Amusing/Entertaining/Interesting things you stumbled upon on the Internet

Arador

You mean kinda like this?

Shunsui

As a body shot, at the beach, with a hooker. 

Sounds good to me!

Looked at what my sons would be for shits and giggles....As a body shot, in a prison cell, with a porn star.

My boy is destined for great things

Siduri

From the bottle, down a manhole with the coroner.

Gods, let me call my IG daughter, we're destined to have that drink together.

Tharvis

Achimrst

Xith

Shot glass at work with a hooker.
This chart somehow predicted my Thursday :O

Alynna

From a drinking horn, on a park bench, with an astronaut.

At least it paints an amusing picture.

Eld

Wysteria said:

With a hosepipe, down a manhole, with a hooker

At least they don't specify whether it's a hooker in the sense of "prostitute" or the sense of "rugby player". Options are good!

Eld

Tharvis said:

TBF, "Do you require nourishment?" is something I say to my son fairly regularly. Not in Thor voice, though. Should be "dost thou", though, not "doth you".

Sybilla

From a wine glass, at the library, (oooh, looking classy) with a bum.

Damned. 

Saeva

Valden

@Arador more classic New Zealand:

Skye

Strata

ok that's understandable... then I was just trying to see how many abuse flags I got in Ranting Menace... but saw this:

wat?

Berenene

Eld said:

Tharvis said:

TBF, "Do you require nourishment?" is something I say to my son fairly regularly. Not in Thor voice, though. Should be "dost thou", though, not "doth you".

"Wizard needs food badly"

Berenene

Jacen

@Strata I've been getting that a lot today too, though Chrome has been acting up enough that I assumed it was on my end. 

Achimrst

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Berenene

Pretty awesome stuff:

http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/are-you-smarter-crow

Wysteria

@Eld I'd rather the prostitute then! I'd have to punch out the rugby player if they got rowdy drunk on JD (nope...not calling from experience...not at all)

Trilliana

I had my son put the Sword and the Stone on (it's on Netflix for those who have it ) and we got to my favorite part

Xith

Berenene

Xith said:

The ten points to deumbledore part is what really sells it.

Cynlael

This right here. I have no words.

Skye

Trilliana said:

I had my son put the Sword and the Stone on (it's on Netflix for those who have it ) and we got to my favorite part

I've never seen this before, but is this where the boy accidentally loses his virginity to an amorous squirrel?

Trilliana

Skye said:

Trilliana said:

I had my son put the Sword and the Stone on (it's on Netflix for those who have it ) and we got to my favorite part

I've never seen this before, but is this where the boy accidentally loses his virginity to an amorous squirrel?

No, no virginity loss. Just an amusing moment.

Jozlyn

Synbios

Skye said:

Trilliana said:

I had my son put the Sword and the Stone on (it's on Netflix for those who have it ) and we got to my favorite part

I've never seen this before, but is this where the boy accidentally loses his virginity to an amorous squirrel?

@Skye: This sounds suspiciously like a plot line of some A SQUIRREL IS FINE TOO hentai. 

That, or a furry fantasy.

(But no, he was not squirrel-raped. He turned back into a human and sorely disappointed the female. Probably because of the...er, difficulties with negotiating their biologies to accomplish said accidental virginity loss. Or squirrel-rape. Whatever term you humans prefer.)