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Impaling With A Chocolate Sword

Exelethril
Exelethril Member Posts: 3,360 @@ - Legendary Achaean
Being able to impale and disembowel with a chocolate sword doesn't make much sense RP-wise. I'd be up for having this mechanic removed.

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  • Kerria
    Kerria The Red LionessMember Posts: 1,120 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    But then I can't call @Kenway‌ the chocolate Knight. 

    And that would make me sad.
    Praxides
  • Tharvis
    Tharvis The Land of Beer and Chocolate!Member Posts: 3,107 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Atalkez said:
    Fun > RP
    how about rping in a fun fashion?
    Aurora says, "Tharvis, why are you always breaking things?!"
    Artemis says, "You are so high maintenance, Tharvis, gosh."
    Tecton says, "It's still your fault, Tharvis."

  • Athelas
    Athelas Cape Town South AfricaMember Posts: 326 ✭✭✭✭ - Eminent
    If one can not have wet towels as weapons,  why should chocolate swords be allowed? Sorry @Atalkez‌, the whole fun vs. RP argument does not hold water,  this is supposed to be a game with depth and immersion.

    There are very few ways in which a chocolate sword can be used as a deadly weapon. Impaleing and disembowling with one, is little more than a poor attempt at comedy, and the joke is way past stale already. 
    Exelethril
  • Kenway
    Kenway San FranciscoMember Posts: 1,130 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Also if you wanna get all internally consistent about it, the chocolate swords have runes on them. Runes, from my understanding though I've always wanted to do more research for myself IG, are derived from the powers of Yggdrasil. If -anything- can make it possible for chocolate to become strong enough to withstand the force of penetrating what is likely sufficiently damaged armour and skin/muscle/peritoneum and pulling out the intestines, it's -probably- the magic that came from the World Tree.

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  • Exelethril
    Exelethril Member Posts: 3,360 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Kenway said:
    can make it possible for chocolate to become strong enough to withstand the force of penetrating what is likely sufficiently damaged armour and skin/muscle/peritoneum and pulling out the intestines, it's -probably- the magic that came from the World Tree.
    But but.. RIP teeth :( Okay, point taken in this thread.

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  • Silas
    Silas Member Posts: 2,652 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    edited October 2014
    @Sarapis, please also implement pork swords. For Hanukkah.

    AtalkezMishgul
  • Synbios
    Synbios Member Posts: 4,634 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Kenway said:
    can make it possible for chocolate to become strong enough to withstand the force of penetrating what is likely sufficiently damaged armour and skin/muscle/peritoneum and pulling out the intestines, it's -probably- the magic that came from the World Tree.
    But but.. RIP teeth :( Okay, point taken in this thread.
    @Exelethril: They're clearly forged out of M&M's: They melt in your mouth, not in your hands(or guts of your vanquished foes).

    Kerria
  • Bukariin
    Bukariin Member Posts: 438 ✭✭✭ - Distinguished
    But then we'd have Liquid Swords



    SynbiosUlrikeTrey
  • Cynlael
    Cynlael Member Posts: 3,257 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Realism in a game where people can literally turn into dragons whenever they want, just by going ROARRRR IMA DR--- fuck I just broke the ceiling off my house.

    ShirszaeTrilliana
  • Kresslack
    Kresslack Florida, United StatesMember Posts: 6,617 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Cynlael said:
    Realism in a game where people can literally turn into dragons whenever they want, just by going ROARRRR IMA DR--- fuck I just broke the ceiling off my house.



  • Ryuke
    Ryuke Member Posts: 61 ✭✭ - Stalwart
    Being able to impale and disembowel with a chocolate sword doesn't make much sense RP-wise. I'd be up for having this mechanic removed.
    Quit being a douche and fucking up @Kenway's day.
  • Santar
    Santar Member, Secret Squirrel Posts: 2,482 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    I'll impale you on my chocolate sword, babe.

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    KenwayRyukeTibitha
  • Kresslack
    Kresslack Florida, United StatesMember Posts: 6,617 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Ryuke said:
    Being able to impale and disembowel with a chocolate sword doesn't make much sense RP-wise. I'd be up for having this mechanic removed.
    Quit being a douche and fucking up @Kenway's day.
    Calm down, broski.


  • Ryuke
    Ryuke Member Posts: 61 ✭✭ - Stalwart
    Kresslack said:
    Ryuke said:
    Being able to impale and disembowel with a chocolate sword doesn't make much sense RP-wise. I'd be up for having this mechanic removed.
    Quit being a douche and fucking up @Kenway's day.
    Calm down, broski.
    Don't tell me how to live my life.
  • Xith
    Xith Member Posts: 2,602 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Who would have thought a thread about rigid chocolate would lead to so many naughty jokes....
    I like my steak like I like my Magic cards: mythic rare.
    Kerria
  • Bukariin
    Bukariin Member Posts: 438 ✭✭✭ - Distinguished
    Xith said:
    Who would have thought a thread about rigid chocolate would lead to so many naughty jokes....
    Let's not be crude.  The correct nomenclature is turgid.
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