Because I'm poor and love you all - but, yeah. The poor thing.
A RP community I was on a bit ago used to do these random Cards Against Humanity nights with its players. Roughly 8-ish folks would create a name on this website
and play together for hours on end. We'd usually supplement it with Skype phoning or tinychat so we could annoy each other while we did it. Sometimes drinks were drunken and such, too.
Just an idea. If only a handful of folks wanted in, we could do it with voice chat, too - but if we wanted to get an even larger group of people, we could just use the chat box in the actual CAH server. OR we could do a voicechat with 10-15 people on something.
Just an idea!