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Sobriquet

Look at this odd Rock formation that's been found...

Xenomorph

Antidas said:

@Xenomorph

I wasn't going to make this thread all about me. -But when Xenomorph walks in just to drop full plate so ladies or gents their spawn of my- tramps - what the fuck else would a thread so big be about!? Why with gilded plum tackle swingin from a Sartanic Thoth fanged version of Elusian opinion mouth rest like a herpied sensation!. What. Sup Antidas. Stay up playa! Old school gangsta records meets world size who in da Shallam nation!!. -I'm-I'm Xeno bitch! Later taters!!

Xenomorph

I like the shirt I just have no idea what it means but the name is big deal dick dignified fist bumpin booty thumpin reason to pay Xeno's staff runnin the blumpkin champ's dungeon!

Trey

       

Ryzeth

Why would you even get that as a tattoo...

Antonius

Because they really like... whatever that is.

Sobriquet

Mayonnaise. They are clearly a fan of a variety of sandwiches...

Kayeil

Don't click link if you are too arachnophobic... but holy shit...

http://www.boredpanda.com/monster-huntsman-spider-holds-terrified-couple-hostage-in-their-own-home-reacts-angrily-to-being-moved

I'd either starve to death in the house, burn it down, or if I somehow made it out I'd be on the first plane out of Australia to just about anywhere. I don't care. Just far, FAR away from that monstrously big spider.

Nazihk

Meh, it's not dangerous. Just ignore it and use another door until it goes away, or maybe nudge it aside with a broom, or maybe just ignore it and go about your fucking day. 

Aralaya

This works too

Antidas

Better plan

Xaden

Put a saddle on it and ride it into battle.

Caelan

Not "too" arachnophobic, but enough that I won't click the link.  Based on other comments, I'm thinking a shotgun is in order...likely loaded with slugs

Kyrra

I've seen one or two spiders that big right on my verandah. It's especially fun when they're perched right above the light switch and you discover them at night.

When they are that size or bigger, they generally aren't phased by much unless you threaten them or it's breeding season.

Synbios

Meow~!

Reyson

Ngl. When I kick the bucket, I wanna reincarnate as one of that dude's cats.

Tysandr

Kyrra said:

I've seen one or two spiders that big right on my verandah. It's especially fun when they're perched right above the light switch and you discover them at night.

When they are that size or bigger, they generally aren't phased by much unless you threaten them or it's breeding season.

Fazed

Accipiter

Tysandr said:

Kyrra said:

I've seen one or two spiders that big right on my verandah. It's especially fun when they're perched right above the light switch and you discover them at night.

When they are that size or bigger, they generally aren't phased by much unless you threaten them or it's breeding season.

Fazed

I see you know little of the night spiders.

Tysandr

I had to cause if huntsmen could phase, I'm on the first fucking flight out of this country.

Ryzeth

Tysandr said:

I had to cause if huntsmen could phase, I'm on the first fucking flight out of this country.

I hear they leave phasing to dropbears in Australia.

Kinilan

@Laedha

The name came from the testimony of a cabin boy against one of the last English captains charged with buggery. The kid said the captain rammed his yardarm up the boy's fundament. So ya, like Jinsun said, Dick and Anus. The name has extra meaning for those in the PoM that know history of the ship.

Caspian's Mistake is also a joke of sorts. It is reference to the Mistake Caspian made that cost Him His power and his life. Also a stab at His bastard child become God of the Seas. And a reference to the mistake the player behind Caspian made, holy fuck, almost 20 years ago.

Siduri

Was Caspian's Mistake the Yard and Fundament?

Synbios

When you have to reject someone's love confession and you are a Wushu specialist:

Kinilan

Siduri said:

Was Caspian's Mistake the Yard and Fundament?

No, but ask me where Sartanic Obscenities came from. And then watch Ashtan change it so faaaaaast.

Xaden

Everyone has read that log.

Antonius

Xaden said:

Everyone has read that log.

I haven't. I have no fucking clue what you guys are even talking about.

Krypton

@Antoniushttps://pastebin.com/9w6v2Z5L

Kinilan said:

No, but ask me where Sartanic Obscenities came from. And then watch Ashtan change it so faaaaaast.

Nooooooo... "Sartanic Obscenities" for a ship name is so beauteous

And Ashtan actually changed the name back to Sartanic Obscenities recently, after Jinsun kept changing it to avoid Mariners detection

Trey

Antonius said:

Xaden said:

Everyone has read that log.

I haven't. I have no fucking clue what you guys are even talking about.

I will find it and message,  because incredibly nsfw.

Or not, since Krypton.

Austere

Krypton said:

@Antoniushttps://pastebin.com/9w6v2Z5L

Kinilan said:

No, but ask me where Sartanic Obscenities came from. And then watch Ashtan change it so faaaaaast.

Nooooooo... "Sartanic Obscenities" for a ship name is so beauteous

And Ashtan actually changed the name back to Sartanic Obscenities recently, after Jinsun kept changing it to avoid Mariners detection

 Once I got over the initial "omfgwth", I gotta admit: thats some damn good writing. Very.. descriptive. 

Shayde

He needs to film horizontally, but this made me laugh. What a man will do to save money.