Amusing/Entertaining/Interesting things you stumbled upon on the Internet

Jonners

Jonners said:

Who says horses are majestic?

Are you all horse lovers or something? I get three wtfs for that?

Jonners

Melodie

I need that. My birthday is in three weeks.

Make it happen, folks!

Saeva

hah Cidusii sent me this and I laughed pretty hard at all of this guy's videos.

Jozlyn

In case you have a hard time deciding, here's a helpful flowchart to assist you in costume decisions.

Jonners

Shadizar

Kresslack

Berenene

Achimrst

Kresslack

Jozlyn

@Peak

Direv

Jozlyn said:

In case you have a hard time deciding, here's a helpful flowchart to assist you in costume decisions.

Thank you. I pretty much don't go out on Halloween ever because of all the ridiculously racist costumes, otherwise I'd probably end up in jail. Shit drives me so crazy. Some pieces of shit in my city thought it would be cool to dress up "like Mexicans" recently for a Halloween frat party. Yeah dude, I get it, you want to have fun, but I work with a diabetic 60 something year old man who has two jobs (both dishwasher jobs) and hasn't worked less than fifty hours a week in the last 8 years, has two teenage kids and a wife back home who he is lucky to see every couple of years. If your idea of fun is masquerading around in a caricatured costume of this guy while being a privileged piece of shit who's never had to work a day in his life cause of your parents and your trust fund.... Yeah. Definitely not going out this Halloween. 

@Jozlyn, Maybe I will consider your proposition after all...  

Chryenth

I've been invited to no less than three Halloween parties this year. Three. I hate parties.

I'm just going to stay in and commune with the spirits of the dead or something. Don't need people for that.

Jozlyn

Chryenth said:

I've been invited to no less than three Halloween parties this year. Three. I hate parties.

I'm just going to stay in and commune with the spirits of the dead or something. Don't need people for that.

But you'll miss out on all the smutty racist costumes.

Berenene

7 x 13 = 28

Don't believe me, here's the proof:

Chryenth

Jozlyn said:

But you'll miss out on all the smutty racist costumes.

Strata

Strata

This looks fun.

Achimrst

Saeva

Kresslack

I knew most of these types of pictures were doctored.....but not to -this- extent:

"Aren't pictures.. they're constructions." - C Russell

Arador

Want to WTF the pictures.....

Trevize

What was wrong with her before?

Harmonia

@zii
http://www.corporate-aliens.com/quotes/getquote.php?Miranda-Priestly&quoteid=496

Synbios

How to pick up girls.

Synbios

Speaking of cosplay:

Kresslack

I bet some guy at that convention took her back to a cheap hotel room praying she was 18. 

Snake!

Mannimar

Kresslack said:

I knew most of these types of pictures were doctored.....but not to -this- extent:

"Aren't pictures.. they're constructions." - C Russell

I'm impressed they even kept the same model...

There are several instances where the models are actually pieced together from different people.

The sexism in advertising is why I bailed on that degree path.

Don't get me wrong, It's fun to take a 300 lbs grandparent and make them look 180 lbs and 40 years younger, but it's a completely different thing to degrade, sexualize, and turn someone's body into an item.

Video starts at 1:45

better full length video:

http://vimeo.com/73446465

Jonners

I didn't find this on the internet I took the photo myself (the plastic is blurry, not my cam).

Apparently Mattel has decided to push Barbie's assets.