Amusing/Entertaining/Interesting things you stumbled upon on the Internet

Mannimar

Xith

Synbios

Trilliana said:

The vast, shapeless, horrifying entity of aeons long ago seemed to burst forth from nothingness, tentacles of flesh bursting from it's daemonic form. The poor souls within the area screamed in utmost horror and terror, impaled and consumed, slaughtered like sheep by the unintelligent horror that lay before them. Insanity tore their minds apart and the beast tore their bodies apart. The chaotic being had swiftly consumed the entire city, before its taint spread throughout the world, humans and animals alike powerless to stop it.

@Synbios

@Trilliana: I'M NOT DUMB! I JUST PERCEIVE THE WORLD IN WAYS THAT FLESHLINGS CANNOT HOPE TO EMULATE. >:C

Meanwhile:

Aepas

@ruth

Ruth

Synbios said:

Trilliana said:

The
vast, shapeless, horrifying entity of aeons long ago seemed to burst
forth from nothingness, tentacles of flesh bursting from it's daemonic
form. The poor souls within the area screamed in utmost horror and
terror, impaled and consumed, slaughtered like sheep by the
unintelligent horror that lay before them. Insanity tore their minds
apart and the beast tore their bodies apart. The chaotic being had
swiftly consumed the entire city, before its taint spread throughout the
world, humans and animals alike powerless to stop it.

@Synbios

@Trilliana: I'M NOT DUMB! I JUST PERCEIVE THE WORLD IN WAYS THAT FLESHLINGS CANNOT HOPE TO EMULATE. >:C

Meanwhile:

Man, starfire from Teen Titans. Talk about cartoons I've loved watching when I was younger.

Strata

Turoi

I'm a black/grey rajamalan IG and I was bored...

Figured I'd look up "black tiger" and:



Oooooh, pretty!

But wait, rajamalas are like... tiger PEOPLE.

So I look up "tiger man" and:




(i want my mommy *cries*)

Trilliana

I've actually met that guy, he's pretty cool. I was probably 12 or so and remember seeing him on tv a lot while growing up.

Achimrst

Yay Eleusis!!!

Trilliana

Xith

Xith

Xith

Studies have shown that Jennifer Lawrence's hair could be baby shit green and most men and women would still do her.

Jozlyn

@Fitz this looks like you to me.

Achimrst

Xith

Arador

Berenene

Jozlyn

Achimrst

Fitz

Xith

http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/431237/december-11-2013/sign-language-scandal-at-mandela-s-memorial

Trilliana

Fitz

I tried watching your video...but that dudes voice...

Exelethril

Xenomorph

Was picking up some power tools earlier, and when I buy something it has to be the best. It didn't take me long to find these guys. What's more, I cross checked it for any relation to our great tireless terraformer here, and I think we have a complete match.

I didn't know he had time for power tools as well, thanks T! This pipe cutter should do the trick, my Sears one broke!

Edit: seriously T, don't hurt me. I am innocent in this, and if punishment is to be meted out, Vicious is my Squire and is handling all my mail, correspondence, and jail time. Thanks!

Berenene

Mithridates

OMAHA

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/how-many-times-did-peyton-manning-shout--omaha--on-sunday-154405907.html

Xith

Asking Hipsters About Bands That Don't Exist.

Xith

Trilliana said:

Fitz said:

I tried watching your video...but that dudes voice...

Yeah, I need to code his voice out of my DNA memory to spare my children. And punch the kid in the throat like 30 times. Not necessarily in that order.