Achaean Jokes

Mishgul

Achaean themed jokes. Make me laugh people.

Seftin

Hashan

Jinsun

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So a runie, sentinel, jester, and serpent walk into a bar. The bartender, Certminene, says, "What'll it be today, @Seftin?

Lorielan

My favourite two Achaean jokes are:
1 - Ships Overhaul.
2 - Multiclass.

Klendathu

Lorielan said:

My favourite two Achaea jokes are:
1 - Ships Overhaul
2 - Multiclass.

No.

Seftin

Jinsun said:

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So a runie, sentinel, jester, and serpent walk into a bar. The bartender, Certminene, says, "What'll it be today, @Seftin?

I wish I could like this more

Grandue

My favorite Achaea joke is that time we begged for more stone lodes so they flooded us with them and took away all the coal so we couldn't do anything with it. Man those were the days...

Kasya

Lorielan said:

My favourite two Achaean jokes are:
1 - Ships Overhaul.
2 - Multiclass.

So mean.

Arditi

So a duck walks into a bar. @Tecton is at the bar and he peers at the duck. "Can I help you?"

The duck looks up at him and says "Quack quack. Can you make Occultist an aligned class?"

Tecton glares and yells "No! Get out of here, duck!" The duck leaves.

Next day, the duck waddles back in. Tecton stares at the duck. "You again?"

"Quack quack. Can you make Occultist an aligned class?"

Tecton slams a fist on the counter. "No! We're not serving you! If you ask again, I'm going to turn you into a shrub and nail you to the ceiling!" The duck leaves.

The next day, the duck waddles in.

"Quack quack. Do you have a hammer and some nails?"

"No! I don't and even if I did, I'm not serving you anything, duck! Get out!"

"Quack quack. Can you make Occultist an aligned class?"

Jinsun

What is the only thing shorter than @Cain's temper? A term as Dawnlord.

If @Ernam and @Santar could have a baby, what would it be? A fern.

How do Targossian women.. Um clean..? A Deuche. (Delete if need be but I couldn't resist)

Sarieno

I used to think the bar in Shallam was a pit. Now it's a real dive.

What do you call a Shallamite who knows how to swim? A Targossian.

Some Cyrenians resent the implication that they are obsessed with baked goods. They claim they have muffin in common with the rest of the city.

Sapience - where men are men and sometimes the women are too.

How does Deucalion spur His people for battle? He lights a fire under their asses.

A jester once threw an egg when I had rebounding up. Yolk's on him!

Ashtan - Now with even more tentacles.

In the beginning, Sarapis created the heavens, and the earth, and he saw that it was good, so he took a picture and posted it to the forums. And it was good.

I was going to take up the cooking miniskill, but I didn't have the credits. I kneaded too much dough.

How do you know when Harlequin's in town? All the sheep start bleating, 'Daaaaaaaddy.'

Siodhachan

A monk, a priest, and a shaman walk into a bar.
The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

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A blind Satyr walks into an all-Siren bar by mistake. After making his way to a bar-stool, he orders himself a drink. He sits there sipping his drink for a couple of minutes before leaning forward toward the bar and saying, "Hey bartender, would you like to hear a Siren joke?" The whole bar gets quiet and the Siren sitting next to the Satyr says, "Kind sir, before you finish that joke, seeing as you're blind and all, I feel I should tell you five things first." He says, "Oh, what's that?" The Siren responds, "First of all, the bartender is a Siren and she has a longsword behind the bar. Second, the bouncer is a Siren and she's carrying a very sharp quarterstaff. Third, I am a Siren, and a highly trained Monk warrior. Fourth, the woman on your left is a Siren Serpent and she is a member of the Quisalis Mark. Fifth, I am a Siren, and I am a Blackthorn in the Eleusian Rangers. Now, do you still want to tell that joke?"

The Satyr considers for a moment before shaking his head and saying, "No... not if I'm going to have to explain it five times."

Aodfionn

Sarieno said:.

What do you call a Shallamite who knows how to swim? A Targossian.

Lol'd 

Sobriquet

A Siren heads over to Mysia for the first time to go exploring. On heading around to the north east of the island she enters the bar to find a number of pirates enjoying a drink. The bartender's monkey quickly leaps over and sits on her head, playing with her hair, making her laugh and put at ease. 

Bartender "I bet you've never had a monkey on your head before have you?"
Siren "No, can't say I have"

A parrot then flies over and lands on her shoulder, chatting away with various noises

Bartender "I bet you've never had a parrot on your shoulder, have you?"
Siren "No, not at all" she replies bashfully

Then, through the open door a Toucan flies in and lands on her wrist

Bartender "I bet you've never had a Toucan on your wrist either?"
Siren "No, Sir, I have not"

To which a Pirate pipes up from the back of the tavern

"No, but I bet she's had a Cockatoo in her mouth though"

Siodhachan

I heard that there used to be a Divine whose realm was bad luck.

Sobriquet

I saw this half man, half horse like creature at Hashan Crossroads today. Bright yellow suit, big blue hat, dancing, singing and waving his arms around. You couldn't miss him. He clearly wanted to be the Centaur of attention.