feel cheated.  Where's my lol button? 

Astarod

Austere said:

Cooper said:

That's a small part of this person's post from Aetolia.

I too clicked the thread.  Most upsetting part? Aetolia still has proper reactions on forums. I feel cheated.  Where's my lol button? 

In the chests of Shallam

Vhaith

Skye said:

Vhaith said:

Aegoth said:

I never thought I'd see an actual mudsex advertisement here. Wow

Pretty sure he/she is looking for a son, not a wife/husband/mudsex partner.

The thread says he wants a dumb and pretty son. That's like the opening premise of most incest smut manga. <<

I don't even know what a manga is

But thank you! Now it makes a little more sense.

Ererean

Vhaith said:

Skye said:

Vhaith said:

Aegoth said:

I never thought I'd see an actual mudsex advertisement here. Wow

Pretty sure he/she is looking for a son, not a wife/husband/mudsex partner.

The thread says he wants a dumb and pretty son. That's like the opening premise of most incest smut manga. <<

I don't even know what a manga is

But thank you! Now it makes a little more sense.

Japanese comic book, read from right to left

Vhaith

Ererean said:

Vhaith said:

Skye said:

Vhaith said:

Aegoth said:

I never thought I'd see an actual mudsex advertisement here. Wow

Pretty sure he/she is looking for a son, not a wife/husband/mudsex partner.

The thread says he wants a dumb and pretty son. That's like the opening premise of most incest smut manga. <<

I don't even know what a manga is

But thank you! Now it makes a little more sense.

Japanese comic book, read from right to left

But why?

Also probably why I was confused. I don't read comic books. Japanese or otherwise.

Thank you both for the clarification.

Kyrra

Japanese language is written from right to left and also goes down the page before going across. Makes a lot of sense with their scroll writing and beautiful calligraphy.

Rispok

Chinese is also written right to left and top to bottom, but they, you know, decided it was weird and no longer do it.

Blaire

Why would you rez this.

Namino

We should make a point to necro this thread every few months.