Avon splash cologne, Axe Dark Chocolate underarm deodorant and Aficionado perfume for men. A subtle splash on the neck, a swipe on the pits / belt area, a spray on the shirt, you're in business. I'm going to start keeping a running tally of the times I hear "hoy, guwapo..bango *girlish titter*"
I think you're all missing the point. That's not @Eld's baby, that's the baby Eld found in his beard.
Urban Dictionary: Beard Any opposite sex escort taken to an event in an effort to give a homosexaul person the apperance of being out on a date with a person of the opposite sex.
That just got weird.
Achieved dragon on the 13th of Aeguary, 634 - aged 21 and 1 month and 21 days.
Elder dragon on the 6th of Chronos 635 - aged 22 and 8 months and 14 days.
I don't much care for cologne--or perfume, for that matter. Neutral feelings about babies and big beards (and babies with big beards). I do, however, like Admiral Ackbar, fat cats, and especially bow ties:
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And the venue, in case you were wondering if that yellow corner is where I spent my evening:
Happy new year, people. That's all this thread'll get from me for a while.
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Polo sport
Curve
Chrome azarro
Calvin Klein obsession
Lucky
Anything by Versace/Armani
Don't knock the cologne game!
Pick one, two squirts.
I think the whole key is to not overdo it. Cologne is supposed to be subtle, not stifling.
Penwize has cowardly forfeited the challenge to mortal combat issued by Atalkez.
Visited the finest of art galleries.
Danced under this tree. I was feeling the holiday spirits.
Hung out with this fat cat.
Spent time in the woods.
And of course ate my weight in terrible foods, like this monstrosity.
I am confused and hungry.
Speaking of things that are just bad:
I found this on sale. I CAN NOT imagine why. Also I want it... and I have no clue where I would wear it. Other than to Walmart
He might be a little suspicious of the beard...
Any opposite sex escort taken to an event in an effort to give a homosexaul person the apperance of being out on a date with a person of the opposite sex.
That just got weird.
I also learned something. Not over my fear of heights just yet. Not even close.
EDIT: Also @Eld, your beard seems to have spread throughout your arms. That thing is fierce. Congrats, man.
CLOSE-UP:
And the venue, in case you were wondering if that yellow corner is where I spent my evening:
Happy new year, people. That's all this thread'll get from me for a while.
I spent my summer on the east coast with Palpatine and kittens.
Halloween was also a thing.
Then I had to come back to Colorado. Was my first time going to a nightclub x_x
Then an awesome video game photoshoot happened. Left 4 Dead hunter 4lyfe
Sorry for the long post.
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