Amusing/Entertaining/Interesting things you stumbled upon on the Internet

Skye

I spent the first 2 minutes trying to discover what it was I was looking for and what that noise was... and then... XD

Synbios

Daslin

Jozlyn

Synbios said:

They do that.

Arador

Wolverine gets fired

Synbios

Jozlyn said:

Synbios said:

They do that.

@Jozlyn: I'm curious as to why female mammary glands are capable of destroying a holiday.

Jozlyn

@synbios

I cite the year when my aunt looked at me made a tsk tsk sound and frowned...then on Christmas day I opened the present from her to find a hideous pink frilly bra with bows along with a card that read "you're a woman now, dress like it". 

Childhood ruined. I'd asked for a paint set. Instead I got a boob sling... a pink one at that. Twelve sucked.

Synbios

I've heard of juveniles wanting to evolve to maturity fast while their progenitors/elders persist in looking at them as 'too young', but this is a rarity - modern progenitors/elders wanting their progeny to evolve quickly.

Clearly, they are attempting a Zerg rush to the enemy base for a quick victory. Tell me quickly, @Jozlyn - are there more than eight Drones mining crystals nearby? More importantly, is there a nearby Spawning Pool within the vicinity? If so, my calculations speculate that you will be required to either evolve into a zergling, or your progeny/students-in-your-educational-curriculum will be turned into zerglings within the next three years.

And if your aunt has Korean lineage, the timeframe may be shortened to 'tomorrow'.

Jozlyn

@synbios I devolved into an evil-eye giving, death metal listening, mumbling and hissing teenager.

Jozlyn

Fitz

I gave this to my buddy who is going into education, to hang in his class room. He laughed and said he should probably keep it in the teachers lounge. I said yeah, some of them likely need to read it too.

Cathy

Fitz said:

I gave this to my buddy who is going into education, to hang in his class room. He laughed and said he should probably keep it in the teachers lounge. I said yeah, some of them likely need to read it too.

Near the end, no capitalisation on the "i"'s. Should do better for a ranting about grammar thing.

Lianca

Sorry @Fitz, but that language is way unnecessary, no matter how funny it is, how amusing it is, or where you found it on the internet.

Strata

Berenene

Berenene

From one of my facebook feeds:

Me: What do you want to do when I come home for Christmas?
Mom: Why don't we play this: http://po.st/e1xOVB
Me: That's the reason why Grandma still won't talk to me!
Mom: You sent her to JAIL!

*Breaking families apart since 1933*

Berenene

I know what I want for christmas!

Synbios

Jozlyn said:

@synbios I devolved into an evil-eye giving, death metal listening, mumbling and hissing teenager.

@Jozlyn: Hm...so your progenitors are probably going for the Roach/Baneling early game. Just hope that you're not the Baneling in said combo, or else our brief acquaintance will prove even shorter than temporally expected. 

Mannimar

Strata said:

I could pretend to be offended, but my crippled self dropped my laptop, and fell over laughing. My dog thinks I'm dying and my cats refuse to enter the room. Thank you good sir, I salute you.

Kresslack

Arador

Jozlyn

Well....shit.

Jozlyn

I've been on a library kick lately.

Fitz

@Daslin, @Dunn, @Kellonius

Dunn

Threw out my back just looking at that. I have a really bad lower back (L5~ level) because of a hockey injury. That may just kill me, yo.

Tekk

Fitz said:

@Daslin, @Dunn, @Kellonius

That's actually pretty amazing.

Fitz

PERFECT FOR DIETING, DO IT WITH THE REVERSE ARTICULATED BEHIND THE BACK DIP SQUAT PENDALAY ROW I POSTED

Eld

Lolwut

Tharvis

@Nellaundra

Nellaundra

An oldie but a goodie