Curious

Prythe

How many others do silly stuff like this while Hunting:

A mhun conjuror says, "Don't get out of line, we are keeping an eye on you."

A mhun guard says, "I trust you will be following our rules while in these walls?"

Your breath sizzles as you say, "No."

Your breath sizzles as you say, "Unless the rules are that I kill you?"

Your breath sizzles as you say, "Perhaps they are."

Your breath sizzles as you say, "In which case I am being quite lawful."

Multon

All the time. Especially in Moghedu.

I like to kill all the women and children, and then, when I find the little girl who gives the quest to find her dolly I just give all of them to her one by one and ask, "Is this your dolly? No? How about this one?"

And then I kill her too. She always cries and tries to run.

It's hilarious.

Klendathu

Yep, Klendathu replies to a lot of stuff said to him, speaking dwarven to the Iskadar dwarves, etc. Breaks up the monotony.

Multon said:

All the time. Especially in Moghedu.

I like to kill all the women and children, and then, when I find the little girl who gives the quest to find her dolly I just give all of them to her one by one and ask, "Is this your dolly? No? How about this one?"

And then I kill her too. She always cries and tries to run.

It's hilarious.

@Multon, get help.

Multon

You make a fair point @Klendathu and you're right, I could murder many more children if I got some help.

Thank you for the suggestion!

Shimi

While hunting in Manara I find myself talking to them a lot. Especially when they belittle how much damage I do!... So I just strangle them more and ask if it feels better that time. Or something along those lines. It varies.

Multon

That reminds me! The little Mingruk by the shine of Sartan there! He has a special set of dialogue to do with the quest he gives you to kill the idiot Mingruk... I found out about them by accident when I decided to 'find the traitor' by process of elimination, and gave him all the bodies of every named Mingruk in Manara until I found the right one...

Unfortunately, he was rude to me, and thoroughly ungrateful, so I killed him too and just ended up offering all the bodies to the Lord Sartan like always.

It was fun though.

Makaela

Shimi said:

While hunting in Manara I find myself talking to them a lot. Especially when they belittle how much damage I do!... So I just strangle them more and ask if it feels better that time. Or something along those lines. It varies.

I used to say "I am one. What's your excuse" when they did that whole you hit like a girl thing. 

Also could an admin move tis tho Scarlatten Theatre? More rp based and nothing idea based here.

Sarathai

I do it all the time.

Especially Vertani, because you have Miingruan complaining that it's disgraceful to be defeated in combat by a dragon (frankly, given how dragon-infested the Vertani village is and the regularity of dragons wiping Sapience clean of the Vertani population, maybe somebody should change that remark). Or Damek, who goes on about how "House Feranki will avenge him" and I comment in the now-empty room that House Feranki is currently a bunch of corpses I'm lugging around with me.

The stuff down at Sirocco Fortress as well. "Make one move against the fortress and we will kill you instantly" and all that. Right before I one-shot Obliterating-Critical them.

Prythe

I am loving this. Sorry for putting it in the wrong place. 

I am so glad to hear I am not the only one who is warped enough to do stuff like this!

(I like telling children I was going to let them live until they kicked me in the shins.)

Kasya

I do this! I tried talking to my angel too, but that doesn't work at all.

Melodie

Used to be, years ago, your angels were actually able to be interacted with.

Unfortunately a lot of people abused this, not just for snuggling/etc (which is ridic on its own), but for ... less innocent practices. I'm told that's why they made it no longer possible (it happened while I was dormant so I'm not completely sure).

Sucks RP-wise.  But there's always just making custom emotes. Just don't get too carried away!

Kasya

That's... beyond terrible.

Krypton

Prythe said:

How many others do silly stuff like this while Hunting:

A mhun conjuror says, "Don't get out of line, we are keeping an eye on you."

A mhun guard says, "I trust you will be following our rules while in these walls?"

Your breath sizzles as you say, "No."

Your breath sizzles as you say, "Unless the rules are that I kill you?"

Your breath sizzles as you say, "Perhaps they are."

Your breath sizzles as you say, "In which case I am being quite lawful."

You might like to know:

Some denizens on Minos ask a similar question, and, depending on what you answer, either welcome you or start attacking you accordingly.

Bronislav

In Dun Valley, Bron was helping his kids hunt out the ogres/orcs there. After killing the Shaman, he says something to the effect of, "What are all of the wimminz going to do without me?"

Fast-forward a bit more - he's taking a new group through the area. Bron comes to the room with the Shaman, peers at him, glances over toward the others, and says, "This one lives."

Bronislav almost never kills sentient denizens unless they have evil in their hearts - based on his personal moral compass, not on Targossas' perspectives of morality.

..Except Malagmae. Screw those guys.  

Athelas

Buckawns! Note to Buckawn youths: I don't try, I DO!
So next time you think about calling the guards because I'm "trying" to kill you. Rather run, you'll live longer!

And Jallah! Yea, you've been giving me the silent treatment all my life. Once in a while, it would be nice you actually SAID something back!

Adaele

I talk back to goblins in goblin village. Hehe

Shimi

Adaele said:

I talk back to goblins in goblin village. Hehe

The one who yells about getting the village invaded and he thinks they brought a spark tank thingy... half the time I'm like "Nope, no spark tank.. just me again. And all the bodies of your family members."

Multon

It's weird how he never figures out everyone else is dead by the time anyone gets to him, since he's sitting in the last room 'looking disgusted'...

Multon

I am now having great fun seeing which Denizens are the most fun to torment,

Granite Hills nearing the sea.

It is raining heavily, pregnant drops of water pouring down onto you. A hill giant child paces
erratically here, crying loudly.

Hoarug, a whimpering giant child exclaims, "Momma, momma!"

Hoarug, a whimpering giant child kicks you in the leg with a huge foot.

You say to Hoarug, a whimpering giant child with a low, guttural Mhaldorian accent, "Mamma is dead
see!"

You give the corpse of Raethon, a female hill giant to Hoarug, a whimpering giant child.

Hoarug fumbles with the corpse of Raethon, a female hill giant, before dropping it to the ground and
sniffling softly.

You slice into Hoarug, a whimpering giant child with a longsword.
You have scored a WORLD-SHATTERING CRITICAL hit!
You have slain Hoarug, a whimpering giant child, retrieving the corpse.
A tiny pile of sovereigns spills from the corpse.

You pick up 19 gold sovereigns.
You put 19 gold sovereigns in a canvas backpack.

"Heh heh heh," you chuckle.

Make Giant-Child Cry : Check

Kill Giant-Child : Check

Evil Laugh : Check

Prythe

Multon said:

I am now having great fun seeing which Denizens are the most fun to torment,

Granite Hills nearing the sea.

It is raining heavily, pregnant drops of water pouring down onto you. A hill giant child paces
erratically here, crying loudly.

Hoarug, a whimpering giant child exclaims, "Momma, momma!"

Hoarug, a whimpering giant child kicks you in the leg with a huge foot.

You say to Hoarug, a whimpering giant child with a low, guttural Mhaldorian accent, "Mamma is dead
see!"

You give the corpse of Raethon, a female hill giant to Hoarug, a whimpering giant child.

Hoarug fumbles with the corpse of Raethon, a female hill giant, before dropping it to the ground and
sniffling softly.

You slice into Hoarug, a whimpering giant child with a longsword.
You have scored a WORLD-SHATTERING CRITICAL hit!
You have slain Hoarug, a whimpering giant child, retrieving the corpse.
A tiny pile of sovereigns spills from the corpse.

You pick up 19 gold sovereigns.
You put 19 gold sovereigns in a canvas backpack.

"Heh heh heh," you chuckle.

Make Giant-Child Cry : Check

Kill Giant-Child : Check

Evil Laugh : Check

Multon, I think you are my new favorite person.

Ahmet

I thot I was the only one  
On top of that, I always curse out honoursquest denizens when I inevitably screw up their quests.