Druid Athelas says, "But I find that I'm again, incredibly successful at keeping you from your tasks."
You chuckle long and heartily.
You say, "I was thinking about Logosmas shopping."
The rowdy notes of a drinking song, faint at first, then rising to the undisputed intensity of a Dwarf On A Mission, herald the arrival of Ironbeard the Magnanimous who casts his beam of a smile about himself as he arrives. "What a wonderful time we live in, don't you think? All the more reason to be generous!" Ironbeard the Magnanimous laughs cheerfully, "Enjoy, Oceana!"
Ironbeard the Magnanimous just gave you a giftbag!
"Oooooooooh!" you say, eyes wide with wonder.
You thank Ironbeard the Magnanimous profusely.
Ironbeard the Magnanimous exclaims, "No need to thAnk mE! xxhank t **hic* h *hic* e Gopsh forr Theiir gift of life!"
You get 11607 gold sovereigns from a heavy iron-link giftbag.
You say, "Gold! How convenient."
What did you get in your giftbag? And in what circumstances did he arrive?