You know you play too much Achaea when ...

Daslin

When the sky darkens and you say out loud, "Breathrain incoming." to the dismay of all your friends.

I've gotten some weird looks, man.

I've seen some shit.

Wysteria

When you consider giving your character a haircut instead of yourself.

Alcinae

When you're jealous of your character's hair because you yourself barely have any (and you can't grow it out because it looks terribad).
(

Melodie

I too am very often jealous of Melodie's hair. Dat redhead.

Eld

I'm jealous of my character's antennae.

Alyssea

When you try to log in with the character name "Achaea."

Tharvis

when you want to staffcast dissolution annoying people

Hasar

when you actually staffcast dissolution real people.  :-\"

Kross

When you get upset and rant on Ranting Menace for X hours longer than you actually play the game.

Rohai

Doing research at work and start to google "bloodline show..."

Jiraishin

You mean Mogadishu and write Moghedu.

Amanu

Your laptop has less dust than your game consoles and you can type with the letters worn off.

Eld

Amanu said:

Your laptop has less dust than your game consoles and you can type with the letters worn off.

Both of those were true for me well before I found Achaea.

Oren

Scrolling down Facebook posts and noticed this on 'i fucking love science':



Oh, Achaea, my brain will never be the same after you.

Ruth

Having a really interrupted sleep schedule means really weird dreams. Last afternoon, I had a dream where @Tirac was actually @Sartan and @Sartan was Voldemort, and that he was known for hugging only his favored followers. Y'know, like that one part in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows where Draco Malfoy steps up and Voldemort embraces him. In my dream, Malfoy was Drobund or something. x_x

.. Now all I'm going to be thinking about when Sartan calls me for a meeting is about hugging him. Halp.

Amanu

Thank you for calling Sartan-Hug-Hotline. Where may I direct your tormenting spiral into death or sacrificial diving implant?

Tesha

When you read Socrates' Apology and wonder who issued him because Meletus, Anytus and Lycon are persecuting him. 

Araeus

I was leaving work once and told a coworker I would see them next month, when of course, I really meant the next day.

Alcinae

When you have an essay due in 30 minutes and you're typing up the conclusion... and decide to try and type up what you can remember of the Apocrypha for fun. 

But you can't remember anything

Iocun

Alcinae said:

But you can't remember anything

WHAT?!!

Alcinae

I make for a pretty bad Mhaldorian IRL. I even like Nature.

Hanley

@Alcinae IRL Eleusian.

Alcinae

Iocun said:

Alcinae said:

But you can't remember anything

WHAT?!!

Yeah, bit of an exaggeration on my part, but there's not much of the overall text that I remember clearly besides a few quotes amongst other things. Doesn't mean I'm not a fan of it though! 

Deladan

Total Time Played: 619 days, 15 hours and 52 minutes 

Hexan

When someone asks you for a dumb favor, and you tell them there's a raid happening in-game so you can't be bothered.

And they just look at you... for a solid minute. Confusion evident as they leave, while you sigh softly and mumble 'Nub.' : )

Darktalon

When I realized 4 out of 5 of the alarms I have set in my phone were for things that I agreed to be in game for.

Tharvis

when you try to talk on an MMO and start all your lines with CLT, CT, HT or OT.

And then those random times when you start the line with Say, and suddenly EVERYBODY repeats what you said.

Wysteria

You comfort a friend —who just went through a traumatic psycho ex-partner situation—until 4am in the morning with words of wisdom and philosophy, spoken in the way your scholarly character does. Not only that, but using actual phrases from a recent ritual you did…and getting compliments on this sudden flash of emotional intelligence they never knew you possessed in that darkened, infinite black hole that is your heart.

Melodie

While in the middle of getting students to line up to change to their next class, you see two students putting away books. You inform them it's not necessary, that the next class will be using them, and they turn to you in delight to say, "I know, we're just making them suffer. SUFFERING!" before returning to what they were doing. And you just can't help but think... what wonderful little Mhaldorians they would probably make.

Berenene

Melodie said:

While in the middle of getting students to line up to change to their next class, you see two students putting away books. You inform them it's not necessary, that the next class will be using them, and they turn to you in delight to say, "I know, we're just making them suffer. SUFFERING!" before returning to what they were doing. And you just can't help but think... what wonderful little Mhaldorians they would probably make.

You gave them gold stars for that didn't you?