ABs I need IRL

Kez

I have a bunch of keys that turn up every now and then, and I stick them in a cup. I don't want to throw them away even though I have no idea what they go to.

I need KEYLIST IRL.

You?

Sarathai

Chrono Rift/Sonicportal/whatever.

I hate traffic.

Ahmet

Chrono dilate. Pls let me de-age myself.

Krypton

      

Minifie

AB SHRUGGING

what, I live in australia!

Kez

hokay krypton wins

Asmodron

Phase


Assassin lifestyle here I come.

*damn door!*

Vallie

@Krypton oh I see, AB fitness.

Minifie

Vallie said:

@Krypton oh I see, AB fitness.

*awaiting @Exelethril to post selfies"

Ryzeth

Doom.
Unravel.
Truename.
Vivisect..
..

For reasons.

Kalila

AB HIGHLEAP.

Reverse superhero landing. I'll be terrifying.

Kez

@Ryzeth where do you live so I know where never to visit? Technically you can already vivisect someone IRL

Krypton

Vallie said:

@Krypton oh I see, AB fitness.

Or rolling AB TRANSMOGRIFY for "bulging muscles."

Ailea

Abilities: 
Portaling: Traffic is ew 
water walk: Hell yes to enchant something to walk on water. 
mindnet/fullsense: reasons 
cloak/phase: I must hide, I am introverted 
kai choke: I work in IT. I need this (maybe)
dashing/blur: would be nice to move fast, particularly when walking across campus.
nightsight: being able to see at night would be nice. 

Mathilda

say ride home

Aerek

Anyone who didn't immediately think of Metawake and Insomnia has never been to university.

Nazihk

Man, those don't keep you from getting tired, they just keep you from sleeping.

If I want anything sleep related from this game I want the ability to  fall asleep instantly, regardless of whatever else is happening. The ability to set my alarm for 30 minutes from now and get exactly 30 minutes of sleep in that time would do way more for me than fucking metawake, which would just leave me nodding off over my desk and waking back up immediately, only to nod right back off again.

Kez

I was trying to resist the urge to argue about insomnia because this is all whimsical and shit, but yeah, have to agree with Nazihk. I've been an insomniac my whole life and it's horribly inconvenient. Can't sleep just by going to bed like it seems everyone else can, but have to wait until exhaustion insists instead, which can happen any time. As a child every night was spent lying in silence for hours and hours, trying not to get in trouble for being awake, and in the middle of the night I would get up and soak my legs in ice water to make them numb, because after being awake for too long they start to ache. Doctor tried prescription sleep aid, and it just turned me into a dazed but still frustratingly unable to sleep person.

Kola would be cool though.

Trey

Evade
Pickpocket
Secret
Fury

along with all the acrobatic abilities from Pranks. A guy has to eat, and in my spare time I can start shit by pickpocketing, planting the item on someone else and then yelling "that guy just stole your <item>!

Aegoth

Fly
Sonicportal
Litany/Devo Force
Holocau... hmm, maybe not

Antonius

Aerek said:

Anyone who didn't immediately think of Metawake and Insomnia has never been to university.

Or went to university in a country where you don't have an unreasonable workload at any given time. The only times I stayed up all night when I was at university were not to work.

Caelan

I'm don't know what level, but I'm almost done with AB SURVIVAL.  I am past insomnia, but not quite to restoration

Trey

Caelan said:

I'm don't know what level, but I'm almost done with AB SURVIVAL.  I am past insomnia, but not quite to restoration

Restore only works on damaged limbs, not broken or mangled.

Mathilda

Oh gee, why has no one said AB GROVES BEES.

Makes you smarter, removes fatigue, and attacks your enemies.

Amranu

Antonius said:

Aerek said:

Anyone who didn't immediately think of Metawake and Insomnia has never been to university.

Or went to university in a country where you don't have an unreasonable workload at any given time. The only times I stayed up all night when I was at university were not to work.

This also depends on major too. An undergrad in engineering is going to have a significantly higher workload than say, a philosophy major.

I think basically all of tarot would be pretty nice irl.

Caelan

Trey said:

Caelan said:

I'm don't know what level, but I'm almost done with AB SURVIVAL.  I am past insomnia, but not quite to restoration

Restore only works on damaged limbs, not broken or mangled.

Oh, so I wasted all these RL credits?  DAMNIT JULIET, YOU LIED! (*AND* I can't sleep now. WTF!?!)

Ismay

Resurrection! Talk about earning an income when selling your services to... All of humanity. And the two-fer is global destruction within a few years due to overpopulation.

Sarapis

Kez said:

I have a bunch of keys that turn up every now and then, and I stick them in a cup. I don't want to throw them away even though I have no idea what they go to.

I need KEYLIST IRL.

You?

Speaking of keys (and my wallet), I'd like the god ability SG (for SuperGet). SG KEYS1733 (or whatever) and boom, there they are in my hand, no matter where they were hiding.

Bann

Sarapis said:

Kez said:

I have a bunch of keys that turn up every now and then, and I stick them in a cup. I don't want to throw them away even though I have no idea what they go to.

I need KEYLIST IRL.

You?

Speaking of keys (and my wallet), I'd like the god ability SG (for SuperGet). SG KEYS1733 (or whatever) and boom, there they are in my hand, no matter where they were hiding.

Dude, yes, please. I just spent ten minutes looking for my wallet and house keys this morning.

They were on the shelf next to my tv in the living room...which is right beside my front door

Jonathin

I would save at least an hour per week not having to look for things. I want superget.

Achilles

The ability to carry all my worldly possessions in my inventory or having a inter-dimensional rift cannot be understated.  Still, I think veil deliver would be amazing, I would put Amazon Fresh out of business.  Plus I wouldn't have the temptation to abuse super get.