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  • KlendathuKlendathu Eye of the StormPosts: 3,100Member @@ - Legendary Achaean


    Drool...

    Tharos, the Announcer of Delos shouts, "It's near the end of the egghunt and I still haven't figured out how to pronounce Clean-dat-hoo."
    AntidasAralayaKyrra
  • SobriquetSobriquet Posts: 2,157Member @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Look at this odd Rock formation that's been found...

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    KayeilXadenHalos
  • XenomorphXenomorph Posts: 389Member @ - Epic Achaean
    edited July 2017
    Antidas said:
    I wasn't going to make this thread all about me. -But when Xenomorph walks in just to drop full plate so ladies or gents their spawn of my- tramps - what the fuck else would a thread so big be about!? Why with gilded plum tackle swingin from a Sartanic Thoth fanged version of Elusian opinion mouth rest like a herpied sensation!. What. Sup Antidas. Stay up playa! Old school gangsta records meets world size who in da Shallam nation!!. -I'm-I'm Xeno bitch! Later taters!!
    I -am- the Cataclysm Switchblade.
    AustereShaydeMishgulKyrra
  • TreyTrey Posts: 4,695Member @@ - Legendary Achaean
           

    Siduri
  • RyzethRyzeth Posts: 1,105Member @ - Epic Achaean
    Why would you even get that as a tattoo...
  • AntoniusAntonius Posts: 4,676Member @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Because they really like... whatever that is.
  • SobriquetSobriquet Posts: 2,157Member @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Mayonnaise. They are clearly a fan of a variety of sandwiches...
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    AralayaShirszaeTrey
  • KayeilKayeil Washington StatePosts: 2,824Member @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Don't click link if you are too arachnophobic... but holy shit...

    http://www.boredpanda.com/monster-huntsman-spider-holds-terrified-couple-hostage-in-their-own-home-reacts-angrily-to-being-moved

    I'd either starve to death in the house, burn it down, or if I somehow made it out I'd be on the first plane out of Australia to just about anywhere. I don't care. Just far, FAR away from that monstrously big spider.
    What doesn't kill you gives you exp.

    Shayde
  • NazihkNazihk Posts: 993Member @ - Epic Achaean
    Meh, it's not dangerous. Just ignore it and use another door until it goes away, or maybe nudge it aside with a broom, or maybe just ignore it and go about your fucking day. 
    Kyrra
  • AralayaAralaya Posts: 1,178Member @ - Epic Achaean

    This works too


    Tecton-Today at 6:17 PM

    teehee b.u.t.t. pirates
    Kayeil
  • AntidasAntidas Posts: 1,479Member @@ - Legendary Achaean


    Better plan

    Aralaya
  • XadenXaden Posts: 2,315Member @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Put a saddle on it and ride it into battle.
         He is a coward who has to bring two friends as backup to jump people hunting.

    TrillianaKyrraShirszaeHalos
  • CaelanCaelan Posts: 1,281Member @ - Epic Achaean
    Not "too" arachnophobic, but enough that I won't click the link.  Based on other comments, I'm thinking a shotgun is in order...likely loaded with slugs

    Kayeil
  • KyrraKyrra Sanctum of the SkyPosts: 4,783Member @@ - Legendary Achaean
    I've seen one or two spiders that big right on my verandah. It's especially fun when they're perched right above the light switch and you discover them at night.

    When they are that size or bigger, they generally aren't phased by much unless you threaten them or it's breeding season.
    (D.M.A.): Cooper says, "Kyrra is either the most innocent person in the world, or the girl who uses the most innuendo seemingly unintentionally but really on purpose."

  • SynbiosSynbios Posts: 4,561Member @@ - Legendary Achaean


    Meow~!


    ShirszaeExelethril
  • ReysonReyson Posts: 524Member ✭✭✭✭ - Eminent
    Ngl. When I kick the bucket, I wanna reincarnate as one of that dude's cats.
    Shirszae
  • TysandrTysandr Posts: 441Member ✭✭✭✭ - Eminent
    Kyrra said:
    I've seen one or two spiders that big right on my verandah. It's especially fun when they're perched right above the light switch and you discover them at night.

    When they are that size or bigger, they generally aren't phased by much unless you threaten them or it's breeding season.
    Fazed
    Nexus: Accents, Autotriggers, Dragon Talismans
    "As the child did... without the rope. Then fear will find you again."

  • AccipiterAccipiter Posts: 370Member ✭✭✭ - Distinguished
    Tysandr said:
    Kyrra said:
    I've seen one or two spiders that big right on my verandah. It's especially fun when they're perched right above the light switch and you discover them at night.

    When they are that size or bigger, they generally aren't phased by much unless you threaten them or it's breeding season.
    Fazed
    I see you know little of the night spiders.
    TysandrCaelan
  • TysandrTysandr Posts: 441Member ✭✭✭✭ - Eminent
    I had to :( cause if huntsmen could phase, I'm on the first fucking flight out of this country. :(
    Nexus: Accents, Autotriggers, Dragon Talismans
    "As the child did... without the rope. Then fear will find you again."

    CaelanKyrraExelethril
  • RyzethRyzeth Posts: 1,105Member @ - Epic Achaean
    Tysandr said:
    I had to :( cause if huntsmen could phase, I'm on the first fucking flight out of this country. :(
    I hear they leave phasing to dropbears in Australia.
    TysandrCaelanShirszae
  • KinilanKinilan Posts: 1,255Member, Seafaring Liason @@ - Legendary Achaean
    @Laedha

    The name came from the testimony of a cabin boy against one of the last English captains charged with buggery. The kid said the captain rammed his yardarm up the boy's fundament. So ya, like Jinsun said, Dick and Anus. The name has extra meaning for those in the PoM that know history of the ship.

    Caspian's Mistake is also a joke of sorts. It is reference to the Mistake Caspian made that cost Him His power and his life. Also a stab at His bastard child become God of the Seas. And a reference to the mistake the player behind Caspian made, holy fuck, almost 20 years ago.

    LaedhaShirszaeSiduri
  • SiduriSiduri Posts: 1,535Member @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Was Caspian's Mistake the Yard and Fundament?

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    Kinilan
  • SynbiosSynbios Posts: 4,561Member @@ - Legendary Achaean
    When you have to reject someone's love confession and you are a Wushu specialist:



  • KinilanKinilan Posts: 1,255Member, Seafaring Liason @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Siduri said:
    Was Caspian's Mistake the Yard and Fundament?
    No, but ask me where Sartanic Obscenities came from. And then watch Ashtan change it so faaaaaast.

    Siduri
  • XadenXaden Posts: 2,315Member @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Everyone has read that log.
         He is a coward who has to bring two friends as backup to jump people hunting.

    SiduriTrey
  • AntoniusAntonius Posts: 4,676Member @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Xaden said:
    Everyone has read that log.
    I haven't. I have no fucking clue what you guys are even talking about.
  • KryptonKrypton shi-KhurenaPosts: 2,377Member @@ - Legendary Achaean
    @Antonius ;https://pastebin.com/9w6v2Z5L
    Kinilan said:
    No, but ask me where Sartanic Obscenities came from. And then watch Ashtan change it so faaaaaast.
    Nooooooo... "Sartanic Obscenities" for a ship name is so beauteous :(

    And Ashtan actually changed the name back to Sartanic Obscenities recently, after Jinsun kept changing it to avoid Mariners detection :lol:
    (Mhaldor): Herenicus says, "Apologies, I am in-and-out of hold with Verizon wireless customer service."
    SiduriKinilan
  • TreyTrey Posts: 4,695Member @@ - Legendary Achaean
    edited August 2017
    Antonius said:
    Xaden said:
    Everyone has read that log.
    I haven't. I have no fucking clue what you guys are even talking about.
    I will find it and message,  because incredibly nsfw.

    Or not, since Krypton.

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