Seeing how the title is pretty self explanatory, I'll start us off.
Mhaldor: Even our water is red.
Cyrene isn’t as bad as Cyrenians say it is.
Hashan: The only thing darker than our city is our campaign secrets.
Targossas: What Dawnlord?
Eleusis: However much gleam you think we’re doing, it’s definitely a lot more.
Ashtan: At least we’re not Hashan.
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- With sharp, crackling tones, Kyrra tells you, "The ladies must love you immensely."
- (Eleusian Ranger Techs): Savira says, "Most of the hard stuff seem to have this built in code like: If adventurer_hitting_me = "Sarathai" then send("terminate and selfdestruct")."
- Makarios says, "Serve well and perish."
- Xaden says, "Xaden confirmed scrub 2017."
- With sharp, crackling tones, Kyrra tells you, "The ladies must love you immensely."
- (Eleusian Ranger Techs): Savira says, "Most of the hard stuff seem to have this built in code like: If adventurer_hitting_me = "Sarathai" then send("terminate and selfdestruct")."
- Makarios says, "Serve well and perish."
- Xaden says, "Xaden confirmed scrub 2017."
Targossas: We're not all actually arseholes. OK, maybe a little bit.
Targossas: Fuck you (Praise Good).
Eleusis: Put down that axe. We will raid the shit out of you.
Ashtan: Cry Havoc and Let Slip the Dogs of War ... Hello?
Cyrene: Side? I am on nobody's side, because nobody is on my side.
Hashan: Don't underestimate us!
Talamond Averial says, "You are the least charming siren ever."
Oh, the atroci-tea
this is tea-riffic
Eleusis:
Cascades of quicksilver light streak across the firmament as the celestial voice of Ourania intones, "Oh Jarrod..."
The Insidium: Itsy-bitsy spider...
Ashtan: Tossing back tequila shots atop a pile of rubble. Every time someone tries to leave, a tentacle shoots out and pulls them back in. "Sorry, all out of freedom. Come back next aeon."
Targossas: Sipping kawhe atop a pile of skulls. "Praise the Bloodsworn!"
Cyrene: Swigging rum atop a pile of paperwork while some kid plays the lute. "Praise Verrucht!"
Hashan: "Hey guys, we have one too!" Swigging booze-spiked tea precariously balanced atop a pile of about ten skulls.
Eleusis: "Fuck you all, and get your skulls off our lawn."
Targ: booze and bitches
Cyrene booze bitches
Hashan: bitches booze
Eleusis: we're bitches!
- With sharp, crackling tones, Kyrra tells you, "The ladies must love you immensely."
- (Eleusian Ranger Techs): Savira says, "Most of the hard stuff seem to have this built in code like: If adventurer_hitting_me = "Sarathai" then send("terminate and selfdestruct")."
- Makarios says, "Serve well and perish."
- Xaden says, "Xaden confirmed scrub 2017."
Somatikos: Our ideals differ depending on who you ask!
Krymenian: 3 other people? We're booming today!
- Limb Counter - Fracture Relapsing -
"Honestly, I just love that it counts limbs." - Mizik Corten
- Limb Counter - Fracture Relapsing -
"Honestly, I just love that it counts limbs." - Mizik Corten