Amusing/Entertaining/Interesting things you stumbled upon on the Internet

Arador

Trey said:

Arador said:

Trey said:

Arador said:

Trey said:

Arador said:

"Acquired taste" is a nice way to say "Taste-bud Stockholm syndrome"

I'm very sorry that you'll never be a real man. Or woman for that matter, given how many I know love craft beer. I guess you're just not a person, is what I'm trying to say.

There there little booze hipster. You should be happy I don't give a damn about craft beers. That way you can feel even more smug about how unique and non-mainstream your taste is in obscure horse piss is. 

I'm curious how you have the knowledge to make that kind of comparison. Have you been drinking sweet, sweet lemonade by chance?

No thanks, Bear Grylls says it's an "acquired taste" and as we have established, that's your kinda thing, not mine.

Don't be sad about being a terrible person, bru. It'll be alright.

Yeah I figured you don't drink it. At least not until someone puts it in a faux vintage bottle with an ironic label that you can post on the forums.

Katzchen

You boys are adorable. When are you going to kiss and make up? Can I watch?

Synbios

Unrelated to the beer-fight, but I have generated a perfect visual metaphor to illustrate fights and arguments on the Internet:

Tibitha

Synbios said:

Unrelated to the beer-fight, but I have generated a perfect visual metaphor to illustrate fights and arguments on the Internet:

That's generally what I consider Achaean combat to look like.

Trey

Katzchen said:

You boys are adorable. When are you going to kiss and make up? Can I watch?

I'm more just amused at where he's trying to go with this. Hipsters drink PBR, not good beer.

Vithincus

So growing up my first love was Carmen Sandiego. Some of my earliest video game memories was waking up early on Saturday mornings so I could be one of the first to lay claim to my libraries limited number of Macintosh computers to chase my love over the globe. She was the first woman I thought was out of my reach only to learn with dogged determination (and a knowledge for world geography no seven year old gumshoe should possess) the double dealing diva with a taste for thievery could be yours. Sometimes when I'm feeling blue or just need a hit of nostalgia I'll look up the theme song to the TV show on pbs. Today I found this gem:

Cynlael

Trey said:

I'm more just amused at where he's trying to go with this. Hipsters drink PBR, not good beer.

oxymoron

/ˌɒksɪˈmɔːrɒn/

noun (pl) -mora (-ˈmɔːrə)

1.

(rhetoric) an epigrammatic effect, by which contradictory terms are used in conjunction: living death, fiend angelical

Or, in the case of what you said: good beer.

Ahmet

Cynlael said:

Trey said:

I'm more just amused at where he's trying to go with this. Hipsters drink PBR, not good beer.

oxymoron

/ˌɒksɪˈmɔːrɒn/

noun (pl) -mora (-ˈmɔːrə)

1.

(rhetoric) an epigrammatic effect, by which contradictory terms are used in conjunction: living death, fiend angelical

Or, in the case of what you said: good beer.

Coming from the guy who's never had a Corona

Trey

Ahmet said:

Cynlael said:

Trey said:

I'm more just amused at where he's trying to go with this. Hipsters drink PBR, not good beer.

oxymoron

/ˌɒksɪˈmɔːrɒn/

noun (pl) -mora (-ˈmɔːrə)

1.

(rhetoric) an epigrammatic effect, by which contradictory terms are used in conjunction: living death, fiend angelical

Or, in the case of what you said: good beer.

Coming from the guy who's never had a Corona

Corona is not good beer do not listen to Dominic Toretto

Trey

Cynlael said:

Trey said:

I'm more just amused at where he's trying to go with this. Hipsters drink PBR, not good beer.

oxymoron

/ˌɒksɪˈmɔːrɒn/

noun (pl) -mora (-ˈmɔːrə)

1.

(rhetoric) an epigrammatic effect, by which contradictory terms are used in conjunction: living death, fiend angelical

Or, in the case of what you said: good beer.

There are plenty of good beers out there. It's simply a case of whether you like beer or not. It's just like how I'm not a fan of raw tomato by itself. I don't think people who like it are hipsters, I just don't have a taste for it. Beer is the same way, although I'm convinced there's one out there for everyone, there are probably people who don't like any of it. I just happen to be a fan, and I like when people are exposed to a better selection of brews than Corona, Budweiser and the like, which really are crappy beer.

Ahmet

Trey said:

Ahmet said:

Cynlael said:

Trey said:

I'm more just amused at where he's trying to go with this. Hipsters drink PBR, not good beer.

oxymoron

/ˌɒksɪˈmɔːrɒn/

noun (pl) -mora (-ˈmɔːrə)

1.

(rhetoric) an epigrammatic effect, by which contradictory terms are used in conjunction: living death, fiend angelical

Or, in the case of what you said: good beer.

Coming from the guy who's never had a Corona

Corona is not good beer do not listen to Dominic Toretto

There's nothing wrong with Dom! Or Corona! 

Tahquil

Given that this conversation isn't amusing, entertaining or interesting I'll repost this:
http://weavesilk.com/

Kerria

My aspie sense is tingling. I need to print out copies of these and use as applicable. (There's more if you follow the link.)
http://imgur.com/gallery/PL0Zo

Siduri

@Kerria first form, I loled at 'No reply necessary'.
So creepy.

Kisharo

I don't really use the forums, But I found this thing that 'gangstafies' everything, and I used it on some RP I did in Mhaldor... here is the result. 

On second thoughts, it is longish and has strong language... if anyone is not too fond of that :P Here is the link: http://www.gizoogle.net/xfer.php?link=http://pastebin.com/6zNxrbs6

I laughed my ass off so hard.

Oh, and I guess here is the original if you were wondering: http://pastebin.com/6zNxrbs6

Naverre

Link is a tool.

Ruth

Kisharo said:

I don't really use the forums, But I found this thing that 'gangstafies' everything, and I used it on some RP I did in Mhaldor... here is the result. 

On second thoughts, it is longish and has strong language... if anyone is not too fond of that :P Here is the link: http://www.gizoogle.net/xfer.php?link=http://pastebin.com/6zNxrbs6

I laughed my ass off so hard.

Oh, and I guess here is the original if you were wondering: http://pastebin.com/6zNxrbs6

"I did not ask fo' a side comment. Is dis erect, slave?"

My stomach hurts.

Arador

Ahh yes. I especially love the Gizoogle version of the 7 Truths.

Tahquil

Warning : Feels inside. So many feels.
http://imgur.com/gallery/KfGz5fT

Trey

Tears. Tears of laughter.

 

EDIT: And sadness because even though this is a joke, everyone here legit knows someone this stupid.

Sybilla

Well? What was the answer? 

I'm asking for... a friend.

Tharvis

           

Erasariel

nevermind, the video won't work

Exelethril

                              

Leliel

Truth.

Exelethril

http://twistedsifter.com/2015/06/abandoned-village-in-china-overtaken-by-nature/

Jukilian

Leliel said:

Truth.

@Leliel have you seen this thread?

Leliel

Jukilian said:

Leliel said:

Truth.

@Leliel have you seen this thread?

I hate you so much
And no
I hadn't
Now I have
And my life is worse

Trey

This is one of those rare situations where I know for a fact something is completely fake (CGI), but I have no doubt that if it had been filmed legitimately Bruce Lee could still have done it.

 

Kayeil

Batasaurus Rex!