Was originally going to put this in quick combat questions, but didn't want to clog it up. Feeling severely stressed OOCly, want to have descriptive IG violence to balance it out, so -
What's
your favourite/coolest/goriest first person kill line? I'm getting
pretty close to being able to tri-trans a second class and think I'll do
it just to blow off steam, but I'm waffling on it. Disembowel isn't
exciting me thematically, I kind of like fighting in Dragon more
just because you get to tear off and eat people's heads. Gorelicious ones are probably all Apostate (must resist urge hnngh), but I think it'd fun to see what other people see when they drop someone else.
Specific request - Death tarot kill line? Pretty please?
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Infernal has Vivisext
Monk has like 4, but none of them are really gory.
Brokenstar is probably the most goriest, but that's only because they pretty much fall into pieces if the context of the kill line is anything to recall.
As requested, one of my favorites:
I think Dictate is so clean.
You close your eyes, drawing yourself into a trance as you begin to summon forth the devastating Tzantza curse.
You snap your eyes open, the power of the curse building inside you. Your face contorts as you raise an imperious finger towards Micaelis and utter a single word: "Tzantza."
Micaelis winces and stumbles as the skin on his head shrinks and hardens like aged leather. His eyes roll back and strangled gurgles escape his rapidly diminishing mouth as he struggles to breathe. His head withers like a drying fruit and with a final dull "crack," his skull splinters, the shards embedding themselves in his brain.
You have slain Micaelis.
You dig your fingertips beneath the jaw of Micaelis's shrunken head, twisting the neck as you pull the head away from the shoulders. Stretching grotesquely, the head finally tears free in your hand with a satisfying SNAP!
Small shards of bone stick out from the desiccated flesh of this detached head where the skull beneath is shattered into pieces. The lower portion of the face juts out, lacking the support to keep its former shape, and the placement of the eyes is deeply set, with the shrivelled lids tightly shut despite a pair of missing sockets. Due to the collapsed state of the grotesque trophy, the proportions of its features are distorted and oversized compared to the heavily diminished brow.
It has 10 months of usefulness left.
It weighs about 3 pounds and 12 ounce(s).
It bears the distinctive mark of Sena.
"What if we give them an instakill that shrinks their enemy's head while they're still alive. Like the Goombas in the Super Mario movie."
"What the fuck"
You used Angel Absolve on Target. [Success]
You used Angel Absolve on Target. [Success]
I miss you Necro
Damnation is pretty fantastic. I don't log anything, so had to go all the way back to a forum post from 2013 for the message.
You bow your head and, in a gesture of righteous indignation, utter a holy curse upon Denex's name. A satisfied smile creeps over your face as Denex's head is thrown back, screaming in futile defiance as sacred flames engulf his body. The holy inferno dies as quickly as it came, leaving behind only a gruesome, charred reminder of the heretic that once stood there.
Results of disembowel testing | Knight limb counter | GMCP AB files
Penwize has cowardly forfeited the challenge to mortal combat issued by Atalkez.
I love Damnation, but I HATE the satisfied smile. I'm a good guy. I don't smile while I kill people.
Plz:
"You bow your head and, in a gesture of righteous indignation, utter a holy curse upon Denex's name. Denex throws back his head, screaming in futile defiance as sacred flames engulf his body. The holy inferno dies as quickly as it came, leaving behind only a gruesome, charred reminder of the heretic that once stood there."
@Blujixapug holy crap I totally forgot about that!
@Farrah I'm with you on the smile thing - though after interacting with @Rafiel I mentally imagine the smile being more like a serene, calm sort of thing (since the calm chaplain kinda feel is what I got from him) rather than a smirk-y thing I get if reading it isolation, and it fits...kind of well? Like, "Ah, holy death fire." instead of "lol rekt". Still get Warhammer vibes off of it, but granted my only knowledge of Warhammer is rabid fanboys going on about it >.>
@Jinsun thank you for that, I've been trying to find it forever because Soulless tarot was another of my favourites too. Definitely like it.
Both sentinel ones are awesome:
With a bestial howl you let the bloodlust take you, launching yourself upon your helpless prey. The crunch and snap of bone and tendons is a backdrop for the agonised screams of Mizik, as you tear him limb from bloody limb.
Taking hold of a mithril spear with both hands, you allow yourself a moment to revel in the knowledge that this one shall be returned to the embrace of nature. Bracing your feet, you deliver a tremendous blow to the petrified form of Mizik, which explodes in a shower of stone shards.
Red Dragons ain't got nothing on Wyvern fire.
- With sharp, crackling tones, Kyrra tells you, "The ladies must love you immensely."
- (Eleusian Ranger Techs): Savira says, "Most of the hard stuff seem to have this built in code like: If adventurer_hitting_me = "Sarathai" then send("terminate and selfdestruct")."
- Makarios says, "Serve well and perish."
- Xaden says, "Xaden confirmed scrub 2017."
Summoning all of your emotions, you forge them into your blade, becoming one with your sword. White Dragon guides your hand
as you circle <name> in an instant, carving through his weakened body with the four fatal cuts that form the broken star.
Returning White Dragon to its sheath, barely a drop of blood upon the blade, you watch on as <name>'s body falls in pieces to
the ground.
Your mouth grows dry and your body feels hot and parched. Staring down at your hands, horror overwhelms you as your flesh begins to waste away before your eyes. Forked patterns gain shape beneath your withering frame, the skin splitting around them to reveal bulging green vines coiled around your very bones. Unspeakable pain courses up your limbs towards your throbbing skull, and the final sensation before you succumb to death is that of your heart tearing apart inside your chest.
Someday I'll get back to sylvan just for that, I swear.
Drawing on the power of undeath, you wreathe your hand in black, crackling energy. With a diabolical laugh, you stiffen
your hand and slowly run it down Thyranki's chest, splitting it open as you do so. With an expert touch, you rip apart
his innards, causing a maximum of horrifying pain, and, enjoying the spectacle of Thyranki writhing and screaming in
agony, you rip out his sternum and drive it through his splayed body, pinning him to the ground to die.
You have slain Thyranki.
corpse276320 the impaled corpse of Thyranki
These are the twisted and mutilated remains of Thyranki. It looks as if someone split open the chest and experimented on
Thyranki before death, while Thyranki was likely in horrendous agony. As a final touch, someone has taken the trouble to
impale the corpse with Thyranki's sternum. A note has been pinned to the top of it saying, "This is the end of those who
would trifle with Lucianus."
It has about a month of usefulness left.
It weighs 0 ounce(s).
This here is why i define vivisect as taking the crown on gorish