Aurora says, "Tharvis, why are you always breaking things?!" Artemis says, "You are so high maintenance, Tharvis, gosh." Tecton says, "It's still your fault, Tharvis."
On the one side I have always felt that a gift register is kinda rude, especially on expensive items. "Hey, you should buy us this". Then again we did not have one and now we have a lifetime supply of His and Hers towels.
@Arador Almost 9 years down the line, and we just disposed of our last set of His & Hers towels. Then, if you are clever like me, you buy her an embroidery machine and make sure all the friends and family knows she has it, and isn't afraid to use it.
Never again will you open a gift, to find a cloth based His & Hers gift. Yes, the funds spent on the machine is worth it, just watching family and friends agonize about being forced to get creative with gifts, makes for a lot of fun. Of course, they know exactly what they get for gifts every time, because it will be an embroidery something of one kind or another.
@Athelas Oh we got a lot of mileage from all the towels at least. When we just got married we were dirt poor and found towels had so many more uses than the obvious drying of your person.
Cold winter and not enough blankets? Get under thetowels. Something to line pet cages with? Use the towels. Drying the dishes? Hey this towel works great. Washing the dishes, floors, anything else in the house? Cut up towels Moving and need something to protect the crockery? Wrap em in towels. Tile floor cold in winter and can not afford a carpet? Throw down them towels. Sun bothering you while driving to Capetown? Wind a towel in the window. Need a toga for that fancy dress party? Towels. Need to form a soft sleeping surface on the floor for an unexpected extra guest? Layers of Towels.
Hey, you sass that hoopy @Arador? There's a frood who really knows where his towel is.
<silent_prayer> Dear Sarapis, please let at least one person get where that is from. Amen. P.S. I truly believe that Wet-Towel should be a wieldable and deadly weapon in Acahea. </silent_prayer>
Hey, you sass that hoopy @Arador? There's a frood who really knows where his towel is.
<silent_prayer> Dear Sarapis, please let at least one person get where that is from. Amen. P.S. I truly believe that Wet-Towel should be a wieldable and deadly weapon in Acahea. </silent_prayer>
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@Athelas Oh we got a lot of mileage from all the towels at least. When we just got married we were dirt poor and found towels had so many more uses than the obvious drying of your person.
Cold winter and not enough blankets? Get under thetowels. Something to line pet cages with? Use the towels. Drying the dishes? Hey this towel works great. Washing the dishes, floors, anything else in the house? Cut up towels Moving and need something to protect the crockery? Wrap em in towels. Tile floor cold in winter and can not afford a carpet? Throw down them towels. Sun bothering you while driving to Capetown? Wind a towel in the window. Need a toga for that fancy dress party? Towels. Need to form a soft sleeping surface on the floor for an unexpected extra guest? Layers of Towels.
I am the Bubbah (from Forrest Gump) of Towels.
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Artemis says, "You are so high maintenance, Tharvis, gosh."
Tecton says, "It's still your fault, Tharvis."
Never again will you open a gift, to find a cloth based His & Hers gift. Yes, the funds spent on the machine is worth it, just watching family and friends agonize about being forced to get creative with gifts, makes for a lot of fun. Of course, they know exactly what they get for gifts every time, because it will be an embroidery something of one kind or another.
Yes, I'm evil like that.
Cold winter and not enough blankets? Get under thetowels.
Something to line pet cages with? Use the towels.
Drying the dishes? Hey this towel works great.
Washing the dishes, floors, anything else in the house? Cut up towels
Moving and need something to protect the crockery? Wrap em in towels.
Tile floor cold in winter and can not afford a carpet? Throw down them towels.
Sun bothering you while driving to Capetown? Wind a towel in the window.
Need a toga for that fancy dress party? Towels.
Need to form a soft sleeping surface on the floor for an unexpected extra guest? Layers of Towels.
I am the Bubbah (from Forrest Gump) of Towels.
<silent_prayer>
Dear Sarapis, please let at least one person get where that is from. Amen.
P.S. I truly believe that Wet-Towel should be a wieldable and deadly weapon in Acahea.
</silent_prayer>
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But will we get wieldable, deadly wet-towels as weapons?
Would have put an end to the Saga right quick with this alternate ending.