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  • BereneneBerenene
    It's like a modern day disney fairytale.
    Janeway: Tuvok! *clapclap* Release my hounds!
    Krenim: Hounds? How cliche.
    Janeway: Tuvok! *clapclap* Release my rape gorilla!
    Krenim: ...We'll show ourselves out.
  • AepasAepas
    Trilliana said:
    This might have already been shared, but still awesome (Straight from reddit)


    Q: What is the laziest thing you've ever done?

    A: Late to the party but this one is too good to pass up:

    I was once on a US military ship, having breakfast in the wardroom (officers lounge) when the Operations Officer (OPS) walks in. This guy was the definition of NOT a morning person; he's still half asleep, bleary eyed... basically a zombie with a bagel. He sits down across from me to eat his bagel and is just barely conscious. My back is to the outboard side of the ship, and the morning sun is blazing in one of the portholes putting a big bright-ass circle of light right on his barely conscious face. He's squinting and chewing and basically just remembering how to be alive for today. It's painful to watch.

    But then zombie-OPS stops chewing, slowly picks up the phone, and dials the bridge. In his well-known I'm-still-totally-asleep voice, he says "heeeey. It's OPS. Could you... shift our barpat... yeah, one six five. Thanks." And puts the phone down. And then he just sits there. Squinting. Waiting.

    And then, ever so slowly, I realize that that big blazing spot of sun has begun to slide off the zombie's face and onto the wall behind him. After a moment it clears his face and he blinks slowly a few times and the brilliant beauty of what I've just witnessed begins to overwhelm me. By ordering the bridge to adjust the ship's back-and-forth patrol by about 15 degrees, he's changed our course just enough to reposition the sun off of his face. He's literally just redirected thousands of tons of steel and hundreds of people so that he could get the sun out of his eyes while he eats his bagel. I am in awe.

    He slowly picks up his bagel and for a moment I'm terrified at the thought that his own genius may escape him, that he may never appreciate the epic brilliance of his laziness (since he's not going to wake up for another hour). But between his next bites he pauses, looks at me, and gives me the faintest, sly grin, before returning to gnaw slowly on his zombie bagel.


    golden
    Replies the scorpion: "It's my nature..."
  • AradorArador
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  • DaslinDaslin The place with the oxygen
    @Arador I'd actually appreciate having the touchpad at the top. My super fat/large hands tend to make the mouse go apeshit on mine.
  • AradorArador
    Yeah so I can not rest my wrist anywhere while working with the pad? And hitting the keys by accident when I try to? No dude. Your arm would kill you within 30 minutes.

    That is why I love Lenovo Thinkpads with the Trackpoint on the keyboard. I just switch my Touchpad off.

  • DaslinDaslin The place with the oxygen
    lol. I most of the time turn mine off, and use an external mouse, but when I am unable to use the external, I have to derp about and hit the touchpad lock thing.
  • CidusiiCidusii
  • WysteriaWysteria
    @Wilhemina Where I'm based in AU the temp at lowest is about 5°C at midnight for maybe three days. Rest of year is about 18°C-42°C depending on whether the Door To Hell decides to order pizza and open up to let all the hot air out over us.
    "Faded away like the stars in the morning,
     Losing their light in the glorious sun,
     Thus would we pass from this earth and its toiling,
     Only remembered for what we have done."
  • SynbiosSynbios
    Mannimar said:
    A week later they got pregnant and married.

    I sort of understand how the male impregnates the female, but I'm still not sure as to how the female impregnates the male in return. Human biology is very confusing.

  • MannimarMannimar
    Synbios said:
    Mannimar said:
    A week later they got pregnant and married.

    I sort of understand how the male impregnates the female, but I'm still not sure as to how the female impregnates the male in return. Human biology is very confusing.
    can't tell if troll or posted in regional dialect... is "they got pregnant" not common phrasing? 
  • MannimarMannimar
    I thought about that, but I'm tired and curious now! 
  • TharvisTharvis The Land of Beer and Chocolate!
    old but gold

    Aurora says, "Tharvis, why are you always breaking things?!"
    Artemis says, "You are so high maintenance, Tharvis, gosh."
    Tecton says, "It's still your fault, Tharvis."

  • TrillianaTrilliana
    http://www.boredpanda.com/modern-art-vs-toddler-art/
    meh


  • AepasAepas
    I like this idea that tesha has. All imgur constant reposts should be in spoilers so I don't have to see them again.
    Replies the scorpion: "It's my nature..."
  • TeshaTesha
    Oh yeah, I'm not taking credit for them or anything, I'm just sharing them for people who might not browse it.

     i'm a rebel

  • KyrraKyrra Australia
    People could just go to the site if they wanted to see them, no?
    (D.M.A.): Cooper says, "Kyrra is either the most innocent person in the world, or the girl who uses the most innuendo seemingly unintentionally but really on purpose."

  • NakariNakari
    eh, if people just said "hey, there's funny stuff on imgur," I probably wouldn't bother checking. 

  • AchimrstAchimrst Nature
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  • WilhelminaWilhelmina
  • FitzFitz Fire and Spice





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