Christmas Cracker Jokes - do your worst!

Which animal needs oiling?

Mice, because they squeak



Tharos, the Announcer of Delos shouts, "It's near the end of the egghunt and I still haven't figured out how to pronounce Clean-dat-hoo."

Comments

  • AhmetAhmet Wherever I wanna be
    What do you call Frosty in June?

    A puddle.

    Huh. Neat.
  • AchillesAchilles Los Angeles
    At first I thought this was a pretty racist thread, I'mdisappointed there are no Chris Rock jokes.
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  • KresslackKresslack Florida, United States
    Wanna hear a dirty joke?

    A horse fell in the mud.




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