Achaean Raves

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  • Yeah, some crazy, crazy ratting is about the only thing I could imagine if average level was excluded.  Sounds like I can finally say I bash more than a ratter though!
  • Rom said:
    Being able to force is so cool in so many different situations. Bend to my will.

    I found this person starving to death 45 minutes ago, and forced them to eat and moved them to crossroads, and they still haven't returned or timed out. That's not safe!
    You should do what Mhaldor does and just kill them. They'll auto-logout.
    "Trust in me, Universe, I will deliver / the promise that no-one shall ever / set their mind to games or play / for Serious Order is the way. I will not rest until it is done; / rules will be made for everyone. / They will know Order and its graces - and just like me, all shall be Greyfaces." - The Heroes of Sapience, Act 5, Greyface.

  • Cardan said:
    Strangely, up until a few weeks ago, Penwize didn't have the most number of denizen kills when you ignored the average denizen level.

    Not so strangely, he does now.
    Who has the highest average level? I know mine is way up there at 101, need to get it higher :(
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    Cascades of quicksilver light streak across the firmament as the celestial voice of Ourania intones, "Oh Jarrod..."

  • KresslackKresslack Florida, United States
    Adventurer Kills
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    Number Slain:         126 Total Levels:       9019 Average Level:        71

    Efff.... 

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  • Adventurer Kills
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    Number Slain:          13 Total Levels:        933 Average Level:        71

    Denizen Kills
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    Number Slain:        8444 Total Levels:     331182 Average Level:        39

    Your Deaths
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    To Adventurers:         7 To Denizens:          35 To Misadventure:       3

    Event Statistics
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    Arena Duels Won:       57 Party Duels Won:      15 FFAs Won:              0
    Rampages Won:           0 KOTHs Won:             3 CvAs Won:              0
    TOTFs Won:              0 Royal Guards Won:      0 Freeze Tags Won:       1
    Frog Baits Won:         0 Jousts Won:            1 Chess Games Won:       1

    I have absolutely no clue how I won that chess game.
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  • AdaAda
    edited November 2012
    1. The sky above grows dark as you call upon powerful magics. Raising your hands balefully, you cause lightning bolts, the hammer of the storm, to shoot from your hands and slam into a barnacle encrusted oyster. The bolts ricochet off and slam into a barnacle encrusted oyster. The bolts ricochet off and slam into a barnacle encrusted oyster.
    2. The final blow proves too much for a barnacle encrusted oyster, who expires pitifully.
    3. You have slain a barnacle encrusted oyster, retrieving the corpse.
    4. A glistening iridescent pearl tumbles out of the corpse of a barnacle encrusted oyster.
    5. The final blow proves too much for a barnacle encrusted oyster, who expires pitifully.
    6. You have slain a barnacle encrusted oyster, retrieving the corpse.
    7. A glistening iridescent pearl tumbles out of the corpse of a barnacle encrusted oyster.
    8. The final blow proves too much for a barnacle encrusted oyster, who expires pitifully.
    9. You have slain a barnacle encrusted oyster, retrieving the corpse.
    10. A glistening iridescent pearl tumbles out of the corpse of a barnacle encrusted oyster.

    Teeheee ^_^
  • Yet another series of awesome skirmishes. :D Got my ass handed out to me and my group (sorry, guys. D: ) by the end. Still a sloppy leader but I suppose I have to start somewhere. Thanks for the fun night.
  • JonathinJonathin Retired in a hole.
    edited November 2012
    I love these little things. Xanthippus decided to come and visit me. I won't post the log, but it can be summed up with this

    Xanthippus, Slayer of Pirates says, "I've been told to come judge your merits. Someone upstairs seems to think you are worth pulling out of heresy. I'm not so sure I agree."
    I am retired and log into the forums maybe once every 2 months. It was a good 20 years, live your best lives, friends.
  • edited November 2012
    Jarrod said:

    Cardan said:
    Strangely, up until a few weeks ago, Penwize didn't have the most number of denizen kills when you ignored the average denizen level.

    Not so strangely, he does now.
    Who has the highest average level? I know mine is way up there at 101, need to get it higher :(
    The highest average level is probably held by some random person who once judged Penwize while he was AFK and never logged in after that :P
    This person will also have the greatest possible kill/death ratio!
  • edited November 2012
    Cain said:
    Adventurer Kills
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    Number Slain:        5856 Total Levels:     444755 Average Level:        75

    Man, I need to step up my playing time, too bad I like girls. : (

      Oh god. If we're using lower numbers of adventurer kills as a measure of how much we like girls, that means Mhaldor is waaaaay gayer than Cyrene.
  • I meant denizen kills, but that would be interesting too! Less relevant since player level and difficulty to kill aren't directly correlated (besides max health I guess), but it's generally true for denizens.
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    Cascades of quicksilver light streak across the firmament as the celestial voice of Ourania intones, "Oh Jarrod..."

  • Jarrod said:

    Cardan said:
    Strangely, up until a few weeks ago, Penwize didn't have the most number of denizen kills when you ignored the average denizen level.

    Not so strangely, he does now.
    Who has the highest average level? I know mine is way up there at 101, need to get it higher :(
    Adventurer Kills
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    Number Slain:        3312 Total Levels:     265524 Average Level:        80

    Denizen Kills
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    Number Slain:      128008 Total Levels:   13781382 Average Level:       107

    Your Deaths
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    To Adventurers:      1821 To Denizens:         432 To Misadventure:     115

    Was 109 a few months ago, need to stop bashing Mog and Dun :(
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  • ^_^ I always feel like I should have more kills than I do.


    Adventurer Kills
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    Number Slain:        3829 Total Levels:     298104 Average Level:        77

    Denizen Kills
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    Number Slain:      113845 Total Levels:    9994414 Average Level:        87

    Your Deaths
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    To Adventurers:      1844 To Denizens:         536 To Misadventure:     132


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  • edited November 2012
    @Cardan: any stats on Poergh's kills/avg level? Also, would definitely agree with Iocun on changing the honours to something like: "He was the first to kill 10,000 experienced adventurers."

    ETA: Would be interesting to see Poergh's deaths, too. I'm pretty sure Poergh's k:d ratio would be orders of magnitude higher than Tanris's, given how slutty Poergh was with occie escape skills.

  • AchillesAchilles Los Angeles
    edited November 2012
    My k:d ratio needs to improve.  Also I'm the Tanris of denizen slaying.  Fear me azdun graveyard.  Also pretty sure my denizen death count was like 120 before this event started.

    Adventurer Kills
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    Number Slain:        1016 Total Levels:      95846 Average Level:        94

    Denizen Kills
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    Number Slain:      125054 Total Levels:    7202406 Average Level:        57

    Your Deaths
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    To Adventurers:       953 To Denizens:         220 To Misadventure:      40

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  • Anyone who has more kills than deaths doesn't get to complain about the ratio!
  • The worst part is I'm about 90% sure most of my denizen deaths were curtacy of guards.
  • @Kyrra , for a memorable evening. I loved being your first.

  • KyrraKyrra Australia
    @Trey, I saw stars in the end.
    (D.M.A.): Cooper says, "Kyrra is either the most innocent person in the world, or the girl who uses the most innuendo seemingly unintentionally but really on purpose."

  • For shame. In public, no less.
  • edited November 2012
    Tvistor said:
    For shame. In public, no less.
    HEY WHAT WE SHARED WAS BEAUTIFUL GOD DAMN IT.

    Edit: And a bit messy.

  • edited November 2012
    @Trey: While you two enjoy your starry, starry evenings, I'll be here in my five-star penthouse, sipping drinks and being pampered by my battle-harem of lovely women.

    EDIT: Also, got my 500 LOLs badge at the same time. Forum-life is good.

  • Denizen Kills
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    Number Slain:      435871 Total Levels:   26243083 Average Level:        60

    I would have thought I was pretty close, just based on how low the average level of the things I kill is, in what I think is in comparison to what Penny has.
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