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Interested in Aetolia? I'm looking for a player.

EarthcrusherEarthcrusher Member Posts: 2
edited January 27 in The Universal Membrane
Hi! My character on Aetolia has a son who is of playable age, and I'm looking for someone to take the role. If you were ever interested in IRE's red-headed stepchild gothic fantasy game, this could be an enjoyable role for you.

Main forum thread: https://forums.aetolia.com/discussion/3424/player-wanted-dumb-and-pretty-son-quest/

To summarize the goofy advert, I am looking for:
  • A very strong roleplayer, one who takes pride in their performance.
  • Someone who likes to RP more than just gentle sitting-at-home-drinking-tea scenes.
  • The ability to hang out at least once or twice a week, at minimum.
Thanks for reading, and please contact me via Discord or Aetolia forum PM!

Comments

  • AegothAegoth Member Posts: 2,916 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    I never thought I'd see an actual mudsex advertisement here. Wow
    ThaisenDoriel
  • VhaithVhaith Member Posts: 254 ✭✭✭ - Distinguished
    edited January 28
    Aegoth said:
    I never thought I'd see an actual mudsex advertisement here. Wow
    Pretty sure he/she is looking for a son, not a wife/husband/mudsex partner.


    We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.


  • DorielDoriel Member Posts: 156 ✭✭✭ - Distinguished
    edited January 28
    Vhaith said:
    Aegoth said:
    I never thought I'd see an actual mudsex advertisement here. Wow
    Pretty sure he/she is looking for a son, not a wife/husband/mudsex partner.

          Image result for joke over your head
  • VhaithVhaith Member Posts: 254 ✭✭✭ - Distinguished
    Doriel said:
    Vhaith said:
    Aegoth said:
    I never thought I'd see an actual mudsex advertisement here. Wow
    Pretty sure he/she is looking for a son, not a wife/husband/mudsex partner.

          Image result for joke over your head
    If you find making fun of people who are trying to better their own experiences funny, then sure. You could call this a joke.

    We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.


  • IaxusIaxus Member Posts: 283 ✭✭✭ - Distinguished
    This entire thread is 100% a joke.

    Jumpy said:
    The membership is already such a good deal that there is no way we can reduce the cost. 

  • SkyeSkye The Duchess BellatereMember, Seafaring Liason Posts: 3,170 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Vhaith said:
    Aegoth said:
    I never thought I'd see an actual mudsex advertisement here. Wow
    Pretty sure he/she is looking for a son, not a wife/husband/mudsex partner.


    The thread says he wants a dumb and pretty son. That's like the opening premise of most incest smut manga. <<


  • CooperCooper Member Posts: 5,604 @@ - Legendary Achaean

    You are an 18 YEAR OLD MHUN and/or HUMAN LAD who was raised in DENDARA by ACTUAL, LITERAL WOLVES. One of the wolves was YOUR FATHER. Your father is also YOUR MOTHER, of which you have TWO. This is the world of AETOLIA and this is a PERFECTLY NORMAL UPBRINGING.

    In DUMB AND PRETTY SON QUEST you play as Lin's dumb and pretty son. Your name is [redacted]. It means EMPEROR in JAZIRI. You are DARK-SKINNED like your mother but you have the LIGHTER HAIR and ALMOND-SHAPED EYES of your OTHER MOTHER, who is SIBATTI.

    In the legal system of Enorian you are what is referred to as a WILD BOYE [sic]. You are very SELDOM-SPOKEN and you display proficiency in SPRINTING and CLIMBING. You are not especially gifted with SOCIAL GRACES, FANCY BOOK LEARNING, or the propensity for WEARING CLOTHING.


  • ArchaeonArchaeon Ur mums house lolMember Posts: 1,066 ✭✭✭✭ - Eminent
    What the fuck is that lol
  • EarthcrusherEarthcrusher Member Posts: 2
    lol it's not an advert for mudsex, guys. I know Aetolia has a reputation but jeez!

    Anyway, I got the interest I needed so thank you!
  • CooperCooper Member Posts: 5,604 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    That's a small part of this person's post from Aetolia.

  • AstarodAstarod Member Posts: 843 ✭✭✭✭✭ - Grand Achaean
    Austere said:
    Cooper said:
    That's a small part of this person's post from Aetolia.
    I too clicked the thread.  Most upsetting part? Aetolia still has proper reactions on forums. I feel cheated.  Where's my lol button? 
    In the chests of Shallam
    The Divine voice of Twilight echoes in your head, "See that it is. I espy a tithe of potential in your mortal soul, Astarod Blackstone. Let us hope that it flourishes and does not falter as so many do."

    Aegis, God of War says, "You are dismissed from My demense, Astarod. Go forth and fight well. Bleed fiercely, and climb the purpose you have sought to chase for."
  • VhaithVhaith Member Posts: 254 ✭✭✭ - Distinguished
    Skye said:
    Vhaith said:
    Aegoth said:
    I never thought I'd see an actual mudsex advertisement here. Wow
    Pretty sure he/she is looking for a son, not a wife/husband/mudsex partner.


    The thread says he wants a dumb and pretty son. That's like the opening premise of most incest smut manga. <<
    I don't even know what a manga is :(

    But thank you! :) Now it makes a little more sense.

    We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.


  • ErereanErerean Member Posts: 46
    Vhaith said:
    Skye said:
    Vhaith said:
    Aegoth said:
    I never thought I'd see an actual mudsex advertisement here. Wow
    Pretty sure he/she is looking for a son, not a wife/husband/mudsex partner.


    The thread says he wants a dumb and pretty son. That's like the opening premise of most incest smut manga. <<
    I don't even know what a manga is :(

    But thank you! :) Now it makes a little more sense.
    Japanese comic book, read from right to left

    As of 1/17/20.
  • VhaithVhaith Member Posts: 254 ✭✭✭ - Distinguished
    Ererean said:
    Vhaith said:
    Skye said:
    Vhaith said:
    Aegoth said:
    I never thought I'd see an actual mudsex advertisement here. Wow
    Pretty sure he/she is looking for a son, not a wife/husband/mudsex partner.


    The thread says he wants a dumb and pretty son. That's like the opening premise of most incest smut manga. <<
    I don't even know what a manga is :(

    But thank you! :) Now it makes a little more sense.
    Japanese comic book, read from right to left
    But why?

    Also probably why I was confused. I don't read comic books. Japanese or otherwise.

    Thank you both for the clarification.

    We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.


  • KyrraKyrra AustraliaMember Posts: 4,933 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Japanese language is written from right to left and also goes down the page before going across. Makes a lot of sense with their scroll writing and beautiful calligraphy.
    (D.M.A.): Cooper says, "Kyrra is either the most innocent person in the world, or the girl who uses the most innuendo seemingly unintentionally but really on purpose."

    Caelan
  • RispokRispok Member Posts: 721 ✭✭✭✭✭ - Grand Achaean
    Chinese is also written right to left and top to bottom, but they, you know, decided it was weird and no longer do it.
  • BlaireBlaire Member Posts: 11
    Why would you rez this. :(
    Cooper
  • NaminoNamino Member Posts: 213 ✭✭✭ - Distinguished
    We should make a point to necro this thread every few months.

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