Yeah, some crazy, crazy ratting is about the only thing I could imagine if average level was excluded. Sounds like I can finally say I bash more than a ratter though!
Being able to force is so cool in so many different situations. Bend to my will.
I found this person starving to death 45 minutes ago, and forced them to eat and moved them to crossroads, and they still haven't returned or timed out. That's not safe!
You should do what Mhaldor does and just kill them. They'll auto-logout.
"Trust in me, Universe, I will deliver / the promise that no-one shall ever / set their mind to games or play / for Serious Order is the way. I will not rest until it is done; / rules will be made for everyone. / They will know Order and its graces - and just like me, all shall be Greyfaces." - The Heroes of Sapience, Act 5, Greyface.
The sky above grows dark as you call upon powerful magics. Raising your hands balefully, you cause lightning bolts, the hammer of the storm, to shoot from your hands and slam into a barnacle encrusted oyster. The bolts ricochet off and slam into a barnacle encrusted oyster. The bolts ricochet off and slam into a barnacle encrusted oyster.
The final blow proves too much for a barnacle encrusted oyster, who expires pitifully.
You have slain a barnacle encrusted oyster, retrieving the corpse.
A glistening iridescent pearl tumbles out of the corpse of a barnacle encrusted oyster.
The final blow proves too much for a barnacle encrusted oyster, who expires pitifully.
You have slain a barnacle encrusted oyster, retrieving the corpse.
A glistening iridescent pearl tumbles out of the corpse of a barnacle encrusted oyster.
The final blow proves too much for a barnacle encrusted oyster, who expires pitifully.
You have slain a barnacle encrusted oyster, retrieving the corpse.
A glistening iridescent pearl tumbles out of the corpse of a barnacle encrusted oyster.
The sky above grows dark as you call upon powerful magics. Raising your hands balefully, you cause lightning bolts, the hammer of the storm, to shoot from your hands and slam into a barnacle encrusted oyster. The bolts ricochet off and slam into a barnacle encrusted oyster. The bolts ricochet off and slam into a barnacle encrusted oyster.
The final blow proves too much for a barnacle encrusted oyster, who expires pitifully.
You have slain a barnacle encrusted oyster, retrieving the corpse.
A glistening iridescent pearl tumbles out of the corpse of a barnacle encrusted oyster.
The final blow proves too much for a barnacle encrusted oyster, who expires pitifully.
You have slain a barnacle encrusted oyster, retrieving the corpse.
A glistening iridescent pearl tumbles out of the corpse of a barnacle encrusted oyster.
The final blow proves too much for a barnacle encrusted oyster, who expires pitifully.
You have slain a barnacle encrusted oyster, retrieving the corpse.
A glistening iridescent pearl tumbles out of the corpse of a barnacle encrusted oyster.
Yet another series of awesome skirmishes. Got my ass handed out to me and my group (sorry, guys. ) by the end. Still a sloppy leader but I suppose I have to start somewhere. Thanks for the fun night.
I love these little things. Xanthippus decided to come and visit me. I won't post the log, but it can be summed up with this
Xanthippus, Slayer of Pirates says, "I've been told to come judge your merits. Someone upstairs seems to think you are worth pulling out of heresy. I'm not so sure I agree."
I am retired and log into the forums maybe once every 2 months. It was a good 20 years, live your best lives, friends.
He was the first to achieve 10,000 player kills with an average victim level over 80.
He summoned Lord Taug in lost Kasmarkin.
He renewed the Chieftess of Aran'riod.
He overcame the increscent power of Lavarin, Shah of Morindar.
He has completed the first of the Lady Lorielan's mazes.
He placed 2nd in the Year 600 Championship Games.
He and Akia won the Year 600 Twins Combat Tournament.
He slew the vampiress, Belladona.
He has banished the daemonic serpent Yuthka, freeing the Oracle of Prin.
He slew Jeramun, the Flame of the World, extinguishing his primal fires.
He evidenced incredible strength in slaying the five Underworld Ur'Vampires: Gerzson, Asztrik, Tizane, Prioska, and Zigana.
He summoned Sh'Fah, the Kx'Khrah warrior.
He shook the foundations of the Underworld by slaying Lord Ugrach, King of the Undead.
He did slay the dragon of Polyargos, Yudhishthira.
He slew the vampire lord, Zsarachnor.
He brought Annwyn to its knees by slaying Oberion, King of the Fairies.
He slew Lord Kemnast, mightiest of the Death Knights.
Quite the achievement considering the next closest person is at less than 6,500 kills and their average less than 73.
ETA: For a better indication, if I restrict the list to only those with an average above 80, the next closest has less than 4,800 scalps.
I like the honours line, but l wish it was phrased a little more IC (at least replacing "player" with "adventurer", but preferably also saying "killed 10000 adventurers" instead of "achieved 10000 adventurer kills"). I'd probably leave away the clumsy sounding "average victim level" to begin with and simply make it: "He was the first to kill 10000 adventurers of decent level."
I meant denizen kills, but that would be interesting too! Less relevant since player level and difficulty to kill aren't directly correlated (besides max health I guess), but it's generally true for denizens.
Cascades of quicksilver light streak across the firmament as the celestial voice of Ourania intones, "Oh Jarrod..."
@Cardan: any stats on Poergh's kills/avg level? Also, would definitely agree with Iocun on changing the honours to something like: "He was the first to kill 10,000 experienced adventurers."
ETA: Would be interesting to see Poergh's deaths, too. I'm pretty sure Poergh's k:d ratio would be orders of magnitude higher than Tanris's, given how slutty Poergh was with occie escape skills.
My k:d ratio needs to improve. Also I'm the Tanris of denizen slaying. Fear me azdun graveyard. Also pretty sure my denizen death count was like 120 before this event started.
Adventurer Kills
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Number Slain: 1016 Total Levels: 95846 Average Level: 94
Denizen Kills
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Number Slain: 125054 Total Levels: 7202406 Average Level: 57
Your Deaths
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To Adventurers: 953 To Denizens: 220 To Misadventure: 40
(D.M.A.): Cooper says, "Kyrra is either the most innocent person in the world, or the girl who uses the most innuendo seemingly unintentionally but really on purpose."
@Trey: While you two enjoy your starry, starry evenings, I'll be here in my five-star penthouse, sipping drinks and being pampered by my battle-harem of lovely women.
EDIT: Also, got my 500 LOLs badge at the same time. Forum-life is good.
Denizen Kills ------------- Number Slain: 435871 Total Levels: 26243083 Average Level: 60
I would have thought I was pretty close, just based on how low the average level of the things I kill is, in what I think is in comparison to what Penny has.
Comments
Who has the highest average level? I know mine is way up there at 101, need to get it higher
Cascades of quicksilver light streak across the firmament as the celestial voice of Ourania intones, "Oh Jarrod..."
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Number Slain: 5856 Total Levels: 444755 Average Level: 75
Denizen Kills
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Number Slain: 37018 Total Levels: 3754096 Average Level: 101
Your Deaths
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To Adventurers: 3309 To Denizens: 517 To Misadventure: 138
Event Statistics
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Arena Duels Won: 53 Party Duels Won: 3 FFAs Won: 63
Rampages Won: 15 KOTHs Won: 1 CvAs Won: 1
TOTFs Won: 0 Royal Guards Won: 1 Freeze Tags Won: 0
Frog Baits Won: 0 Jousts Won: 4 Chess Games Won: 0
This may surprise you, but sexual orientation has little to no effect on ability to pwn n00bz.
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Number Slain: 13 Total Levels: 933 Average Level: 71
Denizen Kills
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Number Slain: 8444 Total Levels: 331182 Average Level: 39
Your Deaths
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To Adventurers: 7 To Denizens: 35 To Misadventure: 3
Event Statistics
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Arena Duels Won: 57 Party Duels Won: 15 FFAs Won: 0
Rampages Won: 0 KOTHs Won: 3 CvAs Won: 0
TOTFs Won: 0 Royal Guards Won: 0 Freeze Tags Won: 1
Frog Baits Won: 0 Jousts Won: 1 Chess Games Won: 1
I have absolutely no clue how I won that chess game.
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Oh god. If we're using lower numbers of adventurer kills as a measure of how much we like girls, that means Mhaldor is waaaaay gayer than Cyrene.
Cascades of quicksilver light streak across the firmament as the celestial voice of Ourania intones, "Oh Jarrod..."
ETA: Would be interesting to see Poergh's deaths, too. I'm pretty sure Poergh's k:d ratio would be orders of magnitude higher than Tanris's, given how slutty Poergh was with occie escape skills.
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Number Slain: 435871 Total Levels: 26243083 Average Level: 60
I would have thought I was pretty close, just based on how low the average level of the things I kill is, in what I think is in comparison to what Penny has.