Amusing/Entertaining/Interesting things you stumbled upon on the Internet

Chryenth

"I do not understand why everything in this script must inevitably explode."

Achimrst

Chryenth said:

"I do not understand why everything in this script must inevitably explode."

If it doesn't explode you did it wrong.

Berenene

Chryenth said:

"I do not understand why everything in this script must inevitably explode."

It was probably directed by Michael bay.

Synbios

Kresslack

Achimrst

Achimrst

Synbios

Humans keep talking about this strange substance called 'Love', and how it has many definitions, from 'just a four-letter word', to 'moves the world around', to 'it's different from lust'.

No doubt this substance is a powerful catalyst, capable of dooming entire universes.

Synbios

Based on research, one of the steps to initiate the generation of this substance called 'Love' is to assert this 'cute look' mode. From further research, I have determined the most efficient method for it:

1. Puppy-dog eyes:

2. Put a little of your tongue out, ostensibly to imitate a puppy or kitten's tendency to do that to attract attention and affection:

3. And finally, a bit of physical moveme...

Hmm...I think this female in the middle got it right.

Need more experiments in this Love Lab.

Synbios

Synbios said:

Update: Located source video of this...dance.

Anaidiana

....boys shouldn't bend like that. 

But....I can't stop watching vids from this studio. 

Trilliana

Aedin

you know you like mah boob!

Zii

Synbios

Zii

Clockodiles

Somewhere, Captain Hook is shitting himself.

Synbios

@Zii: Looks like there's only one solution:

Kyrra

Zii said:

Clockodiles

Somewhere, Captain Hook is shitting himself.

So awesome. Wish we had those instead of salties >.>

Synbios

Kyrra said:

So awesome. Wish we had those instead of salties >.>

Might be a feminine canine to gut, though.

Synbios

There's 4ever alone...

...and there's 5ever alone.

Addendum: That human has nicely-delicate hands, though.

Synbios

That moment when you humans realize that the jovial clown-mascot of a certain food establishment sporting a pair of golden arches...

...is also a beast at DDR.

Synbios

Meanwhile, in Ancient Greece:

Trilliana

Synbios said:

Addendum: That human has nicely-delicate hands, though.

He actually puts makeup on his hand to lighten it up and make it more delicate-looking

Exelethril

When you start to think your job is rough, @Wysteria and @Kyrra - 

Kyrra

Exelethril said:

When you start to think your job is rough, @Wysteria and @Kyrra - 

Sitting in my office suffering vertigo from watching that. What an awful job.

Synbios

I never realized how evil humans are to other humans, until I heard this:

"This is the pole that the antenna is mounted on. It's just there to add extra height."

To the uncouth fellow 'chilling' in the Circle of Judecca, located in Cocytus, down in the bowels of Dante's depiction of the Inferno, it looks like there is someone here in the mortal realm that has beaten you in terms of malevolence.

Wysteria

I'll take that job anytime because there's no customers to deal with.

Kresslack

Shirszae

Exelethril said:

When you start to think your job is rough, @Wysteria and @Kyrra - 

I want to WTF simply because ... I'd be reduced to a sobbing wreck at half the full height of that.  I am utterly terrified of heights. Merely watching made me fell like I was going to fall. I can't imagine what that person goes through.

Exelethril

I know, right? Must be tough work dragging that hefty pair of "shoes"  skywards along with that tool bag.