Player Pics

Katia

More beards?

I can do beards!

mostly due to my insanely talented friend who makes these things in a day

Aktillum

I love the free pile at the laundromat. I can't believe I fit into these xtra small girls booty shorts.

DAT PHAT ASS

Silas

Um. Hi. ">

Entaro

Tania

I am starting the Anti-Beard Foundation. I know @Cinya and @Katzchen will join me in our quest to post disapprovingly any time anyone encourages a beardless man to grow some unpleasant face hair.

PS: if you like beards, I sincerely hope you are also a guy who doesn't care if women shave their legs/armpits/other assorted body parts.

Amunet

Well, I could have lived the rest of my life without seeing that. 

Just caught up on the thread after having been gone. All of the baby pictures, haha. I suppose it's time I posted a couple of the nephews I'm always talking about. Their antics made what should have been the worst Christmas ever at least remotely tolerable. 

Jaxson, my younger nephew, was born a week before Christmas, while my dad was in the hospital. The night before my dad's condition took a turn for the worse, the nurses took him down to maternity so he could meet his new grandson. This is the last picture we have of my dad - and one of the first of Jaxson.

A better picture of Jaxson, with my other nephew, his older brother Hunter:

Now, we weren't the only ones to have an awful Christmas. Hunter, we discovered, is terrified of Santa Claus - granted, with a terrible costume like this one, I can't say I blame him. My sister bought this Santa suit at the thrift store where she works. The beard looks like someone scalped Barbie, the suit is extremely worn, and with my mom's boyfriend's glasses, the entire effect screams "child molester":

And, finally, to stay on-topic, a picture of me, from New Year's Eve, during which I got extravagantly wasted. There may be more of these to come, as my friends post the embarrassing evidence to Facebook.

Namino

Edit: Deleting posts would be a helpful thing to be able to do.

Eld

Tania said:

I am starting the Anti-Beard Foundation. I know @Cinya and @Katzchen will join me in our quest to post disapprovingly any time anyone encourages a beardless man to grow some unpleasant face hair.

PS: if you like beards, I sincerely hope you are also a guy who doesn't care if women shave their legs/armpits/other assorted body parts.

No one's encouraging the growing of unpleasant facial hair. Only the good kind.

Tania

Eld said:

Tania said:

I am starting the Anti-Beard Foundation. I know @Cinya and @Katzchen will join me in our quest to post disapprovingly any time anyone encourages a beardless man to grow some unpleasant face hair.

PS: if you like beards, I sincerely hope you are also a guy who doesn't care if women shave their legs/armpits/other assorted body parts.

No one's encouraging the growing of unpleasant facial hair. Only the good kind.

No such animal, I'm afraid. Some men are handsome enough that it's possible to tolerate it, but most of those men are Jaime Lannister.

Eld

Tania said:

Eld said:

Tania said:

I am starting the Anti-Beard Foundation. I know @Cinya and @Katzchen will join me in our quest to post disapprovingly any time anyone encourages a beardless man to grow some unpleasant face hair.

PS: if you like beards, I sincerely hope you are also a guy who doesn't care if women shave their legs/armpits/other assorted body parts.

No one's encouraging the growing of unpleasant facial hair. Only the good kind.

No such animal, I'm afraid. Some men are handsome enough that it's possible to tolerate it, but most of those men are Jaime Lannister.

Well, yes, if you're growing an animal on your face, that's not the good kind. But as long as we've established that your statements refer to some fantasy land rather than reality, I'm willing to acknowledge your authority there.

Cooper

Tania said:

I am starting the Anti-Beard Foundation. I know @Cinya and @Katzchen will join me in our quest to post disapprovingly any time anyone encourages a beardless man to grow some unpleasant face hair.

PS: if you like beards, I sincerely hope you are also a guy who doesn't care if women shave their legs/armpits/other assorted body parts.

This isn't really a beard, but I thought I'd share (and I got a haircut too). Also, I have a new respect for @Aktillum. I promise hilarious pictures if we ever meet.

Chryenth

Posting pictures here requires a DC35 Int check.

Melodie

@Cooper, if these pictures involve you two booty-shaking to Britney Spears in nothing but extra small girl's booty shorts, the world does not need to suffer such a tragedy.

Silas

Aktillum in booty shorts is something the world definitely needs more of. >:P

Katzchen

@Aktillum Please purchase some shorts without holes in them. It ruins the picture.

Jacen

What happens in the Refugee camp stays in the Refugee camp.

Tania

Eld said:

Tania said:

Eld said:

Tania said:

I am starting the Anti-Beard Foundation. I know @Cinya and @Katzchen will join me in our quest to post disapprovingly any time anyone encourages a beardless man to grow some unpleasant face hair.

PS: if you like beards, I sincerely hope you are also a guy who doesn't care if women shave their legs/armpits/other assorted body parts.

No one's encouraging the growing of unpleasant facial hair. Only the good kind.

No such animal, I'm afraid. Some men are handsome enough that it's possible to tolerate it, but most of those men are Jaime Lannister.

Well, yes, if you're growing an animal on your face, that's not the good kind. But as long as we've established that your statements refer to some fantasy land rather than reality, I'm willing to acknowledge your authority there.

The only acceptable facial hair is eyebrows and eyelashes.

Jules

Booty shorts need moar beard.  

Jules

Chryenth said:

Posting pictures here requires a DC35 Int check.

I know, grr.  It's "simple" but not necessarily "apparent" to the new user.  Ctrl+Shift+V  rabble rabblety rabble.  

Mannimar

The only time I grow a beard is when I don't want to shave my jawline. I think beards are acceptable only when trimmed and well kept. Not these mangy mongrels that some of you have glued to your faces.

Will have pictures of my bearded self when I'm not too lazy to move, and before I shave it off.

Daslin

@Eld Kind sir, would you like to be my second-in-command of this Bearded Empire?

Need more BEARD. (I'll post a selfie later. Try to one-up Aktillum!)

Daslin

VALIDATE MY ATTRACTIVENESS!!!!

Jules

Even the mirror is trying to grow a beard.  A for effort, mirror.  

Daslin

I have been informed of my horrid posture.

I will be of the proper posture in my future endevours.

Jules

All of this reminds me of how our dudes grow "Molest-aches" on deployments.  It's like a swarm of poisonous hairy caterpillars swarmed over their upper lips.  Player pics needs some of those.  

Lisbethae

Tania said:

I am starting the Anti-Beard Foundation. I know @Cinya and @Katzchen will join me in our quest to post disapprovingly any time anyone encourages a beardless man to grow some unpleasant face hair.

PS: if you like beards, I sincerely hope you are also a guy who doesn't care if women shave their legs/armpits/other assorted body parts.

They are also against women who date gay men as social cover, and men that date gay women as social cover. No Beards EVER

Silas

I too hate Eleanor, Lisbethae. Well said.

Rheve

Less beards and more Cooper porn, please.

Tekla

Katzchen said:

@Aktillum Please purchase some shorts without holes in them. It ruins the picture.

Well, they did come from the free pile at the laundromat, and as the person who took the picture, I'm pretty sure his bangin' rump would leave holes in brand new shorts too. 

Halo

I dress up like this daily.